Official Week 1 Trade

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 02:30

Asmodian traded masterchief and drunken irishman to Zak's Kids in return for Killery/Renwood

Zak then traded masterchief to team dantski in return for Shadow

This was confirmed by Dantski and Asmodian.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 02:31

New Official Zak Roster:

Zak
Tirri
Homer
WWO
Sasper
Drunken
Vantobia
Shadow/Bronson/Loki/Bagrada

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 13 Mar 2013, 02:36

Dant I pmed you this but could we trade cookie for bagrada instead? He's my brother and it would be fun to play together...

SeekerAntiVegan · Post by **SeekerAntiVegan** » 13 Mar 2013, 02:38

Zak got fleeced in this trade.

I blame it on the deer influence on his team. They promised him hot Aussie prostitutes from Ayers Rock.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 02:42

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 03:22

Milk Man wrote:Dant I pmed you this but could we trade cookie for bagrada instead? He's my brother and it would be fun to play together...

trade finalized 5-6 hours ago

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 13 Mar 2013, 04:01

Don't be a dick zak...

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 04:10

Milk Man wrote:Don't be a dick zak...

How am I being a dick? you're the one trying to screw me over by repealing a deal just so you can get your brother on your team. trade masterchief to paris for cookie

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 13 Mar 2013, 05:01

Dantski? Paris? What do you think?

I'm not trying to make teams better or worse, just want to play with my brother who I hardly ever see these days.

This is getting depressing.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 05:08

Milk Man wrote:Dantski? Paris? What do you think?

I'm not trying to make teams better or worse, just want to play with my brother who I hardly ever see these days.

This is getting depressing.

Dude this is a draft tournament, you realize how those work right?

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 13 Mar 2013, 05:10

after long an intensive trade talks for 2 days straight this trade has been finalized.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 05:14

What proof do we even have that cookie is the brother of milk man? clearly this is some ploy to tear at the heartstrings of our kindhearted TO

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 13 Mar 2013, 07:47

Milk Man wrote:Dantski? Paris? What do you think?

I'm not trying to make teams better or worse, just want to play with my brother who I hardly ever see these days.

This is getting depressing.

I shall bring the bro's together with a block buster trade. First I need to talk to Dantski and Paris though!

Cookie · Post by **Cookie** » 13 Mar 2013, 08:00

Because I'm just so godly at this game people need to argue over trades for me..... (dot dot dot)

tirri · Post by **tirri** » 13 Mar 2013, 08:22

i dont like this trade at all and now i demand a trade or i will not show up for matches

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 08:24

tirri wrote:i dont like this trade at all and now i demand a trade or i will not show up for matches

Our team is stronger than ever now, whats up T-Dog?

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 11:39

thisforumsucks wrote:New Official Zak Roster:

Zak
Tirri
Homer
WWO
Sasper
Drunken
Vantobia
Shadow/Bronson/Loki/Bagrada

What ?
I didnt agree to that. May be I replace KUSH in Paris Team, may be i will play as substitute.

MasterChief · Post by **MasterChief** » 13 Mar 2013, 12:02

the funny thing is the right choice was to put me with deer instead of bagrada, he doesnt get allong well with my aussie friends so good luck with that LOL, im sure he's just gona melt down badly after fist game

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 13 Mar 2013, 12:07

Asmo wrote:I shall bring the bro's together with a block buster trade. First I need to talk to Dantski and Paris though!

Thanks for being human Asmo.

Cookie wrote:Because I'm just so godly at this game people need to argue over trades for me..... (dot dot dot)

The burden of heavy hittin brotha

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 12:17

MasterChief wrote:the funny thing is the right choice was to put me with deer instead of bagrada, he doesnt get allong well with my aussie friends so good luck with that LOL, im sure he's just gona melt down badly after fist game

Yeah, keep deer with deers.

MasterChief · Post by **MasterChief** » 13 Mar 2013, 13:15

The fuck is this fool? Good luck brololkiow.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 13 Mar 2013, 13:40

shadow wrote:
MasterChief wrote:the funny thing is the right choice was to put me with deer instead of bagrada, he doesnt get allong well with my aussie friends so good luck with that LOL, im sure he's just gona melt down badly after fist game
Yeah, keep deer with deers.

is that a photo of the pimp that beats you bagrada?

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 13:57

drunken_deer wrote:
shadow wrote:
MasterChief wrote:the funny thing is the right choice was to put me with deer instead of bagrada, he doesnt get allong well with my aussie friends so good luck with that LOL, im sure he's just gona melt down badly after fist game
Yeah, keep deer with deers.

is that a photo of the pimp that beats you bagrada?

0/10
At least, you must know ukrainian/russian language to understand this picture on superficially level.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 13 Mar 2013, 14:00

shadow wrote:
drunken_deer wrote:
shadow wrote: Yeah, keep deer with deers.

is that a photo of the pimp that beats you bagrada?

