Best in-game excuse ever?

[Pogue]

So many over the years, but this is still my personal favorite:

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

LOL so gold. What about the part where he says "Seriously they had like 2-3 of them"

I WONDER WHO MCRIBIDON IS LOL. ORANGE GUY RAPING MYRK LOL GG.

[Pogue]

LOL so gold. What about the part where he says "Seriously they had like 2-3 of them"

LOL I forgot that part. Should have really just made this an Adren exclusive thread considering some of his gems over the years.

[adrenaline]

i was probably really high or drunk at the time... usually was.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

i was probably really high or drunk at the time... usually was.

Here's another one.

[Pogue]

Haha. I forgot Adren's, "I need to go wash my hands, keyboard is so sticky." Dude is a treasure trove lol.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

Haha. I forgot Adren's, "I need to go wash my hands.... just gave my bro roommate a massage" Dude is a treasure trove lol.

fixed.

also when he dropped out of a 1v1 where i raped him and he said "yeah i can't play on this 11" netbook" then proceeded to take pictures of a random laptop just to show he wasn't lying. was prob just his backup and pretended like he was playing on it because he was getting rolled.

[adrenaline]

it was actually an 8.5" netbook. and I was actually playing on it with a mini-mouse. i had to replace the mobo in my desktop so it was all i had. i played a mwc match on it, too. i did not do well.

the massage oil was no bullshit either. and my roommate was a hot female.

also, those aren't even the best excuses i've used.

[par73]

oh look at you withholding your best excuse !

[Lord---Scary Owl]

I would've never remembered something small like that. You must've used it too much.

[Dantski]

[argos]

masterful, dantski

[grim]

I heard you've gotten really fat lately, Adren.

[Asmodian]

It's probably from all that sausage he has been eating.

[adrenaline]

I fear you are correct, Grim. Haven't left my house in weeks... can no longer fit through the doors. I've even had to have a keyboard custom built to type this message.

[BIG KROK V8 SS]

I fear you are correct, Grim. Haven't left my house in weeks... can no longer fit through the doors. I've even had to have a keyboard custom built to type this message.

This'll be the new Stonehenge in 5000 more years.

[Pogue]

There's probably a "Myrk was here" message scratched onto the space bar.

[Lizard King]

*Gnawed into the spacebar

[Honkey]

Best excuse ever- "Hand slipped off Mouse cause i was giving a massage" - Adren.

Adren wins 1-10 in this category and is one of the reasons i found him an entertaining player.