I am THE Greatest Myther of ALL TIME

A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
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There really is no argument otherwise. Most MWC rings, most tournament victories, most innovative, best captain strategies (I can win with the games "Worst" trades).

Undefeated LIFETIME on 1v1 trow. This is not a misprint, I have never, ever, ever lost a game of 1v1 trow. I'm so good at 1v1 trow, I can get 0 trow against gkg on it and still win handily.

I'm the greatest coop player of all time. Nobody has set more records or won more coops than I have.

Inventor of all things Raid on the Plains strategy.

Best Urban Recon player in history (godly-like skill)

Also, I have never lost a 1v1 series, ever. I have beaten the game's top players consistently in 1v1 play. Oh, and adrenaline has also NEVER won a single 1v1 game against me in the hundreds of games we have played. Ask him for yourself, see what he says.

The only things I do NOT claim to be the best at, because I never really played them or used them, is Fetchball, and CB'ing. Both can be fun but just devoted much care to either one.
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A concerned citizen of Canada just reported KROK to the authorities.
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what about dorfball, clue, myth chess™, leggo, bushido, and myth racer!
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never played dorfball or myth racer. all of those others I mastered.
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I know you're just being a retard, but I 3-0'd you last year and have won many many 1v1s besides that. Entertaining post, regardless.
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adrenaline wrote:I know you're just being a retard, but I 3-0'd you last year and have won many many 1v1s besides that. Entertaining post, regardless.

Here we go. Lol @ this "3-0" claim. Are you referring to the recent whomping where I beat YOU 3-0 while playing left handed? Or are you just trying really hard to believe that some dummy account pretending to act like me actually played you and you beat him? Please, where are the films?
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Pretty sure the films were posted last year. Sorry i don't archive my countless 1v1 victories.
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Films were never posted. Because they never happened. They never will happen. All talk and no walk, that's always been the case for you. You are lucky I manned up and played you left handed, knowing I probably would have lost, but I guess even 50% of my real skill is enough to beat you.
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I have proof that what Kirk says is true. I mean, he did write the book on it...

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In other news, there was a recent Ratking sighting in Milwaukee.

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Next time let me know when you are in town bro.
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