Masturbation Imprvoement Thread

[cornerpocket]

I actually was blown away recently by this. Myrk pm'd me about a week ago or so asking me for some pointers on how to improve at
masturbating. I soon discovered that he likes to jerk it to women rolling around in bacon grease. I was fucking BLOWN away by this, I really
still have a hard time believing it. 15 years since the dawn of myth replays, and people still masturbate to porn? Now myrk is a pretty bad
player so his films are probably hard to watch and his hands are too fat to grip his tiny penis anyway, so I thought I guess that was how he
slipped through the cracks all these years. So now I am thinking that maybe some other horribly shitty players who have stayed horrible and
shitty for several years now could also be doing some very very wrong shit like this too.

Now to add on top of all of that, with nine's recent video of ratking humping april o'neil, it seems he TOO is masturbating to fucked up
porn. And this is a semi-respected oldschooler, who has replays of mwc finals and shit. Now nine hasn't really been known to be a good
player either, but maybe in the early days he was considered good in some way. He certainly isn't a complete newbie like myrk.
So now I am just completely floored and have to ask...who the fuck else does this shit? This is like one of the absolute worst things you
can do. yes I know the average person jerks it to porn or whatever, but I am pretty sure I stopped watching porn the first time i saw
myself beat crow's bridge on legendary in 1998. It is unfathomable that mythers still do it this way after all these years. It
might explain why these players are not good...but what if I find a good player that does this? Then my mind will really be blown.

So hit up the poll, and if you happen to be someone that masturbates to porn, please let us know who you are and share your story. Then
please try stroking your dick to replays of me and see if you improve. Please see my youtube videos for reference on how to properly stroke
your dick. Thanks.

[shadow]

we need experts here

[Pogue]

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[BIG KROK V8 SS]

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[Professional Killer]

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[falcon]

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