things are looking up for newskin

A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
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things are looking up for newskin

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We've come a long way since the height of newskin's internet fame in 2012

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Zm79PjPj8&t=1m0s[/youtube]

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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8G3MxxlZLc[/youtube]


In 2013, Newskin finally moved back to LA to pursue his career as aspiring IT boy. He actually dropped by our beloved Gate of Storms in March 2013.
june 10, 2014 wrote:WELL IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ACCEPT THE COLD AND BRUTAL TRUTH... Ive posted a couple of selfies and pretty much everyone is telling me that I'm not that physically attractive anymore... But goddamnit even if it IS the drugs you assholes should know that I still have a really big penis, and if you want the 2011 Shawn Spencer back its nothing more than the flick of a light switch away! Still I am pretty fucking depressed and now all I wanna do is get higher than giraffe pussy. I havent had sex in a long time, and to make matters worse my hand fell asleep while I was jerking off...talk about the ultimate form of rejection
It's now 2014 and followers of Newskin's twitter and facebook pages will no doubt have noticed the relative decline in Newskin's e-fame, corresponding to a decrease in the caustic vitriol thrown about, and an increase in the earnestness of those seeking to get Newskin psychiatric help.

As of late June, Newskin may or may not still be alive. But who knows?
How long until he forms a team with Liger and Elfoid and sweeps MWC?

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Re: things are looking up for newskin

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Things are looking up indeed lol. Here's his fb status from the 26th:

"I think I've finally accepted the fact that my life is worthless and I have absolutely no friends. I am strung out to a point of no repair and when I do finally die which should be soon hopefully, very few people will give a fuck about never seeing me again. I am the biggest pushover in los Angeles and i pathetically find myself constantly having to buy my friends. I don't know a single person who loves me and it really does hurt a lot. The only time I feel cool or wanted is when I have lots of drugs. It's pathetic and I would like to do myself a favor and just end my useless life."

LOL he really was/is a fucking loser. Emo retard.

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LOL. Attention whore. I wonder if his voice still sounds akin to a 5th grader.

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