How Stupid Am I?

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

I broke up with a girl because it wasn't really working out. In my defense, she was a pretty selfish girlfriend, and not really a great companion.

Oh, and she's a lawyer and makes over half a million a year.

How stupid am I?


But seriously, a woman who makes that much more than me, is quite deflating as opposed to actually being a good thing. I felt demasculinated in a way.

[sasper]

is this a "how many lies can you spot in my thread?" thread? i'm gonna go with 4 lies

[adrenaline]

I count 5.

[Pogue]

Every sentence is a lie. Therefore I will go with 6.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Every sentence is a lie. Therefore I will go with 6.

7

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

I count 5.

Still can't count properly I see LOL

[adrenaline]

How stupid am I?

Not a lie. You made no claim, but simply asked a question. The answer is "incredibly stupid", btw.

But seriously, a woman who makes that much more than me, is quite deflating as opposed to actually being a good thing.

Although you have no actual experience with this, the overall message is truthful.

I stick to my previous count of 5.

[Pogue]

Every sentence is a lie. Therefore I will go with 6.

7

5 periods plus a question mark equals 6.

How stupid am I?

Not smarter than a 5th grader bro.

[wwo]

Lawyers are no fun to date seriously, but make excellent FWBs.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Lawyers are no fun to date seriously, but make excellent FWBs.

Yeah she was good at sex but not very adventurous. I enjoyed pinning her down and railing her though.

[Pogue]

Did she dump you cuz you wanted to role play as a rapist she set to prison and instead she turned around and slapped you with a restraining order?

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

dumped her because she didnt wanna dominatrix me LOL