Are Kirk and Cruniac the same person?

[Zak]

At first I dismissed this as conspiracy theorist kilg being his normal BIA schizo self. Then I thought about it for a minute.

• Kirk stopped competing in MWC after 2011
• Cruniac came out of MWC retirement in 2012
• Cruniac joined the same MWC team Kirk was on before he retired
• Cruniac came out of retirement considerably better at myth 2, instead of worse
• Cruniac likes to spam weird pictures and gifs
• Kirk likes to spam. Period.
• Both players like to pretend they were on BME
• Both players have numerous dummy accounts
• Both players love to trow
• Kirk comes from a background of controlling one unit type (raid)
• Cruniac comes from a background of controlling one unit type (ww2)

Post your theories about their similarities here!

[par73]

Well this is most likely true since cruniac and kirk are both 5 balls.

[Myrk]

This would explain all the random shit talk I get from Cruniac every so often.

[adrenaline]

Doubt it, unless Kirk got significantly worse at myth. I know Kirk's playing style inside and out, and there is no way in hell that they are the same person based on what I've seen.

Consider this myth BUSTED.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Lol wow I didn't know there was such a strong case out there. A lot of those make sense, except I never once pretended I was any part of BME. Cruniac's myth presence really skyrocketed when he came back a few years ago, and me and him have always been buddies and have had similar tendencies. Pretty sure this "myth" could easily be debunked via both of us getting on ventrilo, or playing a 1v1.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Also everyone knows I am a Pittsburgh native and die hard Pittsburgh fan. Cruniac is a cleveland wanker who lives by the mistake on the lake and dates melanie holmes LOL

[Lizard King]

I'm impressed by the sheer amount of time you must have on your hands. Oh, get a fucking life (:

[Pogue]

Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated.

[Zak]

I hate when my Coon Bros fight

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

That's clearly not kilg. Kilg wouldn't be stupid enough to actually think I am cruniac.

[Ratking]

Most likely not the same person, but this is the Internet anything is possible

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Whats it going to take to debunk this retarded fallacy of a theory?

Kirk:


Crun:

[Pogue]

Well, I really wasn't expecting Crun to be some hipster idiot....u don't lift brah.

[drunken_deer]

Well, I really wasn't expecting Crun to be some hipster idiot....u don't lift brah.

lol, but we all expected kirk to be a meathead texan with an ego like Duke Nukem.

[enculator]

Whats it going to take to debunk this retarded fallacy of a theory?

Kirk:


Crun:

looks similar to me, gkgrator is right

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

LOL. WHO SAYS I'M NOT A RED NECKED MEAT HEADED DOUCHE?

I'm not a douche, I'm an asshole in real life.

[drunken_deer]

LOL. WHO SAYS I'M NOT A RED NECKED MEAT HEADED DOUCHE?

I'm not a douche, I'm an asshole in real life.

lol but everyone loves duke nukem.

[Chohan]

P-p-people can't really be this dumb can they?

[par73]

kirk cruniac and chohan are all the same person, it is true

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Really par, really? Just because boston is going to lose yet another championship doesn't mean you need to get angry at someone who lives in a superior sports city.

[par73]

Really par, really? Just because boston is going to lose yet another championship doesn't mean you need to get angry at someone who lives in a superior sports city.

[Pogue]

Remind me again how the Pens and Steelers did this last year, LOL. Bruins 4 Pens 0. I'd say gg's but that would mean the pens were worthy opponents.

[dac]

epic pic par

and fuck off pogue. boston still sucks.

go hawks

[Pogue]

Dac you bandwagoner. Don't support any SoCal teams? Lol

[par73]

boston rules, we are used to teams ultra failing, we are home of the red sox of course. i feel good about the bruins, better than i did with the pats against the giants.

[dac]

i'm a big time ducks fan, we got bounced first round (f you refs)

so i was rooting for the hawks to go the rest of the way cuz they had to beat up on the wings (who took us out) and the kings (the other local team i hate so much) and now boston. chicago's run could be the greatest run of beating up on teams i hate ever.

so dont bandwagon on me, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. and we owned chicago this year.

[Pogue]

I have never understood your hate of Boston, were you raped there or something?

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Pogue just opened up a whole new can of worms.










Also 100% guaranteed par knows nothing about hockey and just pretends to support them.

[dac]

nice kirk! dont need porn for a week now!

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

[Pogue]

This new look site is pissing me off...

[punkUser]

Can change it back in User Control Panel. Just go find your board style and set it to "prosilver".

[dac]

Can change it back in User Control Panel. Just go find your board style and set it to "prosilver".

done done done and done!

thank god