LORD ZULE!

[Lod=Legend]

And thus spake Amatako, devotee and scribe to Lord Zule or the Plutonian Hegemony:

Lord Zule believes Kratom saved his life tonight. Here is the story.

About 3 months ago there was purchased 500 mg of cool wave concentrated bath salts from a local head shop . Overlord Zule is not much of a stim guy but was in the mood for a little energy boost . after doing a quick Google (even Plutonian overlords acknowledge Google as the All Seeing Eye of Chock'ma ) search on [Zule's spiffy] smart phone from the head shop the Great Calamitous One came to the conclusion it was a watered down mpdv possibility cut with lidocaine.

Having tried pure mdpv at small does in the past ,and having a pleasant experience Zule The Ominous decided to purchase these " bath salts. Came home that night and he insuffalated approximately 15 mg of the product. The.come up was very similar to mdpv - the come down was far worse.

The Mighty Black-Fanged Destroyer of Worlds, Lord Zule!, decided to the remaining 450 mg back in the container and save it for a possible rainy day.

Fast forward to 7 pm last night and the Chosen of Zule are celebrateing our 1 year anniversery. IZule found in the past while experimenting with the temple maid whom was sacrificed in his honor was that the most enjoyable sex he ever had was popping a 50 mg viagra and railing a few lines of mephedrone. So the Great One and His Blessed Concubine are going at it hot and.heavy the viagra is kicking in so Zule, praise his evil name, decided to rail a line of meph.

Well by the biggest mistake Our Licentious Liege has made in his immortal Rign ,in his horny viagra hard on stupor The Great One accidentally railed a massive line of the mdpv cut junk. The Chosen of the Lords Chaos and Death could tell in less then 3 minutes that something wasn't right and immediately remembered he had put the bathsalts in the same drawer as the meph.

A wave of dread and paranoia rushed over Our Great Protagonist in such a way that his Excellence thought "this was it. This is how I leave this domain."

Zule, blessed be his Malignancy, tells his concubine what happened and she becomes paranoid too and insists he go to the ER.

Mighty Zule told her "I think I can ride out the high it is the comedown"

30 min later.

Zule feels like he has the worst fever ever. His skin and head was so hot He started to lose consciences. She dragged Zule into.the shower and put the water on cold ,it really h elped to take the fever away but he started to get the crawling out.of your skin feeling he got from mdpv multipled by ten.

Zule considered having her drive me to The ER , but felt inside that he was strong enough and experirenced enough to ride it out.

Wait a min !! The Migty Zule has 10 grams of Bali Kratom 5x extract received in the mail.with meph ,which is my go to for the fiendish aspects he get from.the mcat.

Again zule did a quick Google search for safe Kratom combinations which brought to this thread.

He tossed and.washed about 6 grams of the Kratom and for.the first 10 minutes thought " I just sealed my fate " . The kratom seemed to over stimulate him at first and he began to literaly pant like a dog: tounge was hanging out of his mouth and fucking panting. Loud enough to wear his roommate heard it from his room and.came to check on him.

We informed him of the situation and he told Zule H needed to.go to.the ER immediately. Zule reluctantly agreed. But then the strangest thing happened. As he stood up and took a sip of water the Kratom suddenly completly took over. This was approximately 45 minutes after ingesting it. Zule cannot describe in words the immense.euphoria and relief that overcame him .it was like Kratom was.the hero here to destroy the evil bathsalt villain!!!

It is now 15 hours after zule's horribly irresponsible mistake. he feel.like he could have went.to sleep an hour ago but felt like.he needed to share this story incase anyone ever makes the same horrid mistake he did.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]