Is the Game of Thrones Torture of Theon Gruesome enough?

[Homer]

No.

[noblesteed]

An extreme lack of cock and ball torture. What am i just supposed to imagine it?

[Honkey]

I dunno.... I think that knife was pretty creepy, and they made up for it with mangling the pinky.

I have never read the books, but seriously, who didnt know some sadistic set up was taking place when the guy goes from being tortured to having 1 hot, and one decent looking chick trying to fuck his brains out. I doubt he would have been able to get an erection with how malnourished and infected his body is from torture.

With that being said:
He is a bitch and deserves it, but does king joffrey deserve it more? (he is getting harder to hate) .


Also: who gives a fuck about that idiot john snow or Rob stark. The more I watch that show, I want the lannisters to win as they have way more compelling characters that dont make me bow my head in boredom everytime they are on the screen.

Dragon bitch = goddess. She is one hot vindictive cunt.

[drunken_deer]

I dunno.... I think that knife was pretty creepy, and they made up for it with mangling the pinky.

I have never read the books, but seriously, who didnt know some sadistic set up was taking place when the guy goes from being tortured to having 1 hot, and one decent looking chick trying to *cruiser* his brains out. I doubt he would have been able to get an erection with how malnourished and infected his body is from torture.

With that being said:
He is a bitch and deserves it, but does king joffrey deserve it more? (he is getting harder to hate) .


Also: who gives a *cruiser* about that idiot john snow or Rob stark. The more I watch that show, I want the lannisters to win as they have way more compelling characters that dont make me bow my head in boredom everytime they are on the screen.

Dragon bitch = goddess. She is one hot vindictive cunt.

the son of Aegon is probally going to win, the lannisters at the end of the book are completely fucked. Cersei in Jail, Tyrion exiled, Tywin dead, Jamie loses himself again, Tywins brother gets killed by Vayres when he finds out the son of the mad king is still alive. So yeah the 6th book I am fucking busting my balls to read soon.

[Pogue]

I dunno.... I think that knife was pretty creepy, and they made up for it with mangling the pinky.

I have never read the books, but seriously, who didnt know some sadistic set up was taking place when the guy goes from being tortured to having 1 hot, and one decent looking chick trying to *cruiser* his brains out. I doubt he would have been able to get an erection with how malnourished and infected his body is from torture.

With that being said:
He is a bitch and deserves it, but does king joffrey deserve it more? (he is getting harder to hate) .


Also: who gives a *cruiser* about that idiot john snow or Rob stark. The more I watch that show, I want the lannisters to win as they have way more compelling characters that dont make me bow my head in boredom everytime they are on the screen.

Dragon bitch = goddess. She is one hot vindictive cunt.

the son of Aegon is probally going to win, the lannisters at the end of the book are completely fucked. Cersei in Jail, Tyrion exiled, Tywin dead, Jamie loses himself again, Tywins brother gets killed by Vayres when he finds out the son of the mad king is still alive. So yeah the 6th book I am fucking busting my balls to read soon.

Thanks for the spoilers fuckhead...j/k I have no desire to read 5000 pages of fantasy fiction. Nice to know Tyrion is still alive after 5 books though. Best character on the show.

[Father Xmas]

let's blame grim for allowing spoils !

[drunken_deer]

I dunno.... I think that knife was pretty creepy, and they made up for it with mangling the pinky.

I have never read the books, but seriously, who didnt know some sadistic set up was taking place when the guy goes from being tortured to having 1 hot, and one decent looking chick trying to *cruiser* his brains out. I doubt he would have been able to get an erection with how malnourished and infected his body is from torture.

With that being said:
He is a bitch and deserves it, but does king joffrey deserve it more? (he is getting harder to hate) .


Also: who gives a *cruiser* about that idiot john snow or Rob stark. The more I watch that show, I want the lannisters to win as they have way more compelling characters that dont make me bow my head in boredom everytime they are on the screen.

Dragon bitch = goddess. She is one hot vindictive cunt.

the son of Aegon is probally going to win, the lannisters at the end of the book are completely fucked. Cersei in Jail, Tyrion exiled, Tywin dead, Jamie loses himself again, Tywins brother gets killed by Vayres when he finds out the son of the mad king is still alive. So yeah the 6th book I am fucking busting my balls to read soon.

