Myth All-Star Invitational

Dantski · Post by **Dantski** » 17 Sep 2015, 23:33

Guys, I think paris likes House of Cards.

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 17 Sep 2015, 23:50

Lord---Scary Owl wrote:Does adrenaline seriously have problems this bad?

That was nearly 10 years ago, retard. I was borderline alcoholic at the time and enjoyed starting shit.

Lord---Scary Owl · Post by **Lord---Scary Owl** » 18 Sep 2015, 00:57

adrenaline wrote:
Lord---Scary Owl wrote:Does adrenaline seriously have problems this bad?
That was nearly 10 years ago, retard. I was borderline alcoholic at the time and enjoyed starting shit.

lol thats awsome

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 18 Sep 2015, 02:29

adrenaline wrote:
Lord---Scary Owl wrote:Does adrenaline seriously have problems this bad?
That was nearly 10 years ago, retard. I was borderline alcoholic at the time and enjoyed starting shit.

You are absolutely still an alcoholic. You drunk posted post-excuses, ffs.

Source: am alcoholic.

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 18 Sep 2015, 03:02

wwo wrote:
adrenaline wrote:
Lord---Scary Owl wrote:Does adrenaline seriously have problems this bad?
That was nearly 10 years ago, retard. I was borderline alcoholic at the time and enjoyed starting shit.
You are absolutely still an alcoholic. You drunk posted post-excuses, ffs.

Source: am alcoholic.

This is a drunk post. Let's start a Myther's AA and to quote Kevin Costner in The Untouchables, "Do some good."

dac · Post by **dac** » 18 Sep 2015, 04:03

The thought that pogue has a kid makes me drink. Does that mean I can join this cool myth AA too?

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 18 Sep 2015, 22:39

dac wrote:The thought that pogue has a kid makes me drink.

You and me both

limp · Post by **limp** » 19 Sep 2015, 01:29

Pogue isn't dea
d!

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 19 Sep 2015, 08:45

wwo wrote: You are absolutely still an alcoholic.

gdi wwo... I am still in the denial stage. don't rush me.

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 19 Sep 2015, 20:34

limp wrote:Pogue isn't dea
d!

I sobered up the next morning

sharkdrivingabus · Post by **sharkdrivingabus** » 19 Sep 2015, 23:51

Holy shit. I didn't read most of the back and forth, but did asmo seriously try to categorize myrk and tirri as BC focused players?? Those guys were winning ffa tournaments back when asmo was still using default formations and trying to figure out presets.

par73 · Post by **par73** » 20 Sep 2015, 14:52

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zumymOPvI[/youtube]

Vihaan · Post by **Vihaan** » 21 Sep 2015, 00:13

par73 wrote:that guy was starting threads arguing with me when I was 15 years old.

Me too! You, me now this 14 year old from Georgia. Isn't the cycle of life lovely?

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 21 Sep 2015, 03:23

i don't even know who you are, Vihaan :S

par73 · Post by **par73** » 21 Sep 2015, 04:21

no worries vihaan adren did that same myth snob shit when i was 14 too

dac · Post by **dac** » 21 Sep 2015, 18:55

These boards are dead.

GKG is afraid to lose a tournament if he enters limp's tourney. Limp's tournament is having trouble picking up steam after MWC and the creation of myth castes in the all-star invitational. Is there myth fatigue going on? Perhaps! Is it the knowledge that limp was going to host mwc and sorta bailed hurting his stock as a TO?

Fear not for your TO concerns mythers, for the dummy account LSO is trying to host a 2t tournament (lol) which has players frothing at the mouth to participate, clearly. As an attempt to draw interest the infamous paris in flames had offered the life-altering sum of 50 dollars for the winning team! Yet with the fervent response of the community as a whole, mixed with everybody's obvious faith that paris would indeed actually save 50 dollars and not spend it on nose candy, sir paris has withdrawn this prize money due to lack of interest. It's pretty bad when a fake prize is pulled away from a tournament because it lacked legitimacy.

But why the overall drop in total myth care recently? Well that would be because asmo is no longer a one man care bear squad. After the face smashing that was the all-star match, Asmo has quickly rebounded into stage 5 of the grieving process: acceptance. He has accepted that he will not be thought of as myth's overall #2 captain. Unfortunately, this has led to a drastic drop in myth care and myth's most recent TO of any legitimacy.

Can these tournaments survive? Can limp promise the 50 dollars paris offered as prize pool money to bring the jobless factions of myth (aka nobody) out of the woodwork to attend? Will another tournament rise where these have fallen? Can limp get gkg to join a squad by renaming his tournament after him? Will Dantski's participate and prove that his all-star match snubbing was simply due to his rejection of the myth caste system?

Find out in the upcoming weeks on the forums!

