spam

Renwood · Post by **Renwood** » 17 Jan 2013, 01:32

SpamBotAges! Ban this sucker! How did they join on the 1st of Jan, then take 2 weeks to post this garbage?

grim · Post by **grim** » 17 Jan 2013, 13:44

There's like 2-3 spambots that register every day.

Renwood · Post by **Renwood** » 18 Jan 2013, 03:21

umm maybe remove this thread grim? The spambot i responded to is deleted, but NOW it looks like I STARTED this spam thread! lol!

grim · Post by **grim** » 18 Jan 2013, 14:13

Spam is good for the heart bro.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 18 Jan 2013, 19:14

wtf stop spamming, ren

Renwood · Post by **Renwood** » 19 Jan 2013, 08:51

Best ways to cook SPAM

One of my friends is from Hawaii and they LOVE THE SPAM!

They cook it countless ways, none of them less tasty then the next.

He likes to slice spam semi thin, about 1/4 to 1/3 of an inch thick.
Then place the spam on a buttered cookie sheet
Open a can of Pineapple that is cut into those nifty sliced rings.
Place one ring on each spam slice.
sprinkle some FINELY ground cinnimon on top of each pineapple slice atop a bit o spam.
Set the oven to bake at 350 degrees. YOU DID PREHEAT IT DID YOU NOT!!!

Now cook it for like, I dunno, 20 mins.

Now take the cookieshit out when you feel like its done, if you cant wait 20 mins because you have a short attention spam.

now Now you can NEATLY place the cooked spam onto a nifty little dinner platter, OR just be lazy and leave them on the sheet.

Now See those Pineapple rings on the spam? DONT FUCKING EAT THEM!! They are JUST THERE TO ADD FLAVOUR TO THE SPAM MEAT! Throw those damn rings away when you eat each slice, DO NOT Throw them away before hand. Now serve these wondery bits of pork to your friends.

Take notice if anybody eats the pineapple rings. If they eat the rings, it means they are a communist and need to be disposed of immedieatly.
Take a look at how they turned out below!

!

If the dont look like this when they come out of the oven, then you fucked up son!

Renwood · Post by **Renwood** » 21 Jan 2013, 22:19

I was Just going to post that! But you beat me to it, DAMN!

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 24 Jan 2013, 20:47

Either this is that sad cunt that posts shit about jewelry and what not on mnet or this is liger.

switch · Post by **switch** » 24 Jan 2013, 23:30

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/world/ ... 7-bulgaria

Vantobia · Post by **Vantobia** » 31 Jan 2013, 03:21

Pineapple should only be eaten by itself. Never put pineapple on anything, especially A FREAKIN WORKS BURGER BITCH !!!

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 01 Feb 2013, 02:37

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 01 Feb 2013, 02:40

Man after going to Nicaragua and eating that white, central american pineapple i dont want any of the shwag yellow shit ever again... yellow pineaples almost as bad as THIS shit:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb6HZa151s8[/youtube]

Lol did you actually listen to that crap?

Spam.

switch · Post by **switch** » 01 Feb 2013, 07:16

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmVusVh4TRQ[/youtube]

Vantobia · Post by **Vantobia** » 01 Feb 2013, 14:30

Nice pineapple

switch · Post by **switch** » 02 Feb 2013, 02:30

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... eKNVNSG-vk[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBoFdK1Wurs[/youtube]

grim · Post by **grim** » 02 Feb 2013, 08:07

Like 2/3 of your posts contain a youtube link bro.

Renwood · Post by **Renwood** » 02 Feb 2013, 10:31

Let me get this shit BACK ON TRACK!

Look what I spent hours doing the other day, making tons of pig body parts and animation and exploding pig bit permutations!

blahblahblah · Post by **blahblahblah** » 02 Feb 2013, 15:11

Hey Dumbass, that's not TONS of body parts that's ONE single part rotated to show it from different angles.

Show MORE BODY PARTS or it didn't happen.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 02 Feb 2013, 18:56

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 08 Feb 2013, 06:16

Fuck yes

switch · Post by **switch** » 09 Feb 2013, 04:27

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT52MrtVPtQ[/youtube]

SeekerAntiVegan · Post by **SeekerAntiVegan** » 10 Feb 2013, 02:32

Post #1000.

grim · Post by **grim** » 10 Feb 2013, 07:08

On this forum, yes. The total amount exceeded it a long time ago, SO YOU SUCK SEEKER!

SeekerAntiVegan · Post by **SeekerAntiVegan** » 10 Feb 2013, 23:39

Indeed Grim.

However, the thousandth overall post on these boards wasn't made by me so it doesn't count.

Hadzenegger · Post by **Hadzenegger** » 16 Feb 2013, 01:33

i clicked all his links and my comp is fine

falcon · Post by **falcon** » 16 Feb 2013, 18:02

must be liger.

enculator · Post by **enculator** » 23 Feb 2013, 20:17

OMG FRENCH SPAM
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

grim · Post by **grim** » 27 Apr 2013, 10:46

General stuff regarding team registration.

When will the tournament start and registration ends?
The tournament will start with the QR's on the first weekend of June. Registration for teams ends at the last day of May. Players can still be added to teams after this though. The player registration will end after the QR's are over on friday of the week double elimination starts.

Roster limit?
At first it'll be 10 players per team. However, keep in mind that I will probably increase the roster limit later on to prepare for the influx of players. You need at least 4 players to register a team. Also keep in mind that I will reserve the right to delete some teams to make room for others if needed. The likely scenario where this might happen is if we reach some awkward number of teams where the team that signed up last is a likely forfeit team. My goal is to have 8 teams that are certain to always show up for matches in force. I will not accept teams that just plan to ride on using the substitute system.

If more than 8 teams sign up, then the team limit will obviously rise.

Other roster limitations
This tournament will use a salary cap. This will prevent team stacking and hopefully we will have a more competitive tournament that way. Salary cap means that all players will be given ball ratings by me with the help of few selected others. Teams can only have a certain number of high rated players in their team. These are the limits:

- ONE 5 ball player and TWO 4 ball players or FOUR 4 ball players if there's no 5 ball player in the team.
- THREE 3 ball players in any case.
- Unlimited number of 1-2 ball players, just so long as you remember that there's a 10 player limit for teams.

No team is forced to include 4-5 ball players however, so you can just sign up your friends freely if they don't breach the salary cap limits. If there's no 4-5 ball players in the roster, the number of 3 ball players is not limited to 3. In case you have less than four 4 ball players in the team, the amount of 3 ball players that you can use correlates with the potential number of 4-5 ball players.

Chohan · Post by **Chohan** » 27 Apr 2013, 23:14

Team Captain

Roster

NewMutator · Post by **NewMutator** » 27 Apr 2013, 23:41

I think unk is still on my buddy list!

Ratking · Post by **Ratking** » 28 Apr 2013, 04:46

I'm usually down for the cause grim but the roster limitations could be a problem. many of the traditional teams like np, nc and others won't qualify. This could cause some of the older veteran players not to show up. Another issue I see is that any teams that wins this will forever be known as the team who won with roster limits.

I don't mean to bash the idea grim. I just want to point out changing what mwc is at this point.. just doesn't feel right to me

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 28 Apr 2013, 05:32

Maybe you should have a few players that have actually played since last MWC rating players if this salary cap is actually going to happen.

grim · Post by **grim** » 28 Apr 2013, 07:45

I'm going with my ratings from last year mixed with the ratings from TWS + open to public discussion as well.

East Wind tmnt · Post by **East Wind tmnt** » 28 Apr 2013, 14:44

If you have a 5 baller player... you can only have 6 people who better than 3 balls. Meaning to have a full team you need to have 1 or 2 ballers... The 5 ball handicap is pretty dumb. Any good player can beat another good play on any given day. The difference isn't enough to warrant a handicap... 2 four ball players would beat 1 5 ball player in a series.

Aki · Post by **Aki** » 28 Apr 2013, 14:47

We are all victims of arbitrariness now

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 28 Apr 2013, 15:16

under your current system with having a 5 baller as opposed to not having one it is the following...

5-4-4-3-3-3-2 =24 4-4-4-4-3-3-3 =25

if the point of the salary cay system is for more balance shouldn't you allow the teams with 5 ballers on it to use 4 3 ballers then?

5-4-4-3-3-3-3 =25 4-4-4-4-3-3-3 =25

punkUser · Post by **punkUser** » 28 Apr 2013, 16:48

I'm against the whole concept for MWC, but at the very least drop the 5-ball thing. GKG/Adren/Tirri are great players, but there is no way that they are worth two of Ghengis/EW/Myrk/etc.

I feel like all this is going to accomplish is more bitching leading up to MWC and then less care factor with the compromise teams.

East Wind tmnt · Post by **East Wind tmnt** » 28 Apr 2013, 16:57

asmo's method makes sense as well.

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 28 Apr 2013, 23:47

I'd prefer to hear some input from other captains. EW and Asmo can't really claim to have no bias in this.

SamTheButcher · Post by **SamTheButcher** » 29 Apr 2013, 01:21

Why not do a 10 point scale? It will give more accurate ratings. Then do a total points cap instead of only so many of each. That way people that would rather have less but higher ranked Players can do that. A total points will be more flexible and still be fair. Look back at what I proposed. I think that would work really good. Maybe adjust the total points some.

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 29 Apr 2013, 03:28

Pogue - Dolph Lundgren
Hadiez - Randy Couture
Kirk - Sylvester Stallone
Kilgrath - Bruce Willis
Falcon - Jet Li
Generalx - Jason Statham
Chron - Terry Crews
Thor - Chuck Norris

grim · Post by **grim** » 29 Apr 2013, 07:03

Asmo wrote:under your current system with having a 5 baller as opposed to not having one it is the following...

5-4-4-3-3-3-2 =24 4-4-4-4-3-3-3 =25

if the point of the salary cay system is for more balance shouldn't you allow the teams with 5 ballers on it to use 4 3 ballers then?

5-4-4-3-3-3-3 =25 4-4-4-4-3-3-3 =25

Yeah makes sense. If you got a 5 baller, then you can only have two 4 ballers but 4 3 ballers in the team.

grim · Post by **grim** » 29 Apr 2013, 09:42

Fake team registrations are gonna get murdered up in the ass.

enculator · Post by **enculator** » 29 Apr 2013, 17:07

grim is very serious about mwc, dont ruin his fun please.

cremisi · Post by **cremisi** » 02 May 2013, 00:57

these assholes want to play in this team . i did not ask them to form this team because they are assholes so its done.

Gengis
Homer
Karam
Abslout
cremisi
Honkey
Gamer
Eviljake

Giant Killer General · Post by **Giant Killer General** » 02 May 2013, 03:31

So there you have it, the rest of the SP members. So the championship team split 3-ways, very nice.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 02 May 2013, 03:36

GiantKillerGen wrote:So there you have it, the rest of the SP members. So the championship team split 3-ways, very nice.

And with most of tcox/grim's team still yet to register, we may see 1-2 more teams like this.

Giant Killer General · Post by **Giant Killer General** » 02 May 2013, 03:57

Well I wasn't really commenting on the quality of this roster or the quantity of the teams, just that the championship team naturally split up not just 2 ways, but 3 ways on its own, without any influence of any salary cap since Limp and I both largely made our rosters well before that was announced. NC kind of split up 2 ways somewhat. I am guessing we will see 1 more NP / tcox type team, and then 1-2 other more mediocre teams, and maybe 1 more really shitty team.

cremisi · Post by **cremisi** » 02 May 2013, 06:17

update droping asmo Scratch till later time
Gengis
Homer
Karam
Abslout
cremisi
Honkey
Gamer
Eviljake

grim · Post by **grim** » 02 May 2013, 09:12

What did I just say about fake team registrations?