0/10
At least, you must know ukrainian/russian language to understand this picture on superficially level.

the question is do I really want to know what it says?

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 14:12

drunken_deer wrote:

the question is do I really want to know what it says?

Yeah, if you want make meaningful comments.
No, if you want make random 0/10 comments.

falcon · Post by **falcon** » 13 Mar 2013, 14:42

Must be lolki's father who died on the kharkov front.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 13 Mar 2013, 14:59

shadow wrote:
drunken_deer wrote:

the question is do I really want to know what it says?

Yeah, if you want make meaningful comments.
No, if you want make random 0/10 comments.

you know the picture reminds me of those hairy greek people with the gold chains and wear a litre of cologne selling used cars.
Is he like the Ukrainian godfather who dances to the zorba

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYHO1tLcqY[/youtube]

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 15:16

falcon wrote:Must be lolki's father who died on the kharkov front.

One more 0/10 comment.
One way ticket to abu ghraib for broseph falcon at my expense.

Giant Killer General · Post by **Giant Killer General** » 13 Mar 2013, 15:16

looks like the disrespect drunken showed tirri doesn't sit well with tirri. I don't blame him.

Who knew drunken could be so unpopular, with so many different myth social circles that can't stand him. A most unwise trade, zak. I tried to warn you...

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 15:21

drunken_deer wrote:
shadow wrote:
drunken_deer wrote:

the question is do I really want to know what it says?

Yeah, if you want make meaningful comments.
No, if you want make random 0/10 comments.
you know the picture reminds me of those hairy greek people with the gold chains and wear a litre of cologne selling used cars.
Is he like the Ukrainian godfather who dances to the zorba

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYHO1tLcqY[/youtube]

Well, drunken. No point in your tries.

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 13 Mar 2013, 16:20

Lolki~ gonna post a photo in Russian since everyone obviously speaks it

The level of your stupidity really does get higher with every tournament. I can't wait to see what shit you post at MWC.

tirri · Post by **tirri** » 13 Mar 2013, 16:39

it is the responsibility of the team manager to keep star players happy and zak failed to do this. this is all part of the draft tourney process and should be embraced. it remains to be seen if zak can rectify the situation. i have no further comments at this time because as a star player i really shouldnt have to bother with trivial stuff like this

par73 · Post by **par73** » 13 Mar 2013, 17:02

zak why would you put drunken on your team when he aimlessly talks shit about tirri's play?

nice trade

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 17:19

Pogue wrote:Lolki~ gonna post a photo in Russian since everyone obviously speaks it

The level of your stupidity really does get higher with every tournament. I can't wait to see what shit you post at MWC.

sup derp
Still cry on Anonymous.Alcoholics meetings ?
That was answer for my dear ukraniane broseph masterchief.

you should read before you write

falcon · Post by **falcon** » 13 Mar 2013, 17:30

shadow wrote:
falcon wrote:Must be lolki's father who died on the kharkov front.
One more 0/10 comment.
One way ticket to abu ghraib for broseph falcon at my expense.

abu ghraib was shut down in 2004, oh wait, in the commie land you've no news channels? It's alright, now take stop spamming these brospeph stalin images in tws forums and gtfo.

falcon · Post by **falcon** » 13 Mar 2013, 17:31

lolki ~ Hey guys look I found this new way to respond, -10/10 for you mormon.

Giant Killer General · Post by **Giant Killer General** » 13 Mar 2013, 17:35

aussies, ruskies, and pakistanis all duking it out with each other. euros and americans lightly added to the mix. I love it.

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 18:16

falcon wrote:
shadow wrote:
falcon wrote:Must be lolki's father who died on the kharkov front.
One more 0/10 comment.
One way ticket to abu ghraib for broseph falcon at my expense.
abu ghraib was shut down in 2004, oh wait, in the commie land you've no news channels? It's alright, now take stop spamming these brospeph stalin images in tws forums and gtfo.

Doesnt closed. They just rename it - now it's Baghdad Central Prison. So u welcome.

noblesteed · Post by **noblesteed** » 13 Mar 2013, 18:24

I would be very interested in obtaining this drunken deer character.

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 13 Mar 2013, 18:38

shadow wrote:
Pogue wrote:Lolki~ gonna post a photo in Russian since everyone obviously speaks it

The level of your stupidity really does get higher with every tournament. I can't wait to see what shit you post at MWC.
sup derp
Still cry on Anonymous.Alcoholics meetings ?
That was answer for my dear ukraniane broseph masterchief.

you should read before you write

Here I'll imitate you, "blah blah blah 0/10."

falcon · Post by **falcon** » 13 Mar 2013, 19:35

GiantKillerGen wrote:aussies, ruskies, and pakistanis all duking it out with each other. euros and americans lightly added to the mix. I love it.

