Myrgard

Hi dear reader,

i am faced with a dilemma in this years mwc because i have so many options. can you help me decide what to do with mwc this year? i dont know how to make a poll so i wont make one

1) not play at all
this is the best option and should show that poopyhead gkg how wrong his "will do anything to win mwc" assessment really is. i find myth incredibly boring and in most games feel like punching myself is more fun than moving the units and i generally never feel like playing so not showing up once a week for a tourney match wont be the hardest thing to do. not playing would of course mean that i also wouldnt post my awesome posts that have undoubtetly been the best part of recent mwcs and tournaments in general. the only reason i like showing up for tourney matches is if my team has some fun people on it so option 1 is related to the other options

2) play on zaks team
this team has many fun guys like encuspator and rabican but can i count on rabican showing up? during the summer rabican is always drunk and over the years i have grown very tired of his drunken foolishness and it would only be fun if i could get drunk too which is not an option now. however, could joining this team finally mean that shaister and i can bury the hatchett?

3) play on limps team
i have heard that limp still might want to team with me even after i jumped ship to join zaks team. i have never been on a team with limp, will this be the last year it would be possible?? can limp field a team that can satisfy my will-do-anything-to-win-mwc requirements?

4) THE BROS
could there be a surprise option, would the myth bros want me on their team? how intriguing! who would captain their team though? would homer make enough funny private forum posts to make it worthwhile to join their team?? am i in a feud with ghengis?? i dont even know anymore

tirri wrote: the only reason i like showing up for tourney matches is if my team has some fun people on it so option 1 is related to the other options

Your current team has the largest fun to player ratio in the tournament!

tirri wrote: 2) play on zaks team
this team has many fun guys like encuspator and rabican but can i count on rabican showing up? during the summer rabican is always drunk and over the years i have grown very tired of his drunken foolishness

Even if rabican is drunk or does not show up, we have an excellent captain in SKA

tirri wrote: can limp field a team that can satisfy my will-do-anything-to-win-mwc requirements

You know what our team motto is? "WHATEVER IT TAKES!"

tirri wrote:would homer make enough funny private forum posts to make it worthwhile to join their team??]

He didn't even use our forum in the last tournament!

Answer is simple, let's change the course of known history, at last

Bros before hoes.

deers before queers

Drinks before shrinks

OPTION 5. SHIFT + DELETE MYTH.

follow your heart tirri, do what is right inside and everything will be rainbros

TIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII

We have 3 captains, totallyrab - ska - zak (zak cares too much).
We have seeker who hasn't played myth in 7 years but apparently will actually play a game or 2 if he gets the chance to play with me.
I could captain if everybvody wanted to facepalm all game and hate me forever.
What could be funnier for the rest of the team than to see the showdown between you and adren in games with trow in them as to whether you or adren get the trow? Laughs for all.
With you, adren,shaister and rab on team i've been hard at work practicing my thrall and ghol skills and i've gotten pretty good with them. I've spent a little time practicing my flag defense skills too.

GL TIRRI

flat can you scan some doctor documents that prove you are in good health to play in mwc

Tirri come play with me and limp.

The bro's are the only team that can carry you to an MWC victory, we've been training hard for this year (drinking more than ever and contemplating how much we don't like anyone) but if you are looking to have fun you will definitely want to uninstall Myth.

homers introspective look at myth just scared me and wasnt funny so i have now dropped option 4 completely

Good Choice.

Yeah, no one cares. Tirri shows up and acts like he's the shit once a year at MWC, pretty amusing considering he's lost the last 6 or so finals in a row. No one cares if you play, you are bad luck.

Pogue wrote:Yeah, no one cares. Tirri shows up and acts like he's the shit once a year at MWC, pretty amusing considering he's lost the last 6 or so finals in a row. No one cares if you play, you are bad luck.

actually i think almost every team except your shit team has asked me to join so there seems to be some interest. in fact, my memory is a little hazy but i could swear gkg was pestering me about an mwc team a couple of months ago. if he indeed tried to recruit me, his aim was to have me, ew and arz in a team and now acts like he is trying his best to make a non-stacked competitive team while at the same time accusing me of doing everything to win. LOL

but no matter. after some careful thought and monitoring of myth activity and the content of these forums i came to the easy conclusion that this mwc isnt worth my time. ta-ta everyone

actually what you speak of is me trying to form a different team of all my bitter rivals, with the likes of myrk, you, dantski, etc. I posted about this after last mwc, with the "my mwc13 dream team" thread, to be had with a captain planet theme.

I asked about your interest in teaming with me to see how feasible forming that team would be. I never asked you to join a team because I never had that team close to being formed anyway. Since then, I have now already teamed with myrk, and I am confident dantski and I are on good enough terms we will one day team, maybe next year.

You however, are ever the sensitive nancy and king of butthurt as always, further proven by your post just now. Looks like that LOL is on you.

You have now been corrected, and I have lost interest in you forever, now begone child.

This is hilarious, it's like Zak's tomfoolery with high-school drama via myth lobby has caused him to lose one of his most valued players.


teh "gg"