How to save Myth: thinking outside the box

[c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊]

Building off of a very productive conversation I had with some mythers today, ducky’s brilliant $500 incentive for recruiting 100 players, and renwood’s infamous kickstarter plan, I wanted to propose several possible campaigns to SAVE MYTH.

1) Myth parade/demonstration

Mythers assemble in Washington DC and parade around the city with myth costumes & floats blasting the myth sountrack. If the popo fuck with us we trokik a few store windows and throw "pus" (water balloons full of paint or sperm or something), which is sure to bring media attention. If not, we picket the Wight House with signs that read “Save Myth” and demand federal money to keep myth afloat.

2) American Apparel Trowbelt™

This was asmo’s idea. Design a fly Trowbelt™ and have it distributed by some hip clothing chain. With all the hot hipster chicks sporting Trowbelts™, myth would be the new in thing.

3) The Myth House

This one was actually proposed by Homer last summer upon hearing of Renwood’s kickstarter campaign. He very rightly pointed out that, with a half million dollars, we could easily buy a big house for mythers to live in and play myth. We could just be unemployed, eat out of dumpsters, and play myth all day, keeping a vibrant core of mythers online at all times.

4) Giant Myth Oil Painting

According to Headhunter, Jahral, despite his very poor writing and mything skills, is a great artist. We could raise some money to commission a giant, epic, baroque oil painting of a myth battle. This would be a great propaganda piece conveying the depth our feeling for myth and garnering the interest of the art world. A related alternative would be a 30 ft tall bronze of a trow kicking something.

5) Blackmarket Distribution of GKG Adrenal Glands

This is based on a conversation I had with wwo regarding a possible myth raining montage à la Rocky set to “Eye of the Tiger” (the natural star of such a montage would be gkg). Basically we harvest GKG’s finely myth-tuned adrenal glands and sell them to impressionable youngsters along with pirated myth CDs.

That’s all I have for now, feel free to discuss and add your own brilliant schemes. Together, we can bring back Myth’s golden age!

[Pogue]

Adren's rap TA's were more entertaining than this. You are not a top dollar Mandingo idiot.

[par73]

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you might enjoy this article!

[shadow]

Can we sacrifice milkman ?

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[noblesteed]

How to save myth:

1. make a multiplayer tutorial with instructions for capping/getting puss/ etc.

2. get people

[c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊]

That photograph is breath taking.

[Homer]

If Jahral, paints a magnificent epic battle scene with Myth Characters and it isn't a pile of abstract shit where the thrall and ghols looks like well....not thrall or ghols, then I'll bid on it absolutely.

[Homer]

Jahral, I would like there to be a trow choking a Myrk giant out, and a wight in the far corner just out of sight about to end everyones day next to a dwarf with Satchels, maybe a fallen lord tower over the battle on one side and ALric on the other, arrows all over the place blotting out the sky, carnage, blood, explosions, much butchery, a ghol pack swarming a warrior and zerk taking out 3 ghols, four bowmen being shredded by a myrk, myrm vs zerk fight 1 v 1, maul mauling a jman, herons butchering thrall. AND OVER IT ALL, Shiver and Soulblighter making out?

[c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊]

Wow homer, I am deeply moved just imagining that composition.

The piece should be named "strange bedfellows" after the infamous quote by our favorite Deceiver:

"The path to retribution does make for strange bedfellows. Would you not agree, Ravanna?"

I was thinking something in 19th century, romantic/nationalist style:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... _bitwa.jpg

Or maybe more Frank Frazetta in tone:

http://lcart2.narod.ru/image/fantasy/fr ... itable.jpg

Where is Jahral?! This myth-savior must be at least 10 x 20 ft!!!

[shadow]

faggots

[drunken_deer]

ive seen a lot of jahrals work he posted it to me pictures of his art. Its pretty good shit, but its more contempory (not abstract).

[headhunter]

jahral paints the apocalypse. it is fucking awesome.

[Pogue]

If Jahral really wanted to be of help, he could get his grandson Kahlal to promote myth to all his other Down syndrome elementary school friends. Get 'em hooked while they're young man, just ask Tyrone Biggums.