[11:40am] ctburley: everyone hide, it's Hishzakni !
[11:40am] Hishzakni: you have AIDS
[11:41am] ctburley: OH FUCK
[11:41am] Hishzakni: thats how you got them
[11:41am] ctburley: OH SHIT
[11:41am] Hishzakni: you see I took a dremel tool
[11:41am] ctburley: don't care
[11:41am] Hishzakni: and placed it about 2 knuckles below your knee
[11:41am] ctburley: I'm just too positive now
[11:41am] ctburley: hiv positive.
[11:42am] Hishzakni: drilled into your bone marrow
[11:42am] cms: positive outlook
[11:42am] Hishzakni: and set up an intra-osseous injection of my semen
[11:42am] ctburley: time for more situps
[11:42am] Hishzakni: which permeated throughout your bone marrow
[11:42am] Hishzakni: giving you AIDS
[11:42am] Hishzakni: it was pretty hot
[11:42am] Hishzakni: too bad you can only get it once
[11:42am] darkling: this is hilarious. you guys should tour.
[11:42am] Hishzakni: one of those kinks similar to hacking off your balls
[11:42am] cms: you can collect all 6@
[11:43am] ctburley: yay more situps done
[11:43am] Fanshawe left the chat room. (Quit: Fanshawe)
[11:43am] cms: 09:51 < cms> http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/cas/3863278136.html
[11:44am] ctburley: hmm
[11:44am] ctburley: 1/5 Wouldn't buy from again
[11:44am] TristanX: AIDS jokes aren't very funny
[11:44am] TristanX: at all
[11:44am] Hishzakni: only someone with AIDS would say that
[11:44am] darkling: no dude that's top shelf material
[11:45am] darkling: this is so edgy
[11:45am] ctburley: actually they're about as funny as rape jokes, which is to say, they aren't
[11:45am] darkling: like gallagher
[11:45am] Hishzakni: what if getting raped gave you AIDS
[11:46am] Hishzakni: that would be funny
[11:46am] ctburley: double unfunny
[11:46am] TristanX: ok you need banning
[11:46am] Hishzakni: why
[11:46am] ctburley: truly
[11:46am] Hishzakni: ctburley was the one who brought up rape
[11:46am] ctburley: because you're not here to have a conversation
[11:46am] Hishzakni: ban him
[11:46am] Hishzakni: I just posted a hypothetical
[11:46am] Hishzakni: and you responded with a relevant answer
[11:46am] Hishzakni: to me that seems like a conversation
[11:47am] TristanX: telling people they have aids isn't funny
[11:47am] ctburley: not one that coincides with copacetic settings
[11:47am] cms was promoted to operator by LiteCycle.
[11:47am] Hishzakni: nobody said it was
[11:47am] cms set a ban on *!*hishnik@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net.
[11:47am] You were kicked from the chat room by cms. (bye now)
Zak gets trolled
A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
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