Here is a omgwtf for you,

I'm grim I don't FEEL like efficiently organizing a tournament and then subtlety rigging it.

I don't have to.

Who wants to host MWC in my stead?

Paris: "It would be my honor"

Grim "You'll do, but don't disappoint me son, oh wait, you can't cause I don't give a shit, I'm going to go read history and do crunches.

"Yay! this tournament is now mine to rig and fuck around as much as I please.

"Uh, hi guys I'm PPE, most of you don't know who the fuck I am cause I never talk to anyone, but I'm going to just shut down this whole thing for a couple weeks, is that good for you all?"
"

Everyone who plays Myth, "FUCK NO!?"

"Sorry.......NOT"

"Don't worry guys I'm punkuser and I have a server it's called Gate of Storms, maybe you've heard of it?

, "No? Well ok."

"Guys we can just use GOS, until whenever, I'll post this on forums that are down so you can all be aware." Thought Paris to himself

"I better put in some securities against Spam agents, what's something only a total loser that still plays this game would know?"

"But I dont know the trading value of a trow or any other unit? What does THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?"

Zak, "This is going to be a great MWC for me, no regulations."

Kirk, "Am I still banned?"

OM "Now that I no longer have power to ban people, life is empty and meaningless, and I'm going to oxygen deprivation masturbate to death."