Longest Ongoing Team Implosion

[Zak]

For backstory look here: http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=631

Since the events of that thread, where Rawr gallantly saved a team from an inactive pogue, who created a team to elaborately troll MWC (making seeker and TB very proud).

Since then, Rawr has desperately reached out to Ducky: http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=630

As well as Myrk, Kirk, and various other combinations of mythers who despise each other. Upon realizing he wasn't getting the heavy hitters he desired, he opted to recruit people closer to his skill level. This was his final roster:

RawrShocka (oldschool)
Evil Jza (soulkeeper)
Liquid Swords (headhunter)
Method Milk (mrbrownies & watersnake)
Lizard King (kil)
Kirk(studgod)
Hadiez(hadiez)
Greymanx(zen)
Project Pat (honkeygtm)
Spooky(Spooky)

Wait, thats 1 too many players! How does Rawr handle this?

login is spooky

Nobody told Spooky he isn't on the team.

awkwaaaaaaaard

But hey, thats still 9 active players, right? With several people who could potentially captain this team to glorious victory. Lets see how WTC handles this dilemma:







Well that was amusing. Looks like Honkey is capping this team! Well as long as Honkey is captaining, and Kirk/Hadiez are playing, this team is looking good. Far from imploding, in any case. Zak isn't about to upload another picture is he??




http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=728


Oh yes he did! So it seems that Ghengis "Tywin" Khan sent Honkey in as a sleeper agent, to destroy WTC from the inside out. First by in-fighting with the backbone of WTC, Shadow. Then by tricking rawr and friends into thinking Kirk/Hadiez were interested in playing for them in MWC. THEN by offering to captain the team! All in order to eliminate their closest competition for 5th place. Think I'm lying? Let their registration page do the talking: http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=565

But teams can overcome the loss of 33% of their roster, Dantski did it in TWS1 after the Neo/Ska chess match resulting in 3 players leaving his team! I'm sure rawr can overcome this hurdle.



Well I'm sure he got over that, when was he last online?



Oh fuck, this is not looking good. Lets look at the modified roster, taking note of these changes:

Evil Jza (soulkeeper)
Liquid Swords (headhunter)
Method Milk (mrbrownies & watersnake)
Lizard King (kil)
Greymanx(zen)

Well hey, 5 players isn't bad, also Milkman and Headhunter have run teams before! Surely they're going to take charge and save their MWC team?



Oh crap



P.S.: Just so this article doesn't seem like its completely negative, let me offer some suggestions.

1. BEG spooky to rejoin your team.
2. If toxyn can show up, recruit him to your team.
3. If nitro can show up, recruit him as well.
4. Recruit punkuser to your team as well.
5. BEG falcon to rejoin your team!
6. Ask bug if he is still interested in playing, try to recruit him.
7. BEG thor to join your team.
8. Zagon was an original member of ducky's WTC, ask him to join.

[Zak]

UPDATE: http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=650

It seems Pogue was the one who put Ghengis up to putting Honkey up to destroying WTC.

Pogue, furious that Rawr had usurped his position as leader of Mongolian Church of Satan's Balls, but too inactive to do anything about it, struck a deal with Ghengis. Pogue agreed to join ZOMG after the QR ends, if Ghengis could make WTC implode.

The puzzle pieces are falling together...

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Mystery solved, I am not playing MWC.

[Asmodian]

Asmo chokes under pressure. It is going to be funny to see him and rat get chewed out by gkg all tournament…

These words hold no weight at all. Rat out caped Honkey to a win over TSS in the QR even though Honkey was caping the much better roster. After that I had to save face when Honkey showed he isn't capable of caping and I led TSS to a solid finish throughout the rest of the tournament.

[drunken_deer]

THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION

3 slots left open for deer. Pm me if you want to join a team that actually respects its members.

[Pogue]

UPDATE: http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=650

It seems Pogue was the one who put Ghengis up to putting Honkey up to destroying WTC.

Pogue, furious that Rawr had usurped his position as leader of Mongolian Church of Satan's Balls, but too inactive to do anything about it, struck a deal with Ghengis. Pogue agreed to join ZOMG after the QR ends, if Ghengis could make WTC implode.

The puzzle pieces are falling together...

Ghengis can't keep a secret anymore than you it seems zak...

[Honkey]

Asmo there was a time myth when I actually cared... When I practiced as hard as you and tried as hard as you and actually looked at maps ahead of time ... I mean I would like to see the tbc forums where I would post extensive posts on strategy to the point where I would actually position the units on the map draw lines screenshot it etc... I haven't given a fuck about myth in 3 years other than playing I. Tournaments to help keep it alive for the players that do care me trying yielded far higher results than you ever have, you did a good job capping last Mwc and the roster def over achieved however there was absolutely no pressure, it wasn't a contending team and we didnt make it far at all. Props on the clash game vs sp though

[East Wind tmnt]

asmo isn't the one talking behind ppl's backs though. In fact when he had some shit to say about aug he told the whole lobby. Pretty uncalled for

[Asmodian]

You caped tbc to 6 wins, which were all over ULMS and NWA(TFS) (1 trow teams). Are those the teams that you prepared your "extensive" strategies for? Do yourself a favor and keep quiet until you have some success without having to piggy back on TBC and The Bullz (if you can even count this one).

[Dantski]

So did someone give Zak the WTC forum pw or did he spend hours trying to guess it?

[Zak]

asmo isn't the one talking behind ppl's backs though. In fact when he had some shit to say about aug he told the whole lobby. Pretty uncalled for

I don't recall august being in the lobby when he said that

[Asmodian]

He wasn't, but regardless I was not trying to hide anything. Anyways that is dirt under the rug, don't really want to bring it back up.

[Ratking]

Quite amazing that Honkey almost never fails to be his own worst enemy. Takes the fun out of bashing him on the forums for me. Good going honkey

[East Wind tmnt]

ya that's wat I was saying asmo wasn't really hiding anything

[falcon]

Woah GKG also proves himself as a technically experienced stinger.
How did you infiltrate the private forums, looooool.

[Honkey]

Funny how rat never fails to get eliminated from mwc by whatever team I am on!

[Honkey]

additionally: Gkg when you are putting this effort in to entertaining posts such as you spoke of last thread, I give kudos... by far the best mwc thread to date.

However..... part of me thinks you just wanted to put the part in where i talked about the 2 tiers of captains as a secret premise for the entire post

[dac]

jesus people, recognize zak's little penis envy trip with the forum names.

[adrenaline]

seriously, retards.

[grim]

Kinda reminds me of this:

http://myth2.com/tourney/forum/viewtopi ... highlight=

[enculator]

congratulation on your baby grim

[Zak]

Congratulations WTC, on taking none of my advice, please continue to run your team into the ground