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I wouldn't mind hosting the forums, punkUser. I have room on both a shared web server and my DigitalOcean account. Domain names are cheap, no biggie there. As far as moderating it goes, I think maybe a couple of people to help make sure everything is running smoothly would be fine. I mean tasks suc...

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I live in a small mountain town where life consists of snowboarding, mountain biking, and partying. I have a good time everyday of the week with great people. I moved here for that very reason. It's basically a paradise for anyone who loves the outdoors and extreme sports. Sorry but not sorry that ...

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Lizard King wrote: Lol. His fake wife must have had some imaginary chores to be done.

His imaginary wife should fuck the imaginary plumber that comes to fix the shitter in GKG's imaginary Orange County coastal home.

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Asmodian wrote:Pogue now uses his office time to post gay porn instead of play myth.

Less gay than myth and I cum harder.

dac wrote: i fuckin missed you bro

Did ya?

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I wouldn't mind hosting the forums, punkUser. I have room on both a shared web server and my DigitalOcean account. Domain names are cheap, no biggie there. As far as moderating it goes, I think maybe a couple of people to help make sure everything is running smoothly would be fine. I mean tasks suc...

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Do you plebs not have jobs? Jesus Christ... Things to take from this thread: Asmo's TA's suck. Adrenaline is right...again. GKG is still obsessed with Kilg for some reason. Why do you retards even start new threads for the same argument? Drunken dear is a highly underrated player and captain. LOL yo...

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Giant Killer General wrote:
Pogue wrote:no one in their right mind is reading a poorly written 1000 word rant about nothing. Shut up.
Just lol.

Should be the length of every post you write.

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I have possible plans of turning my farm into a pumpkin patch LOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IT'S NOT 1888 BRAH. THERE ARE TEENAGE WHITE GIRLS IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WOULD KILL TO SEE ME GROW A PUMPKIN PATCH. SIMMER DOWN FIRE CROTCH. YOU GONNA GO TO DC FOR THE DONALD'S INAUGURATION? I'LL SEE YOU THERE ...

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Where did I say shut up in that last post? Gj bringing up "you're a 12-year-old" you bust out that zinger all the time too. Well done, you never disappoint. So happy you've taken some time out from watching mazz films to reply to me so quickly.

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Bored as fuck so let's do some honest TA's. Cruniac - Complete asshole with shitty musical taste, yet amusing. Total BC monster so I'll give him 4 balls . Arzenic - Totally overrated. Good role player but living off the coattails of his success from ten years ago (like every NP player). Likes techno...

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I don't sit and make little paper trophies to recount them all, it's a game, not a lifestyle, thats where your life seems to have gone horribly wrong i guess. Your claim to fame however is finally winning something when everyone else stopped giving a shit. Oh and hosting your own laughable butthurt...

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BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:I have possible plans of turning my farm into a pumpkin patch

LOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IT'S NOT 1888 BRAH.

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You realize that's your response to everyone when they call you out? Butthurt? Check. Troll? Check. Hilarious. Classic GKG, so easy to rustle your jimmies "bro".

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dac wrote:lol pogue, all that gay porn you're posting is selling you out!

LOL.

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Giant Killer General wrote:I miss the days when pogue was somewhat funny some of the time.

I miss the days when you weren't an elitist cunt who wrote essay length posts. Oh wait, I must have just imagined those. If there was a God, you'd have caught a bullet in Iraq. Shut up.

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Honkey wrote:honestly..... Im sure there are many more people that have contributed. Was just waiting for gkg to get angry he wasnt included on my bullshit list.

Surprised he hasn't written another fucking deluded essay in this thread.

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Myrk wrote:Kinda looks like the scene from A Serbian Film

Checkout the big brain on Graham.

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I make $60,000 a year before taxes at Dunder-Miflin. I have a desk next to a guy named Dwight.

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Watch out, if GKG hears about this he'll hijack it and start his own 2v2 tourney.

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GKG's fake wife should edit his posts down before he publishes them because he has no filter and no one in their right mind is reading a poorly written 1000 word rant about nothing. Shut up.

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BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Why can't the server continue on as it is now? I don't understand computers and how this shit works.

Because PunkUser has discovered there's life outside the house.

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The team with 50 players is complaining about not being able to field anyone? Hillus. It's pretty obvious twf needs half of myth in order to beat Syn but this is just pathetic. The loss of face/m2sbr this mwc has been substantial, for shame. Leave it to die in the gutter. http://pa1.narvii.com/5990...

