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Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 03:08
by Zak
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At first I dismissed this as conspiracy theorist kilg being his normal BIA schizo self. Then I thought about it for a minute.

• Kirk stopped competing in MWC after 2011
• Cruniac came out of MWC retirement in 2012
• Cruniac joined the same MWC team Kirk was on before he retired
• Cruniac came out of retirement considerably better at myth 2, instead of worse
• Cruniac likes to spam weird pictures and gifs
• Kirk likes to spam. Period.
• Both players like to pretend they were on BME
• Both players have numerous dummy accounts
• Both players love to trow
• Kirk comes from a background of controlling one unit type (raid)
• Cruniac comes from a background of controlling one unit type (ww2)

Post your theories about their similarities here!

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 03:11
by par73
Well this is most likely true since cruniac and kirk are both 5 balls.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 03:41
by Myrk
This would explain all the random shit talk I get from Cruniac every so often.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 03:51
by adrenaline
Doubt it, unless Kirk got significantly worse at myth. I know Kirk's playing style inside and out, and there is no way in hell that they are the same person based on what I've seen.

Consider this myth BUSTED.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 05:16
by BIG KROK V8 SS
Lol wow I didn't know there was such a strong case out there. A lot of those make sense, except I never once pretended I was any part of BME. Cruniac's myth presence really skyrocketed when he came back a few years ago, and me and him have always been buddies and have had similar tendencies. Pretty sure this "myth" could easily be debunked via both of us getting on ventrilo, or playing a 1v1.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 05:21
by BIG KROK V8 SS
Also everyone knows I am a Pittsburgh native and die hard Pittsburgh fan. Cruniac is a cleveland wanker who lives by the mistake on the lake and dates melanie holmes LOL

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 22:53
by Lizard King
I'm impressed by the sheer amount of time you must have on your hands. Oh, get a fucking life (:

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 23:32
by Pogue
Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 23:40
by Zak
I hate when my Coon Bros fight :(

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 03:52
by BIG KROK V8 SS
That's clearly not kilg. Kilg wouldn't be stupid enough to actually think I am cruniac.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 03:54
by Ratking
Most likely not the same person, but this is the Internet anything is possible

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 04:01
by BIG KROK V8 SS
Whats it going to take to debunk this retarded fallacy of a theory?

Kirk:
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Crun:
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Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 13:15
by Pogue
Well, I really wasn't expecting Crun to be some hipster idiot....u don't lift brah.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 14:29
by drunken_deer
Pogue wrote:Well, I really wasn't expecting Crun to be some hipster idiot....u don't lift brah.
lol, but we all expected kirk to be a meathead texan with an ego like Duke Nukem.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 20:43
by enculator
BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Whats it going to take to debunk this retarded fallacy of a theory?

Kirk:
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Crun:
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looks similar to me, gkgrator is right

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 12 Jun 2013, 23:08
by BIG KROK V8 SS
LOL. WHO SAYS I'M NOT A RED NECKED MEAT HEADED DOUCHE?

I'm not a douche, I'm an asshole in real life.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 13 Jun 2013, 00:31
by drunken_deer
BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:LOL. WHO SAYS I'M NOT A RED NECKED MEAT HEADED DOUCHE?

I'm not a douche, I'm an asshole in real life.
lol but everyone loves duke nukem.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 13 Jun 2013, 09:06
by Chohan
P-p-people can't really be this dumb can they?

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Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 04:42
by par73
kirk cruniac and chohan are all the same person, it is true

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 14:16
by BIG KROK V8 SS
Really par, really? Just because boston is going to lose yet another championship doesn't mean you need to get angry at someone who lives in a superior sports city.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 14:41
by par73
BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Really par, really? Just because boston is going to lose yet another championship doesn't mean you need to get angry at someone who lives in a superior sports city.

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Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 14:45
by Pogue
Remind me again how the Pens and Steelers did this last year, LOL. Bruins 4 Pens 0. I'd say gg's but that would mean the pens were worthy opponents.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 14:50
by dac
epic pic par

and fuck off pogue. boston still sucks.

go hawks

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 15:13
by Pogue
Dac you bandwagoner. Don't support any SoCal teams? Lol

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 16:26
by par73
boston rules, we are used to teams ultra failing, we are home of the red sox of course. i feel good about the bruins, better than i did with the pats against the giants.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 20:51
by dac
i'm a big time ducks fan, we got bounced first round (f you refs)

so i was rooting for the hawks to go the rest of the way cuz they had to beat up on the wings (who took us out) and the kings (the other local team i hate so much) and now boston. chicago's run could be the greatest run of beating up on teams i hate ever.

so dont bandwagon on me, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. and we owned chicago this year.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 01:31
by Pogue
I have never understood your hate of Boston, were you raped there or something?

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 04:25
by BIG KROK V8 SS
Pogue just opened up a whole new can of worms.

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Also 100% guaranteed par knows nothing about hockey and just pretends to support them.

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 14:00
by dac
nice kirk! dont need porn for a week now!

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 14:34
by BIG KROK V8 SS
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Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 15:39
by Pogue
This new look site is pissing me off...

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 19:21
by punkUser
Can change it back in User Control Panel. Just go find your board style and set it to "prosilver".

Re: Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

Posted: 15 Jun 2013, 21:09
by dac
punkUser wrote:Can change it back in User Control Panel. Just go find your board style and set it to "prosilver".
done done done and done!

thank god