Thanks for the spoilers fuckhead...j/k I have no desire to read 5000 pages of fantasy fiction. Nice to know Tyrion is still alive after 5 books though. Best character on the show.

lol at the end of the book he is in the wastelands in a gladiator pit with another dwarf (prob meet next season) and daneryes has no clue who is in the pit in front of her with her dragons. Tyrion is pretty much screwed although it was his idea for Aegon to not follow Daneryes and tell Aegon to attack westeros with the golden legion (some uber-merc group that has never switched hands from defending Kings Landing until now due to a special contract from the mad king himself).

[par73]

lol of course drunken would follow up more spoilers in response to pogue's displeasure of D's revelations

[drunken_deer]

lol of course drunken would follow up more spoilers in response to pogue's displeasure of D's revelations

hes going to have to watch up to season 6 in the films. Good luck with that!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... Cop-Statue Somthing for those who do not want spoilers that is equally cool.

[noblesteed]

A lot of the show has been good but jesus christ some parts are unwatchable. Its become a fucking whiny drama for the same girls that obsessed over twilight. Seriously every sunday I see dozens of facebook statuses by annoying bitches "GOT 2nITE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG S O EXCITED".

How many scenes do we need on Sansa Stark crying to the Tyrells over tea. I feel like this season has been 40% her problems when she doesn't even matter. All her scenes make me cringe. This is normally when my roommates walk in and think I'm watching some sort of faggy renaissance drama and I almost turn the fucking show off.

Rob stark is an enormous pussy. In the book he is pretty much like his dad, however in the show they haven't showed one of his battles. They just show him wearing a big coat listening to his cunty mother and being a wimpy bitch in his bedroom. "i love you i love you i love you" I hate you rob and i hope they show your fucking guts on the floor.

Catelyn stark is a cunt and a half but at least she was like that in the book.

Bran and rickons group is another perspective I'd just rather not fucking see altogether. I don't want to see some 8 year old cripple 2 drooling mud children, a large idiot and an ugly wildling complain about their fucking relationship drama. Did they even have drama in the book? I don't remember and I don't fucking care.

Overall critique: DVR it so you can skip half the god damn show.

[drunken_deer]

A lot of the show has been good but jesus christ some parts are unwatchable. Its become a fucking whiny drama for the same girls that obsessed over twilight. Seriously every sunday I see dozens of facebook statuses by annoying bitches "GOT 2nITE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG S O EXCITED".

How many scenes do we need on Sansa Stark crying to the Tyrells over tea. I feel like this season has been 40% her problems when she doesn't even matter. All her scenes make me cringe. This is normally when my roommates walk in and think I'm watching some sort of faggy renaissance drama and I almost turn the fucking show off.

Rob stark is an enormous pussy. In the book he is pretty much like his dad, however in the show they haven't showed one of his battles. They just show him wearing a big coat listening to his cunty mother and being a wimpy bitch in his bedroom. "i love you i love you i love you" I hate you rob and i hope they show your fucking guts on the floor.

Catelyn stark is a cunt and a half but at least she was like that in the book.

Bran and rickons group is another perspective I'd just rather not fucking see altogether. I don't want to see some 8 year old cripple 2 drooling mud children, a large idiot and an ugly wildling complain about their fucking relationship drama. Did they even have drama in the book? I don't remember and I don't fucking care.

Overall critique: DVR it so you can skip half the god damn show.

To an extent I agree. Really pissed me off the cut out the white waker battles and the sacking of astapor. Its like turning into bold and the beautiful with dragons.

[dac]

except i dont believe ghengis is looking at statuses from women he actually knows.

[Pogue]

except i dont believe ghengis is looking at statuses from women he actually knows.

I agree, but his overall points about the show are pretty accurate. If they killed off most of the people and just made Tyrion, Daenerys, and Jon Snow the main characters it would be a better show. As it is right now its gotten pretty soap opera-ish like The Walking Dead. Best shows around right now are Sons Of Anarchy and Sherlock and even SOA was getting repetitive this last season. Thank god for my Wire box set.

[Renwood]

So, since the show is based on the books, when the FUCccK will they show giant battles vs the white walkers (ZOMBIES!) with all the fucking kingdoms?

If the books have as much talking as the show does, I would never read them. But I am interested to know how fuking long till some zombies get chopped in half on a large scale....O yea and that old bitch said some shit about White Spiders the size of hounds! Sign me up for that shit!

[General Pepper]

Sorry renwood, I've read all the books published to date and that still hasn't happened. My bets are more on giant army of whitewalkers/zombies being melted by dragons first though.

[Honkey]

Also seriously..... If i wanted to watch porn id watch porn. They are killing valuable screen time with way to many sex scenes. The only characters we should be seeing naked are:

Dragon Chick.


Also-

What happened to podrick? they should make a spin off show where he is master of a whore den.