Thats why we all love it.
and LOL pogue.

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 13 Mar 2013, 19:51

Can you morons respond to a post without quoting a gigantic picture? seriously

Myrk · Post by **Myrk** » 13 Mar 2013, 20:30

lol...

Tirri should do what I did and get out while he can.

shadow · Post by **shadow** » 13 Mar 2013, 20:48

Pogue wrote:
shadow wrote:
Pogue wrote:Lolki~ gonna post a photo in Russian since everyone obviously speaks it

The level of your stupidity really does get higher with every tournament. I can't wait to see what shit you post at MWC.
sup derp
Still cry on Anonymous.Alcoholics meetings ?
That was answer for my dear ukraniane broseph masterchief.

you should read before you write

Here I'll imitate you, "blah blah blah 0/10."

take another shot of whiskey and squawk harder

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 13 Mar 2013, 21:01

GiantKillerGen wrote:looks like the disrespect drunken showed tirri doesn't sit well with tirri. I don't blame him.

Who knew drunken could be so unpopular, with so many different myth social circles that can't stand him. A most unwise trade, zak. I tried to warn you...

How do we know it was drunken? It could just as easily been an issue with shadow.

Or maybe tirri loved renwood so much, that he refuses to play until he is returned.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 13 Mar 2013, 21:45

Poor Tirri having to put up with me.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » 14 Mar 2013, 04:18

A good captain such as Ratking would know how to deal with this situation.
Zak basically got 1st pick of the draft and picked up the #1 pick (because uhh ghengis picked cw who might not even show up to matches?).
Zak has managed to fuck it up.

Suggest zak trades tirri for sight (on team ratking). Nothing personal vs sight! and cuts his losses now.
A star player such as tirri would be welcomed and appreciated on a better team with a captain/manager who knows what he's doing.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 14 Mar 2013, 05:59

Flatline wrote:A good captain such as Ratking would know how to deal with this situation.
Zak basically got 1st pick of the draft and picked up the #1 pick (because uhh ghengis picked cw who might not even show up to matches?).
Zak has managed to *cruiser* it up.

Suggest zak trades tirri for sight (on team ratking). Nothing personal vs sight! and cuts his losses now.
A star player such as tirri would be welcomed and appreciated on a better team with a captain/manager who knows what he's doing.

As Tirri's manager, I am insulted that you think sight is on the same level as tirri! Its obvious your post was all an attack on tirri, seeing as you aren't willing to offer a player of tirri's caliber as a trade, even after he carried you to your first tournament win last time.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » 14 Mar 2013, 06:06

thisforumsucks wrote:
Flatline wrote:A good captain such as Ratking would know how to deal with this situation.
Zak basically got 1st pick of the draft and picked up the #1 pick (because uhh ghengis picked cw who might not even show up to matches?).
Zak has managed to *cruiser* it up.

Suggest zak trades tirri for sight (on team ratking). Nothing personal vs sight! and cuts his losses now.
A star player such as tirri would be welcomed and appreciated on a better team with a captain/manager who knows what he's doing.

As Tirri's manager, I am insulted that you think sight is on the same level as tirri! Its obvious your post was all an attack on tirri, seeing as you aren't willing to offer a player of tirri's caliber as a trade, even after he carried you to your first tournament win last time.

My laughable theoretical offer was only because you have no bargaining power with your terrible decisions as a team captain.
Obviously tirri is suited to a team and captain that could harness his unique skillset better.

C'mon son.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 14 Mar 2013, 06:12

Flatline wrote:
thisforumsucks wrote:
Flatline wrote:A good captain such as Ratking would know how to deal with this situation.
Zak basically got 1st pick of the draft and picked up the #1 pick (because uhh ghengis picked cw who might not even show up to matches?).
Zak has managed to *cruiser* it up.

Suggest zak trades tirri for sight (on team ratking). Nothing personal vs sight! and cuts his losses now.
A star player such as tirri would be welcomed and appreciated on a better team with a captain/manager who knows what he's doing.

As Tirri's manager, I am insulted that you think sight is on the same level as tirri! Its obvious your post was all an attack on tirri, seeing as you aren't willing to offer a player of tirri's caliber as a trade, even after he carried you to your first tournament win last time.
My laughable theoretical offer was only because you have no bargaining power with your terrible decisions as a team captain.
Obviously tirri is suited to a team and captain that could harness his unique skillset better.

C'mon son.

My team is the strongest in this tournament, because of my trades, and we'll prove it this weekend.

However I only want the best for tirri, and if a trade is better for his career, so be it. However do not mock him by offering SIGHT as a replacement. Tirri is clearly only tradeable for four players in this tournament: East Wind, Arzenic, Adrenaline, Gekko