Author: grim
Summary:
"The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller" by Blade from MWC11.
The 4 Baller's Guide to Becoming a 3 Baller
ARE YOU 4 BALLS?
ARE YOU SICK AND BORED OF BEING 4 BALLS?
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MYTH LIKE A 3 BALLER?
THEN READ AHEAD FRIENDS, AND LEARN HOW!!
The key to 3 balling is 3-fold: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">1. Indecision, 2. Bad Decision, 3. Indifference
An easy way to spot a 3 baller is looking at their names. Here, you have a misspelled villain from a fantasy series, and a nondescript noun or African American vampire slayer. Either way, not exactly geniuses we're dealing with.
When faced with a normal, uncomplicated situation, complicate matters as best you can.
<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 1: Indecision
Unescapable corners are your best friends!
NO. Here you are about to make a 4-baller, or even 2 baller, common sense decision, this is not what we are looking for.
AN INCREDIBLE RECOVERY!! A horrid decision after almost making a good one, you will be shedding that 4th ball in no time with these kinds of plays.
<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 2: Bad Decision
If possible, move onto Step 3 while still in Step 2, as this will maximize your apparent indifference. This can be achieved by laughing at your failure while it's still possible to correct it.
<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Step 3: Indifference
At this point you're already 3, maybe 2 balls. If you want, repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as possible to achieve a more lasting reputation.
An easy way to know if you've played like a 3 baller is if you've left your team no chance to win. In this case, all hope is lost, and in record time.
LIGHTEN THE MOOD UP A BIT! YOU'RE A 3 BALLER NOW!