[switch]

I'm probably going to stop watching this series once I finish Season One. I've currently made it to episode four. Right now it's keeping my interest by a thread; the formula is pretty much HBOs Rome all over again and I didn't make it past the pilot of that series.

They are killing valuable screen time with way to many sex scenes

Howie Stein: Now, if 2 Live Crew has taught us anything, it's that horniness in today's society is out of control. And at one point within the next decade, mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, society will have reached something I call APATT..."All porno, all the time." Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country. Phase one... masturbation.

[Pogue]

I think after this season a lot of people are going to stop watching the show same with The Walking Dead. The season 3 finale of that show was so fucking dumb...

[Renwood]

That is why I liked (At least this last season) of Spartacus. They talk, then fuck, then they kill shit, or when they are going to have a GIANT BATTLE...THEY SHOW IT! Unlike HBO and bullshit where they string you along with the promise of Epicness, that they never deliver. FUCK THAT SHOW ROME GDI!

Its like Myth 1's story, The Siege Of Madrigal.....They tell you about a big ass battle thats gonna happen, then they are like, O yea, but we wont be anywhere near the giant cool battle, we are gonna like harass the enemy and try to draw off a sliver of them.
That was a cop-out due to the limits of computers in 1997 and the fact they could not SHOW a huge battle in the myth engine back then and 400 monsters on the map at the same time was the limit....
Hmm gee its 2013 and for SOME ReASON, the myth engine is still crippled with a fuking 400 monster per map limit. Magma, man up and fix that shit already!

[Aki]

Its like Myth 1's story, The Siege Of Madrigal.....They tell you about a big ass battle thats gonna happen, then they are like, O yea, but we wont be anywhere near the giant cool battle, we are gonna like harass the enemy and try to draw off a sliver of them.
That was a cop-out due to the limits of computers in 1997 and the fact they could not SHOW a huge battle in the myth engine back then and 400 monsters on the map at the same time was the limit...

Renwood would prefer a clusterfuck to myth. No surprise there.

[East Wind tmnt]

Also seriously..... If i wanted to watch porn id watch porn. They are killing valuable screen time with way to many sex scenes. The only characters we should be seeing naked are:

Dragon Chick.


Also-

What happened to podrick? they should make a spin off show where he is master of a whore den.

Well Robb Starks chick is fine as hell too.

[Honkey]

her character sucks though. She is a shit peasant that is shaking her tits for a king. Dragon chick is a main character, and the hottest chick on the show. All nude scenes should be written for her.

[East Wind tmnt]

I'd normally agree seeing as I like blondes - but she's got that young jennifer hewitt look.

[Homer]

Switch, Rome got better I thought, seeing as they stay true to real history to an extent and develop interesting characters, which you would've missed since you didn't watch it. You should give it another shot because the 1st episode is probably the worst.

I see everyone on here is shitting on the best shows on TV, rightfully so, but still this is what we have today, what else is there? reality tv and NBC sitcoms, CBS crime shows? FUCK THAT.

The best part of Walking Dead S 3 besides generous amounts of killing, and poor decision making around the board, was seeing Andrea die. Good riddance, slut.

JK, but no I won't miss her Girl Power! attitude and determination to put herself into as many possible stupid situations as she could with her 3 inch pocket knife, fuck off lady.

For all the bitching, other than Breaking Bad, what great TV shows are really on right now? What the hell do I have to look forward that is going to be more entertaining than GOT, Walking Dead, SOA (getting Super repetitive barely watched season 4).

There are none to my knowledge. Vikings was a new show on the history channel that was good. It had good production value, historical accuracy, and a semi-decent plot, characters were ok too. Lacks climax but oh well.

I think the best thing we have to look forward to are Net Flix miniseries mb..... TV is generally a waste of time though.

I will be tuning in for teen wolf season 3, there is a show with a plot that is definitely going places. The vague background hints at something great to come that the writers will no doubt fail miserably to deliver on. However these 30 year old teens 6 packs are extremely motivating for beach season. Plenty of pretty girls too, everyone at this school is so hot.

[Pogue]

Homer it already is beach season you should have been working out a while ago....

[enculator]

I've lost a lot of interest in this show since they spend so much time on the romances. Who cares about jon snow and his red hair bitch, only credit we can give him is when he licked that NEVER WASHED pussy.

[Homer]

Yeah pogue I don't need to workout early with 6 minute abs.

Enculator why don't you write a short story about never washed pussy, I bet you've got at least 5 pages of thoughts on it.

[enculator]

I could write a poem in french about it

[par73]

do it with english translation