UNEMPLOYED? Consult Me

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

I have started a business on the side working with companies to improve their compliance with Human Resource (HR) and guidelines. As a result, I've become a professional Resume writer, so I am willing to take a look at those who are willing to have someone look at their Resume and help them fix it. I offer my services for free (albeit when I have time to do it, I'll get around to it), but I will help build you a professional Resume that is aimed at your career path or the job you are seeking. Don't wait around, take advantage of this offer.

Still wondering why you can't find a job, or find a new or better job? Stop wondering and let someone who is professional work with you. I will give make one free Resume for each participant, and any beyond will be at a small charge. Let me point out the weaknesses in your Resumes now, act fast!

[sasper]

HI KROK PLEASE HELP ME I AM UNEMPLOYED AND NEED YOUR HELP BADLY
HERE IS MY RESUME

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Formatting is perfect. The most questionable part is including the year of graduation from high school. Employers may make judgments based on the date. I'd hire this guy.

[shadow]

KIRK WTF

I always thought you are exalted farmer and auto mechanic working in the middle of nowhere. With Master Degree in child psyhology of course ( i.e. fuckin child molester).
And now this ?!
what the fuckkk

[shadow]

so
mb pogue is not giant talking parrot on a welfare

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

LOL I STILL TOILET CONAN ON WEEKENDS

[shadow]

thats true

but i miss good old krok - troll liar virgin
unpaid full-time myth pro player, suiceder, dropper, myrk's cold nightmare, bonky's incurable hemorrhoid, OM's blue-eyed boy, forums #1 poster, etc etc

nobody survives forever
even Oleg

rip

[Pogue]

so
mb pogue is not giant talking parrot on a welfare

Why haven't you stepped on a landmine yet...

[par73]

coz they haven't shipped him to crimea yet

[switch]

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