A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
This dude keeps following me around on myth, discord, even real life, trying to get me to apologize for something I did in 2011. Anyone know what his deal is?
ZAK, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? STOP GOING OFF YOUR FUCKING MEDS, YOU FUCKING MANIAC SOCIOPATH CABBAGE PATCH PREEMIE. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING SHIT...AND THAT MEANS 'NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHIT."