BOUGHT A MYTH CAR

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

So I thought it would be a great tribute to Myth and my fan club if I bought a vehicle the same color as my Myth uniform. So I did....

2019 DODGE CHALLENGER HELLCAT REDEYE
-Fastest muscle car in the world
-203 MPH Top Speed
-797 PONIES
-Can drain the 18.5 gallon fuel tank in 11 minutes at wide open throttle
-Nothin but the best for THE Best

I plan on adding a giant Trow on the hood, and probably a few battle scenes on the doors. Fetch will be shooting lightning that leads to the headlights. On the top of the window I will get a decal of "BIG KROK V8 SS."

I am in between getting these options as my custom license plate:

1. MWC MVP
2. MYRKSUX
3. HVY TRWR
4. CLOGGED

Vote now!

[adrenaline]

I'll swap your wheels so I can re-tire you IRL, too.

Also, consider "M2V8LOL" for the plates, if this isn't just more bullshit on top of your ever-growing mountain of bullshit.

[garnish]

I can hear the flies buzzing around the wights coming out of the forest.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Adren don't be upset. I trailered it home behind my truck that is sitting behind the car. My tires are bald on my truck because I firmly believe in running them completely dead before replacing them.

[adrenaline]

I'm not upset. I'm truly interested to see how it turns out. A fetch on the rear quarter panel shooting to the front fender would be dope as fuck.

[garnish]

I could never drive anything with such low clearance. But, good on ya!

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

I could never drive anything with such low clearance. But, good on ya!

Yeah the roads around here suck too so its another thing. I've usually mostly driven trucks and SUVs so I never really had to worry about that. I might end up putting slightly larger tires which may make it 1/4" higher but we'll see.

[wwo]

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

PRETTY CLOSE LOL

I did get the sunroof so... no roof confederate flag anyway. I could do a receding hairline picture of WWO on it though

[Pogue]

With Kirk's shitty driving is the title of this new show going to be, "The Gooks of Hazard"?

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

LOLOLOL. I'll be honest.... the car is too damn nice to be putting Myth graphics all over it and then having to explain to everyone what the fuck everything is. I was thinking about doing carbon center stripes though.

[adrenaline]

My team name was Gooks of Hazzard many years ago... was using the name "General Li".

[Pogue]

LOLOL! I think General Reeee is more accurate though.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEK ^_^

[thal]

Can you at least modify the starter motor somehow so it sounds like a wight screaming, followed by an explosion when the engine catches?

[shinco]

How did you not include "m2sbr" as a plate option.

Fail, as always.

shinco

[adrenaline]

i was under the impression it had to be 7 characters... i don't know the state laws though.

[shinco]

i was under the impression it had to be 7 characters... i don't know the state laws though.

Typically 5-7, sometimes more in various states with vanity plates.

shinco

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

The Wight explosion idea is fucking awesome. It should blow puss particles out of the exhaust when it first starts up too. License plate maximum characters is 7. I think minimum is 3?

[garnish]

Can you at least modify the starter motor somehow so it sounds like a wight screaming, followed by an explosion when the engine catches?

[Seeker]

Excellent job Kirk. Once again your desire to give us content to keep this community humming along amazes and delights me.