Myrgard

I thought MWC's were done in 2011? Why the fuck is this still going on? Why are there fucking rules about rankings and shit? Since when did MWC become a socialist movement for shitty Mythers? What idiot was in charge of creating ranks? What idiot rated me a 4? Myrk? This is the real reason Myth is dead. Nobody giving any fucking respect to the greatest legend who ever played Myth. I demand my rating be boosted up to its proper rating, 8 balls. And if your little Excel spreadsheet doesn't have summations that go that high, give me a fucking 5 where I belong, above the guy I've beaten in 1v1 at a ratio of 4:1.

Dude I don't think you're good enough to be a 4

Weren't you rated like a 3? That's pretty generous. Maybe you've gotten enough sympathy from the Myth community to know your life sucks, you're fat, you've always sucked at Myth, and you've never won a MWC.