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sasper wrote:i like salt. especially the sodium part. yum

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Present TB is the saltiest player on Myth. Let us observe his crimes: - He has tried to insult Seeker numerous times over various issues on Myth Discord. He has even carried this guerilla warfare to the forums in resurrecting old posts designed to humiliate Seeker. This lead Seeker to publicly brea...

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Quite the forgettable player. And qwerty himself can't name a single person on the list that he thinks he is better than. Qwerty's a transgender you insensitive conservative dick. Rinse your asshole with mint mouthwash so Asmo's breath doesn't smell like pig shit before he falls asleep with his She...

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SlatE wrote:count me in

Sure you're up for this? It's gonna be a bit different than shitting on japs and alcohol addled eastern euro trash at 3 in the morning.

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How the fuck are you still here? Even I couldn't put on a dummying act this long without feeling like I had down syndrome and repeated shit myself whilst trying to prepare Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake recipe. I hope your mother dies of breast cancer before Christmas and your drunk uncle shoots your dad...

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Tongued my asshole nicely once while he was getting fucking by my miniature pony. I've always wondered what goes through a man's head when he has another man's hairy asshole in his face and a horse's cock in his ass while the horse is biting the back of his neck. Real trooper. Gonna win MWC for sure.

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Just pull the plug Punkuser. It'd be worth it knowing half these queers would probably turn into fentanyl addicts without this game.

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What a idiot thread. LSO has finally hit puberty and is clearly exploring all avenues is his sexual awakening. No one is sending you dick pics so stfu.

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He [Cave] literally despised nearly every single one of you for the most intriguing of reasons. You're going to need some evidence of "intriguing" reasons. Cave was just a dick who hated everyone except CRC. Cave is a pedophile. I also support Honkey 100% in this thread, for someone who sucks donke...

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Lol GKG's list is a joke. Adrenaline is pretty much right on every level. GKG is a little bitch who sucked at this game when there were more than the same 40 people playing, and ranking Dantski over players like Myrk and Sam? You fucking mongoloid.

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So wait, there's 2 MWCs now? Lol you people are fucking retarded. I'll have to actually check these forums more often.

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Pogue you rarely if ever communicate anything useful to the forums of gateofstorms.net anyway, just a bunch of built up angst from your years of coping with shooting, golfing, getting drunk and fucking women you don't know. it's worse than a teenagers, U SUK BRO at least dac brings some substance a...

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Well I must admit I was surprised to check this forums after a while and lo and behold! A 17 page thread about MWC! But of course you fucking faggots had to ruin it with the same idiot bullshit you all spew EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR. Jesus Christ you people really are just the fucking worst. It's no...

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MWC is already over. We all lost.

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Hey was just wondering why after dling and installing the 1.8.1 Beta patch, why i cannot logon to mulitplayer? It says there is no rooms available at this time and i was just playing with the 1.8 patch and everyones telling me get 1.8.1 and now i did n i cant log on>? Fuck off noob idiot. We're dis...

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Spike disappears from Myth and suddenly this guy named "pogue" shows up. Both are roughly 3 balls (according to themselves). Both have 5 characters in their name. Both are just shy of 50 years old. Both have children. "Pogue" starts a thread to question where "Spike" is to drawn attention to the fa...

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All these players pale in comparison to Zer. Myther, scholar, philosopher, drug addict, pedophile. He does it all.

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BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:
wwo wrote:
BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Drivers were going nuts and honking.
Yes. Those are certainly some unique characteristics for your city. Congrats.

LOL. In all honesty who really gave a shit about a Pens/Sharks series? Only the people that live in those garbage cities.

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France will win by default when there's a terrorist attack and the tournament is abandoned.

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Spike disappears from Myth and suddenly this guy named "pogue" shows up. Both are roughly 3 balls (according to themselves). Both have 5 characters in their name. Both are just shy of 50 years old. Both have children. "Pogue" starts a thread to question where "Spike" is to drawn attention to the fa...

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Yeah, give it a month before GKG gets sick of flaunting his dad bod at the nude beach and comes indoors to myth and refuge.

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9000 really is not that many. I have 99% of all my myth films ever, and its gotta be like 100k Why the fuck would you have all those films? You like jerking off to seeing your ass get handed to you or something? I remember one time before a reset on mnet that Spike had 9,000 games. Literally. How t...

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par73 wrote:when a thread about myth on reddit leads pogue to group himself with the myth elitist asses only to find out he never was...

Made it to the last 30 people. We're all elitist, even fucking Renwood. But, still Paris, that hurts.

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I remember one time before a reset on mnet that Spike had 9,000 games. Literally. How the fuck does one play that many games?

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Spike and BEAV? Those guys used to be on all the time and now they've just disappeared. Pretty sure Spike played more games of myth than anyone ever. Did he die?

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