Myrgard

http://imgur.com/z8XxUuG

Take a look at the linked image above...

Was just playing a 1v1 with Spooky... be both arrived at the hill and suddenly I'm like "WTF?!" why is there a satchel in the middle of my army?!?! So I scramble to get off it... after the game I watch the film to see why the fuck there was a mystery satchel on the hill....

Turns out the very first arrow my bows launched took out a bird... that "satchel" is actually it's corpse. This is the first time I've ever notice a bird corpse looking like a satchel.

Haha wow that's interesting. I rarely see birds get shot by archers. More often morts or locks in which case the gibs are different. Neat find and hilarious that it looks like a satchel

Kinda reminds me of that time my team had 3 forest giants on Poison Holiday and your team only got 1.

Kirk = toecutter. I have proof.

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Kinda reminds me of that time my team had 3 forest giants on Poison Holiday and your team only got 1.

I saved that same film as I recall. Ultra Manly ftw!

Pretty sure toecutter is the reason most people don't post pictures of themselves in public myth forums anymore. Dude saves everything and openly jacks off to them while watching animated horse porn.

If you goto the tain. Goto site map. Tfl films check out the exploding jman root video. Happened years ago. My jman heals some thrall, then gets hit when healing. The root falls then explodes killing some thralls. Craziest shit ive seen yet.

adrenaline wrote:http://imgur.com/z8XxUuG

Take a look at the linked image above...

Was just playing a 1v1 with Spooky... be both arrived at the hill and suddenly I'm like "WTF?!" why is there a satchel in the middle of my army?!?! So I scramble to get off it... after the game I watch the film to see why the fuck there was a mystery satchel on the hill....

Turns out the very first arrow my bows launched took out a bird... that "satchel" is actually it's corpse. This is the first time I've ever notice a bird corpse looking like a satchel.

Looks nothing like a satchel and there's blood spatter around it. I thought you quit drugs.

wwo wrote:

adrenaline wrote:http://imgur.com/z8XxUuG

Take a look at the linked image above...

Was just playing a 1v1 with Spooky... be both arrived at the hill and suddenly I'm like "WTF?!" why is there a satchel in the middle of my army?!?! So I scramble to get off it... after the game I watch the film to see why the fuck there was a mystery satchel on the hill....

Turns out the very first arrow my bows launched took out a bird... that "satchel" is actually it's corpse. This is the first time I've ever notice a bird corpse looking like a satchel.

Looks nothing like a satchel and there's blood spatter around it. I thought you quit drugs.

If you had half the Myth tracking skills that WWO had you would've seen the blood is a dead giveaway, that it's a bird, get your head out of your ass Adren, this isn't TWS it's MWC, your lucky this wasn't a MWC match, a panicked retreat like that could upset formation lines and give the enemy the hill. You think you can afford to make mistakes like that in MWC against ZOMG, you've got another thing coming, we will capitalize on it and rape your units.

Then what are you going to post and imgur and say "guys this is my post excuse thought the bird was a satchel thats why we lost game and match"? No, I don't think you would, cause you'd be the laughing stock of Myth and get bumped down to three balls, and then people would treat you like they treat me, like shit. Like a fucking loser who was never good at anything that mattered.

So I repeat, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS it's not too late for you and your teammates to do something that actually matters like perform in this MWC. I suggest you start using your camera rotations more so your day isn't fucked up by some dead bird, and I SUGGEST you get MYTH HD, otherwise I see 3 balls in your future, and complete loss of face in your Myth career.

Take it or leave it, but that's my advice. I say it as a friend who cares.

Sage advice from a wise man. Thanks for helping my avoid such a catastrophe, Homer.

And WWO, I didn't have the benefit of giving it more than a glance during the game... obviously when I study the image I can tell it's not a satchel.