cumcicle recipe

[sasper]

i've had a problem since i got married 3 years that my wife started refusing to swallow my cum after sex complaining she doesn't like the taste of cum. this was quite deceptive since she never warned me before we got married and before then she guzzled it down like water. i have finally solved it and as a service to the community i thought i would share my solution.
step 1: every day, masturbate twice, once in the morning, and once in the evening (or just space them out so your ballsack is full when you spooge).
step 2: after you spooge, pour the contents into an empty icy pole container
step 3: add some food colouring and and a few drops of vanilla essence
step 4: place the icy pole container in the freezer, somewhere hidden, that your wife doesnt look
step 5: repeat steps 3 and 4 until the icy pole container is full, this will likely take you about 10 days, but because i produce very large quantities of manly goodness, it takes me 5 days.
when she has finished cooking you dinner and you have eaten it, suggest a nice icy pole for dessert.
because women like sweet foods, she will likely say yes.
step 6: go to the freezer and cumcicle out of the container and watch her lick of every last sperm.
for a nice change, invite your friends wives and girlfriends, sisters, mothers around for a knitting party, offer them each a cumcicle and watch them all chowing down on your manly goodness, plus what they dont know cant hurt them (unless you have HIV, Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, Genital Herpes, Hepatitis B, Syphilis, Crabs etc, in which case you should be extra careful your wife doesnt find your cumcicle stash, perhaps buy a mini freezer and keep it in the garage)

[Pogue]

Your bitch must be a real catch.