Or dont, cuz, these boards are more dead than kirk's sex life. Like no play at all, like, zero. Zilch. Nada.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 22 Sep 2015, 03:10

Can we start posting pictures of our pets yet?

par73 · Post by **par73** » 22 Sep 2015, 16:57

dac wrote: Yet with the fervent response of the community as a whole, mixed with everybody's obvious faith that paris would indeed actually save 100 dollars and not spend it on nose candy, sir paris has withdrawn this prize money due to lack of interest. It's pretty bad when a fake prize is pulled away from a tournament because it lacked legitimacy.

seeing as how the communities most active tournament organizer in the past 2 years went on a bitch-n-blame rage and rant fest following the ALL STAR INVITATIONAL, it is truly no surprise to see the community lacking interest in tournament or organized play. i suppose one could consider my life-altering 50 dollar contribution to funk's ffa tourney playing a role in asmo's unforgiving, never-quenching-thirst for organized myth event wins

i simply pulled the prizes when i went out of my way to ask people to sign up as players or teams
that is already too much work and most people aren't interested in either lso or limps tourney because its no different than what we've already spent some time on in 2015

the money was for fun, maybe if you spent 5 seconds signing up yourself and 3 other players who won't ever show up you could have earned the money and fun instead of the no money and lame.
instead you are here ranting in projection about kirk's sex life as being alive as those 2 hr mazz games you waste your time on, good lord what has our myth mvp come to ?

to think you were once destined for TO and one man care bear squad greatness

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 22 Sep 2015, 18:42

par73 wrote:
instead you are here ranting in projection about kirk's sex life as being alive as those 2 hr mazz games you waste your time on, good lord what has our myth mvp come to ?

to think you were once destined for TO and one man care bear squad greatness

I'm disappointed in Dac. Instead of doing something in his private life when he feels sad like getting drunk and fucking random women or going golfing or shooting. He decided to get good at this tired game. Fucking Ratking/Asmo move brah.

dac · Post by **dac** » 22 Sep 2015, 20:42

Pogue wrote:
par73 wrote:
instead you are here ranting in projection about kirk's sex life as being alive as those 2 hr mazz games you waste your time on, good lord what has our myth mvp come to ?

to think you were once destined for TO and one man care bear squad greatness
I'm disappointed in Dac. Instead of doing something in his private life when he feels sad like getting drunk and fucking random women or going golfing or shooting. He decided to get good at this tired game. Fucking Ratking/Asmo move brah.

my myth abilities have been greatly overexaggerated.

Ratking · Post by **Ratking** » 22 Sep 2015, 22:04

I can post some inflammatory statements if that would help.

dac · Post by **dac** » 22 Sep 2015, 22:11

Ratking wrote:I can post some inflammatory statements if that would help.

pls do!

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 22 Sep 2015, 22:44

dac wrote:
Ratking wrote:I can post some inflammatory statements if that would help.

pls do!

This thread has to reach 20 pages, before I will accept its death.

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 22 Sep 2015, 23:14

It is to my great shame I can't tell many players apart well enough to tailor insults for them.

dac · Post by **dac** » 23 Sep 2015, 02:42

wwo wrote:It is to my great shame I can't tell many players apart well enough to tailor insults for them.

that's your failing eyesight. getting closer to being taken out to pasture wwo.

see, i did it. your turn

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 23 Sep 2015, 03:03

I don't have to take that from you, argos.

Dantski · Post by **Dantski** » 23 Sep 2015, 12:06

wwo wrote:I don't have to take that from you, argos.

I'm afraid you do.

-shinco

par73 · Post by **par73** » 23 Sep 2015, 14:40

holy shit dantski just owned this entire thread
SOMEBODY CALL THE CUBULANCE

Lord---Scary Owl · Post by **Lord---Scary Owl** » 23 Sep 2015, 19:29

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 23 Sep 2015, 19:57

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 23 Sep 2015, 19:59

This one is actually at a spot adren told me about:

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 23 Sep 2015, 20:04

Anyone remember this dog?

Lord---Scary Owl · Post by **Lord---Scary Owl** » 24 Sep 2015, 00:32

are we trying to reach page 20 for pogue?
i remember that dog!

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 24 Sep 2015, 22:06

Posting stupid pet pics ruined it. I'm done.

Ratking · Post by **Ratking** » 24 Sep 2015, 22:14

I agree that is going too far. On second thought im not going to post inflammatory statements.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 25 Sep 2015, 22:33

Dantski would remember that dog...

Fuck you pogue, you don't even have a dog you fuckin loser, you gonna die alone.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 25 Sep 2015, 22:34

Ratking you too? What's your problem dude why you hate dogs?

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 25 Sep 2015, 22:53

Is THIS a stupid video you haters?!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WHJM_NUeE[/youtube]

Dantski · Post by **Dantski** » 25 Sep 2015, 23:24

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ wrote:Dantski would remember that dog....

umm....

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 25 Sep 2015, 23:42

Dantski wrote:
c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ wrote:Dantski would remember that dog....
umm....

Not my dog, the tan one

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 26 Sep 2015, 00:28

Clicking on that dumb ass vid led me to rediscovering Cremisi's channel and this gem:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3OTk1ImklY[/youtube]