Well myrk, I won't bring up how badly you were victimized during the 2011 MWC finals by the coalition of the Chicago Bullz.
Instead I will drop some facts about our first competitive match on myth.
this match took place in 2006, between tcox and bia3. The #11 and #2{a} QR seed, respectively.
I don't play in the first two games, but you do.
You play pretty well, however once I join the match things start to change for the Good Ol' Myrkridon.
Game Three of TCOX vs BIA (Match is 1-1)
Keep, Dark - CAPTURES
the first game we play against each other, you go 6-4 with 30 dmg, while I go 12-2 with 79 dmg. ur actually paying attention here, "what are we up 3 pts?" while ew replies "lol yeah" modern day ew would be like lol yea.
some how clank tank (this is not the first joke in the article) outsmarts you and tosses a bottle into the river and onto the mid island, which u occupy with ur 4 fetch as well as VERMINIX. Ur team is horrified and morale is low.
U literally made myth that much more entertaining for me, as u were some sort of veteran myth player like civil or bmf, but fuck up so stupidly, while i had been playing for less than 2 years.
anyway u have 4 fetch and get 30 damage and 6 kills, while i have 3 fetch and get 12 kills with 79 damage.
in the words of your co-freshman mwc championship title holder, le "Boom Shaka Laka", as i take out two of your fetch with one of mine.
oh and for some reason you start complaining about jmen after your performance no short of brilliant.
glorious game in myth history, really
Game 4 : tamaerlin light terries
#3) next game u take the least units on bia, some sort of raziel-like punishment inflicted upon you for whatever the hell happened the first time we ever squared off in tournament myth history.
you go 7-1, but you don't get any kills until the games already over and has been decided in a single engagement leaving bia with a 40% advantage. you nab some nice kills of units desperate for a flag contest.
that's right ladies and gentlemen, BIA3 wins game 4 against TCOX because Myrk literally does nothing in relation to winning the game for BIA3.
your team wins not because of your contributions and support, but because kugar, the true 5 baller of bia3, destroys everything in his path. I also reset my router after this game because I was having latency issues.
ok myrk you win this one, 1-1 between us, and 2-2 in the match.
Game 5:
In the decider of our first myth competition between Paris in Flames of Thundercox and Myrkridon of BIAUHYAC3, the map looks familiar. Oh yeah, I played you on this map this year and absolutely raped you and mopped up your entire team from my recollection. I wouldn't bother looking it up Myrk, you already remember how it went.
So again, Last man on the hill on railroad tracks.
wwo gets a 20% whopping 1/5th of bia3's units, the flank, which faces off against me south. you get stuck with some mid role playing status despite the fact wight slayer gave you a 5 ball rating in the tournament.
anyway, because raz is chosen to match up against me, you finally get the 5 baller, 1/5th, 19% of your teams units with about 7 souls; and wwo's role is reduced, good eye Senor Muerto Bastardo.
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Fool is south with me, on the flank of all flanks, and loses both of his two morts to a single wight within the first 3 minutes of the game.
It becomes clear that lil par par of tcox needs to step it up to make his name, after being brandished a 2 baller or 3 baller but being able to accurately rate players and their subsequent dummy accounts in the MWC the previous year.
Wwo can't budge me at all with any sort of artillary
advantage, he eventually runs away and bia3
has raz match up with me.
raz, you know that guy who capped in 2003.
in the finals, and stepped up for his team?
and in 01 you couldn't live that dream
in spite of getting your shit rocked twice by Np
Anyway raz gets tripled faster by Zer and Fool than kabuki by thugs in Japan,
and a few minutes later the games in sudden death.
bia3's last hope, with less percent, is to get their trow to the flag and have myrk's souls and warlock do enough damage to secure mid.
lil par par at age 15, however had a different idea.
Oh dear.
Game 3 Matchup: A Closer Look
Myrkridon vs Paris
19% to 13%.
you go 8-6, and get 108 damage, 2nd only to kugar in damage for Bia3.
But, heh, I go
10 and 3, with 150 damage, the only player on tcox to get more than 100 damage
oh look, i was also a good sport to my team. how much of a good sport are you to your teams, Myrk?
and
ThunderCox defeats The F'ing Sorcerers 17-13
so yeah at age 15 I kicked your ass, so in the words of our forefathers, "hillus", you want to say anything about how great you are of a myth player in comparison to me.
Well this was a pleasant history lesson in Myth History of "What really happened", Myrkridon.
I'm not really sure about your BMI, but what I am sure of: a week later I matched up against BME and won.
You never won anything against BME, not even a challenge for #1 seed in the MWC06 tournament. {a}
Even Unholy Alliance beat BIA2 in MWC05, or were you on HoA for when they beat them as well, I forget...
Much love, tuuuts.
maybe all those abrasions you got from getting raped over the years have caused mental trauma
and your personality has defects based upon a society reject twerp like Jeffery dhamer" -
Paris, in response to Myrkridon
p.s. i probably got laid before you, in regards to earth revolutions, despite the fact you are like 10 years older
File this one in the archives, PunkUser.
