How to save Myth: thinking outside the box
Posted: 14 May 2013, 00:21
Building off of a very productive conversation I had with some mythers today, ducky’s brilliant $500 incentive for recruiting 100 players, and renwood’s infamous kickstarter plan, I wanted to propose several possible campaigns to SAVE MYTH.
1) Myth parade/demonstration
Mythers assemble in Washington DC and parade around the city with myth costumes & floats blasting the myth sountrack. If the popo fuck with us we trokik a few store windows and throw "pus" (water balloons full of paint or sperm or something), which is sure to bring media attention. If not, we picket the Wight House with signs that read “Save Myth” and demand federal money to keep myth afloat.
2) American Apparel Trowbelt™
This was asmo’s idea. Design a fly Trowbelt™ and have it distributed by some hip clothing chain. With all the hot hipster chicks sporting Trowbelts™, myth would be the new in thing.
3) The Myth House
This one was actually proposed by Homer last summer upon hearing of Renwood’s kickstarter campaign. He very rightly pointed out that, with a half million dollars, we could easily buy a big house for mythers to live in and play myth. We could just be unemployed, eat out of dumpsters, and play myth all day, keeping a vibrant core of mythers online at all times.
4) Giant Myth Oil Painting
According to Headhunter, Jahral, despite his very poor writing and mything skills, is a great artist. We could raise some money to commission a giant, epic, baroque oil painting of a myth battle. This would be a great propaganda piece conveying the depth our feeling for myth and garnering the interest of the art world. A related alternative would be a 30 ft tall bronze of a trow kicking something.
5) Blackmarket Distribution of GKG Adrenal Glands
This is based on a conversation I had with wwo regarding a possible myth raining montage à la Rocky set to “Eye of the Tiger” (the natural star of such a montage would be gkg). Basically we harvest GKG’s finely myth-tuned adrenal glands and sell them to impressionable youngsters along with pirated myth CDs.
That’s all I have for now, feel free to discuss and add your own brilliant schemes. Together, we can bring back Myth’s golden age!
1) Myth parade/demonstration
Mythers assemble in Washington DC and parade around the city with myth costumes & floats blasting the myth sountrack. If the popo fuck with us we trokik a few store windows and throw "pus" (water balloons full of paint or sperm or something), which is sure to bring media attention. If not, we picket the Wight House with signs that read “Save Myth” and demand federal money to keep myth afloat.
2) American Apparel Trowbelt™
This was asmo’s idea. Design a fly Trowbelt™ and have it distributed by some hip clothing chain. With all the hot hipster chicks sporting Trowbelts™, myth would be the new in thing.
3) The Myth House
This one was actually proposed by Homer last summer upon hearing of Renwood’s kickstarter campaign. He very rightly pointed out that, with a half million dollars, we could easily buy a big house for mythers to live in and play myth. We could just be unemployed, eat out of dumpsters, and play myth all day, keeping a vibrant core of mythers online at all times.
4) Giant Myth Oil Painting
According to Headhunter, Jahral, despite his very poor writing and mything skills, is a great artist. We could raise some money to commission a giant, epic, baroque oil painting of a myth battle. This would be a great propaganda piece conveying the depth our feeling for myth and garnering the interest of the art world. A related alternative would be a 30 ft tall bronze of a trow kicking something.
5) Blackmarket Distribution of GKG Adrenal Glands
This is based on a conversation I had with wwo regarding a possible myth raining montage à la Rocky set to “Eye of the Tiger” (the natural star of such a montage would be gkg). Basically we harvest GKG’s finely myth-tuned adrenal glands and sell them to impressionable youngsters along with pirated myth CDs.
That’s all I have for now, feel free to discuss and add your own brilliant schemes. Together, we can bring back Myth’s golden age!
