pre- and postexcuses

[killerking]

Please post your favourite and/or the most noticeable ones you have ever heard, for our amusement.
Example: I was playing left handed (KROK)

[argos]

the classic trackpad pre-excuse

[adrenaline]

I could write a book on this subject lol

"hand slipped off mouse... was giving roommate a massage and had oil on my hands" -- ppl loved this one and have brought it up for years now... but the fact is that it actually happened lol. i really did have massage oil on my hands, and it was incredibly difficult to hold onto the damn thing! side note: I was living with an incredibly hot female at the time (for 6 yrs actually)... just for clarification.

and yes, the trackpad/touchpad excuse is terrible... if you are on a touchpad, just don't play myth.

[Pogue]

GKG~ I just don't care.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Playing left handed is a fact, not an excuse. My excuse is that i dont try in all the games i play. LOL

[sasper]

trackpad is worth 1/2 - 1 ball lower. i always use trackpad cause laptops are so much more convenient than desktops, even if it makes you horrible at playing.

[wwo]

I think actually not paying attention has long been my favorite.

[sasper]

drugs/alcohol is pretty weak

[punkUser]

trackpad is worth 1/2 - 1 ball lower. i always use trackpad cause laptops are so much more convenient than desktops, even if it makes you horrible at playing.

You are aware that you can plug a mouse into a laptop, right?

[sasper]

too lazy

[punkUser]

too lazy

I dunno man, opening up a laptop lid seems like a lot more work than just... sitting down

[par73]

rabican's infamous "meh"

[Silent]

-Man I'm so drunk I don't even care it's just a game (followed by un-ironically bitching at other people for screwing up seconds later).

-You had a bigger army than me, must be a glitch (after they've maxed their wights and ghols).

-[newest player in the room] sucks (Follows experienced player losing, really great when new player had ~2% of the units).

-I don't really try when I play you.

[Arsenal]

lag

[wwo]

-I don't really try when I play you.

That is ballsy.

[Professional Killer]

FRONZE!

[Renwood]

What about the UBER famous MWC from like 2007 where the dog pulled the net cord out of the host's router right when the team started losing.