Ska: Exclusive Myther Profile

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Ska is Myth's gentle spirit. He is the pixie who flies around the world of Myth spreading good cheer and joy to everyone. He is a master player of the Beautiful Game - Fetchball. He is a champion of Myth World Cup. Grim views him as one of the greatest players to ever touch the game. GKG's less illustrious list also views him rather warmly. However, none of you really know ska. This profile is about getting to know the real ska.

It was the year 2004 to year 2005. Ska was feeling lonely and bored of Myth. You see, Myth lacked some serious $nake charm in ska's life and he couldn't roll in the $nakes. He needed a new passion. So along came Papa $nake Charmer with a new and lucrative proposition for ska. "Hey ska, you can come work for me. I have a great proposition for you: Let's go paint some houses." So ska, being bored of Myth decided that he preferred to watch paint dry(1).

So ska started painting houses and it was glorious. He was a true mastermind at it. He would use a lot of color on his work. Each house he painted reflected the color of the ocean wherever he lived, be it on the northern part of the East Coast, or the southern part of the East Coast(2). Thus, his houses reflected vivid tones of aqua, and beautiful dirty shades of white, silver, and green. They were a wonder to behold, for all who beheld them. That is, until ska decided to paint over them, because to ska all art is temporary(3).

However, those who saw ska's works were profoundly moved. One young man in the southern part of the United States saw ska's work and was inspired by it to become a Myth World Cup Champion(4). No one knows why that young man became inspired to become a Myth World Cup champion. Perhaps, it was because this was the infamous thrall house that ska painted in the summer of '06.

Thrall House was a unique work in ska's period of house painting. He was feeling particularly despondent after his team got destroyed in MWC 2006. They were the ICBMNATH of that tournament. Myth was making him particularly angry. So ska resolved to express his rage in the form of a bloody red, greyish green house that looked like death. Paint was splattered all over to give the house a decrepit and ghastly look. Streaks of red streamed down the house so as to give it an effect of blood running down the house. This was to represent the thrall using an axe to chop down a villager before savagely eating it. It was agreed that this was ska's darkest & also his best work. It was also the only work that ska did which hinted at the darkness that lies below his sunny exterior. All agree, it was ska's masterpiece.

ska did this work for ten years. Ten extremely fulfilling years. While he only did one Thrall House, it is agreed upon by all observers of ska's other House Paintings that the other 49 houses he painted were extremely sunny works that brought joy to all who saw them. He made husbands stop abusing their wives. He made fathers & mothers turn into better parents for their children. He turned people who posted on Reddit's Red Pill into Blue Pillers.

Then, of course, he quit. He felt he said all that needed to be said through the painting of houses. He was satisfied with the expressions he made through house painting. Now, ska has reappeared. Not to paint, but he has picked up a new hobby. He sold his MAC, and now owns a PC. Rumor has it he might start playing Overwatch to fill the house painting hole left in his stomach.

Note 1: Zak pulled this information out of Ska.
Note 2: Ska does not want you to know the exact state he lives in. He is scared of Myth paparazzi like Myrk stalking him.
Note 3: As an artist, Ska believes in the moment. If you do not view in the art in the moment, it loses all meaning.
Note 4: That man was Shaister. Not Shaitan. Shaister.(5)
Note 5: Shaitan has never won a Myth World Cup.