worst players in history

[sasper]

l

[valentine]

How about Saint

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

edulus is just a really really good golem troll account

[argos]

Can we add judgemental illness to this? also known as Psalm somethign something. Maybe BEAV as well?

[Pogue]

Phex? Sight? Fidelix? Atom93? Sardonic? Jahral? Two Smoking Guns? Mr. Tickles? Hamurabi? Toecutter? Inquisitor? There's far too many to choose from.

[Dantski]

clearly none of you ever played with Zappo

[par73]

TotS

[argos]

Oh dear lord. I had a sudden memory flash: Jahral, TSG, HAMURABI THAT FUCKING ASS, def toe, poor sight.....

but Phex and Jahral are some of the worst. Both have been playing for a long-ass time. Edulus as well, though I think he's actually trying to be bad.

edit: Bonky was an unutterable wretch but at least he was okay at his chosen myth profession: WW2. he would just lose his shit all the time.

[par73]

those are some of the best

[Pogue]

Sight getting all 5 trow trapped by mauls on trow terries is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on myth. I wish I still had that film. Also Phex beating Gamer 1v1 on gyre koth was pretty hilarious.

I forgot to add the DerpCity mayor himself, Alfi, to the list. Kid was a barrel of laughs.

[Troop]

Definitely pogue because he who smelt it, dealt it.

[rawr]

Jimmy mcnulty, King carnage

[Pogue]

LOL MCNULTY

[Cutard]

It has been some 6 or 7 years but I still remember Seeker losing all of his trow while he was yelling at Scratch for screwing something rather trivial up. It was the final map of a tied match and his team was subsequently eliminated. I don't know if that makes him the worst player ever but it was pretty goddamn funny.

Also Father Xmas once got his large ghol pack cornered and killed by a few warrs on Hver.

I think I once pussed Nineball's fg on acts during a match but I was probably just mad at his really substandard FGing for us over the years.

[Aki]

i seem to remember some player getting triple land wighted at some point so whoever that was.

[Pogue]

Also Father Xmas once got his large ghol pack cornered and killed by a few warrs on Hver.

Speaking of ghol packs I seem to recall Kirk getting one of his wighted and then dropping lol.

[Psalm 118:22]

I pwned pari3 winning with 86% and she has never played me again...pretends to be afk...gg

[dac]

jahral and edulus are my top2

[Lord---Scary Owl]

i seem to remember some player getting triple land wighted at some point so whoever that was.

GKG

[Vihaan]

I forgot to add the DerpCity mayor himself, Alfi, to the list. Kid was a barrel of laughs.

lol Alfi

[sasper]

i forgot to add there is a minimum age limit of 15, so the obvious herp a derps like alfi, kahral, sight, lord scary owl dont count. thats just picking on little kids

[rawr]

Add scratch in the mix , here are some highlights of his greatness , video cred, ducky

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EuGRS2MESoc

[Flatline]

It has been some 6 or 7 years but I still remember Seeker losing all of his trow while he was yelling at Scratch for screwing something rather trivial up. It was the final map of a tied match and his team was subsequently eliminated. I don't know if that makes him the worst player ever but it was pretty goddamn funny.

Also Father Xmas once got his large ghol pack cornered and killed by a few warrs on Hver.

I think I once pussed Nineball's fg on acts during a match but I was probably just mad at his really substandard FGing for us over the years.

you pussed nineballs fg on acts vs ABS i''m pretty sure and it was hillus

[Lord---Scary Owl]

sight once danced 10 warrs in front of 20something archers losing them like bowling pins just dancing and not even dodging

[Pogue]

Sight was better than you. Stfu.

[par73]

It has been some 6 or 7 years but I still remember Seeker losing all of his trow while he was yelling at Scratch for screwing something rather trivial up. It was the final map of a tied match and his team was subsequently eliminated. I don't know if that makes him the worst player ever but it was pretty goddamn funny.

Also Father Xmas once got his large ghol pack cornered and killed by a few warrs on Hver.

I think I once pussed Nineball's fg on acts during a match but I was probably just mad at his really substandard FGing for us over the years.

you pussed nineballs fg on acts vs ABS i''m pretty sure and it was hillus

one of the few occasions where a team could win 3-2 in a games but lose in points

http://www.mythgaming.net/mwc2007/match.php?id=89

bring back mwc scoring thx

[Organ Donor]

I remember seeing this guy who might have been called The Rock or something -- he had played like 1000 games but only had 200 points.

[falcon]

How about Saint

Haha LOL VAL BRO.
SAINTSROWN

[valentine]

I remember seeing this guy who might have been called The Rock or something -- he had played like 1000 games but only had 200 points.

lol the rock.. also on saints row

[Honkey]

Spartainken15.

Only mwc winner to not know what mwc actually was.

Warrior brasil was pretty fucking aids but he might have been a kid.

[Pogue]

If we're being honest Malsleizure is pretty fucking bad. Dude camps every game and still can't win. That requires some serious skill.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Yeah he's absolute garbage. He is like the modern adren and needs hateplayed every game for padding points against incompetents.