*Asmodian has given up the Mornon faith. He is has now given himself up to drugs, women and alcohol. This means he is no longer interested in myth,
* GKG however has found the Mornon faith. Nothing is changing.
*Rabican is now finally so fat that he longer just breaks toilets, he is now stuck in one.
*Luckily we all know what Rabican is using as his toilet.
*Blade is still living in Mexico.
*Flatline is now officially 56 years old. Paris, however is still 15.
*Paris is now a licensed psychologist. He still types like a 15 year old e-thug. Why this is so is a question only to be a answered by a licensed psychologist.
*Remeber when Paris posted a picture of him taking a shit in his lawn? Yeah that was 2007 it was. What a year.
*Ska is now a member of Soldiers of Odin - a right wing street patrol group. "There's just not enough love for Hitler these days" - he says.
*Tirri however, is not a member of Sodliers of Odin. Instead, he now has four kids and plans to make an MWC team with him + his kids.
*I am not hosting MWC.
*Cu claims that he keeps missing me. This however is impossible as his sniper shot just hit me last week.
*Aki has declared that he longer harbors any negative feelings towards me. "I have no time for hate" - says Aki. "I only have time for love".
*Seeker is still not attracted to Aki.
*Tb is though, but he is too shy to do anything about it.
*Kirk is actually voting for Bernie Sanders.
*Just kidding. In order to vote, you'd actually have to leave the house.
*There is not going to be an MWC this year. Adrenaline is not satisfied. Yeah, you eat that chocolate cake, bitch.
*PunkUser has officially banned the word "Butthurt" from forums. "It's too political" - says PunkUser.
*PunkUser has now officially banned every other thread posted to these forums. "It's what Om would do" - he says.
*Kirk is still allowed to roam free however. "This isn't some mariusnet nazi dictatorship, gawd" - says PunkUser.
*Asmodian has now given himself a 5th ball. "That's 4 more balls than nature's ever given me" - says Asmo.
*There is going to be continued discussion about balls and ball rating next summer. "We swear it's nothing homosexual" - says the myth community
*Cruniac finally confesses that he lives in Ohio. "Because I sure love that dick" - he was caught saying on tape.
*"Ain't nothing wrong with loving dat dick" - Aki was heard commenting.
