Article: MWC - BATTLE OF THE BANDS (TEAM TA)

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I am incredibly bored at work, so I've decided to write a short, shitty article for your amusement. And this place has been pretty quiet, so maybe this will help fill the void.

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MWC - BATTLE OF THE BANDS


Yo yo yo fellow music enthusiasts... welcome to the 2013 MWC Battle of the Bands. This year's theme is HIP HOP. Let's meet our contestants!


Hieroglyphics (Game of Butts)



Sheeeeeeit son, deez niggas be illin'. Quite da collective of talent hurr. You gotz da master of timing, Pep Love. Da grandfather of Hiero, Del. Casual, Domino, and da Souls of Mischief. If deez niggas can hold dey flow, I favor dem as a finalist, ya feel me?

~5 TROW~


N.W.A. (Agents)



Aw man, deez niggas hurr gotsta be a crowd favorite, son. Sum real west coast ganstas here, boi. You gotz my main man Ice Cube, my idiot Dre, Eazy Muthafuckin E, MC Ren... deep crew here, ya hurr. Best belie dat. I'd call deez niggas teh dark horse, but sheeeeit... no underdawgs here, son.

~5 TROW~


Outkast (TMNT)



Oooo man... sum may argue deez niggas be sellouts. I sez show me one bad album, huh? Big Boi and Andre 3000 be holdin' it down... but how will da rest of dey crew peform? I gotsta say theyz a contender, dawg... but do they haz da depth for 5 trow? I dunno, dawg... I dunno...

~4.5 TROW~


Naughty by Nature (ZOMG)



Shit, son... didn't expect to see deez niggaz hurr. Treach and Vin Rock gotz some experience... niggaz know how to rock a crowd. Dey crew lookin a little thin right now tho... guess we see how dey do huh?

~3.5 TROW~


2 Live Crew (Mongolian Church of Satan's Balls)



Aww whut da fuk, man? Who invited these niggaz? Hide yo wife, hide yo children... some of da most vulgar niggaz ever hurr. I expect dey put on a good show, anyways... dark horse? perhaps.

~3.5 TROW~


Insane Clown Posse(Devil's Rejects)



Dis sum kind a joke? Dis shit ain't hip hop! I mean... dey got some catchy tunes... maybe put up a good fight for some other groups, I guess.

~2.5 TROW~


Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch (Deer)



LOL

~1 TROW~

[Vantobia]

Pissed that I didnt get in ICP

[NewMutator]

Wonder which team gets to be:

[Ratking]

I'm sitting here trying to say something positive about this.


I'll settle with this is awful and should be re-written or just trashed


If you ever had a fucking ghetto pass it just got revoked.

[adrenaline]

I've decided to write a short, shitty article

I believe I've already addressed this issue.

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adren ~ the community deserves this garbage

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[par73]

marky mark lol


Agentz is a combination of NWA and Wu-Tang

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marky mark lol


Agentz is a combination of NWA and Wu-Tang