Article: A Game of Butts - Strategy Session:

[SeekerAntiVegan]

I know some of you guys are dying to know how to strategize for MWC. THIS IS HOW:


[19:22:49] <ska> oh god that was a great article seek
[19:23:09] <Shai|2> myrk and kirk softcore erotica was an article?
[19:23:19] <El_Seeker> no
[19:23:26] <El_Seeker> I've tried to start writing it
[19:23:27] <El_Seeker> several times
[19:23:33] <Hishzakni> myrk and kirk's faces imposed on softcore gay porn actor's bodies
[19:23:44] <El_Seeker> except how do you detail a Myrkridia's dick
[19:23:45] <Hishzakni> or hardcore I guess!
[19:23:47] <El_Seeker> do they even have dicks?
[19:23:58] <ska> They wear loincloths
[19:24:08] <El_Seeker> maybe they are all female
[19:24:10] <El_Seeker> and always in heat
[19:24:13] <Shai|2> maybe they're like dwarves
[19:24:17] <Shai|2> and the males and females look identical
[19:24:26] <El_Seeker> perhaps
[19:24:33] <El_Seeker> So would this mean that Myrk like qwerty
[19:24:34] <Shai|2> i can't imagine their are myrkridia villages full of myrkladies
[19:24:36] <El_Seeker> is in fact a GIRL?
[19:24:42] <Shai|2> *there
[19:24:54] <Shai|2> i thought qwerty was in fact a girl
[19:24:59] <Shai|2> oh, myrk
[19:25:01] <Shai|2> yes, possibly!
[19:25:08] <ska> Maybe it's the myrkladies driving them crazy, AMIRITE FELLAS
[19:25:08] <El_Seeker> that would explain a lot I th ink
[19:25:13] <Shai|2> :O
[19:25:18] <El_Seeker> :O
[19:25:25] <Hishzakni> maybe myrk giants
[19:25:27] <Hishzakni> are the females
[19:25:29] <Shai|2> lol
[19:25:32] <ska> lol
[19:25:36] <Hishzakni> THROWING THEIR EGGS
[19:25:37] <Hishzakni> AT US
[19:25:47] <Shai|2> THEY THROW THE TESTICLES OF HENPECKED HUSBANDS
[19:25:50] <El_Seeker> this chat will be my article
[19:25:56] <El_Seeker> I will title it
[19:26:02] <El_Seeker> "Game of Butts: Strategy Session"
[19:26:08] <Shai|2> excellent
[19:26:30] <Hishzakni> can you imagine a female maul
[19:26:47] <Shai|2> YOU CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A MAUL
[19:27:04] <Shai|2> HEY WHERE ARE ALL THE LADY MAULS?
[19:27:07] <Shai|2> AT THE SHOPPING MAUL
[19:27:08] <Shai|2> LOL
[19:27:12] <ska> LOL
[19:27:31] <ska> HONEY COULD YOU PICK UP THE KRIDS
[19:27:34] <Shai|2> LOL

[SeekerAntiVegan]

[19:32:26] <Shai|2> NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[19:32:38] <Shai|2> this only adds fuel to the foul rumors of our elitist chat circles
[19:32:57] <Shai|2> LOOK AT THOSE NC CHATTING IT UP IN THEIR CLUBHOUSES they say
[19:33:03] <Hishzakni> WHAT FAGS LOL
[19:33:04] <ska> lol
[19:33:06] <Hishzakni> IRC IS SO LAME
[19:33:09] <Hishzakni> UPGRADE TO A REAL CHAT PROGRAM
[19:33:18] <Shai|2> :O

[Chohan]

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