Myrgard

dac

i will gladly cb you sometime after sunday this week, and i'll even restrict it to 1/1 if you wanna go there. you can play vtfl on myth2. i have no idea who you are but i'll win. as for rankings, shai 1 head 2 shade 3 imo. i cant imagine the udogs winning anything but then again renwood has a mwc ri...

dac

No my gf doesn't play video games... she thinks they are immature, which is part of the reason she gives me a hard time when I play them. She is a little closed-minded, IMO. dont worry guys i took a screenshot of this and sent it to her via fb. anyway bro, better closed minded than closed legged. :...

dac

Pogue wrote:
Giant Killer General wrote: such a noble deed for him to give up his time in doing that.
You mean he took time out of blowing you and playing myth to play more myth? Sign him up for the Salvation Army.

pogue. stop posting without a meme attached. the fuck are you trying to do here?!

dac

if god didnt want dicks in anthills, they wouldnt have holes.

dac

i enjoy reading these, don't stop it or let it die.

can your model do power rankings? very interested in who the best teams are.

dac

what the fuck crun

now i remember why i stopped reading myth forums at work!

dac

lol

thor use vent and listem = thor stay in game

thor no use vent and no listen = thor boot from game

plus the way to stay is ask gkg. he can say yes to save you from boot

dac

fap fap fap fap.

shall i screenshot the current standings? lol

dac

looking at teams, predict paris v asmo finals

dac

hverg needs a mesh.

dac

nao ventrilo?

boot.

nao listem?

boot.

i cant believe i logged onto these forums just for this

dac

knew i was right

dac

pogue created this poll by listening to my rantings of adren being in COLLEGE IN 2001 WHEN I LEFT MYTH and still being in school in 2009 when I came back, and still being in school for some time after that.

8 years? i call bs. BS I SAY BS

dac

adren dummies as kirk to learn gkg's secrets and liger "pretends" to be "kirk"s girlfriend. lots of 3 way anal sex commences. gkg confuses bronies with deer and calls them 7-10 whatevers. adren screams "LOL V8" in a Canadian accent and his cover is blooooon. liger's credit card melts and he cant buy...

dac

i showed up way too much for a list like this

dac

harsh man.

but im with kirk - lets get a last pic!

dac

damn I got clowned so bad I might have to take up mazz again

dac

LOL cant imagine why you would have posted that one.....

dac

tell me your specs wwo.

ssd or gtfo

dac

I have had complaints of lag on my host. 100% guarantee that it was because you were hosting on wireless. Hosting on wireless is a terrible idea, no matter how good your connection. Did you plug directly into your modem or router and try hosting like that? i have hosted for years on wireless and fo...

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and drunken's bag of cheetos

dac

Captain wrote:Open Season on GKG?

well it is friday, so that would make sense

dac

it looks like a fun team, i'll stick around and see if i can make a match or two.

of course thats only if its okay with homer & co.

if they want the slot back they can have it.

how the hell were people picked after me? myth's 1 baller. that mwc ring is straight out of a cracker jack box guys

dac

sup guys.

didnt know i was in this

if i'm around limp can find me quite easily, i'll see if i can make a game or two but zero promises for the next couple weeks

dac

erm, i wasnt aware i was signed up for this.

i hope nobody picked me

dac

asians are the tightest vaginas on the planet. yer missin out.

as for the noises, that's easy to stop - tell her to shut the fuck up or you wont let her watch curious george today

dac

there was drinkin dave's ToT and then mr. t got butthurt not getting an invite and made TnT.

turns out dave and T were waiting on each other to ask to join ToT. yay myth politics.

dac

kirk ~ more than one way to fuck a girl. I CHARGED HER AN EXTRA DOLLAR FOR THAT BIG MAC LOL

dac

thanks pk, ggs man

dac

thanks for the copy paste drunken. we didnt get it the first few times, and we still dont. keep it goin!

dac

chuck norris wears lol v8 orange underwear

every time kirk loses a 1x1 a cancer patient goes into remission... or so we think. it's never happened before so we don't know.

kirk's trowing ability has fostered a love of NAZIs in Israel

dac

agree with that too.

dac

and head was better than every one of you at web.

gg

dac

i'm in.

but if you draft me i will likely have limited availability.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

dac

you got it all wrong adren.

ew plays myth in between helpdesk calls

dac

shadow wrote:nobody want to see your fuckin gay jew bronnie idiot face in WTC
also picking&kicking liger out of MWC team is fuckin great move and good MYTH tradition

my favorite post of the tournament!

dac

I'm in I'd put down 15 bucks to win some myth. Do we double Profit of our wager upon winning? Like winners get 30 bucks, rite? Coz if someone throws in 10 and wins, they should just get 20 and the money holder should get the extra 5 for being so fair with the money. math definitely not making sense

dac

frozenfire wrote:ill watch an episode with my little girl now and then

oh jesus, first placid has a kid and now you too.

dac

my availability will be limited so i will likely not be participating in this, although i may sign up to be a mr. irrelevant pick and will warn everybody that my availability is spotty at best!

too much trouble for a 2 baller

dac

buy a new keyboard mr. billionaire

I assure you every single one of us is impressed with 10k in sales over 7 months.

dac

happy bday punk

dac

quite possible to do.

give me an incentive to take time out of my day for this

dac

i played that match with a scrollball instead of a mouse on a 14.4k dialup from the north pole, kirk. also had to play left-handed because of extensive frostbite to the right side of my body, including my right eye. was also snowblind in the left eye, so had to have someone dictate what was happeni...

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dac

Zak wrote:I'll defend myself just once, not posting in this thread again.

LOL

he mad

dac

BUMP FOR JUSTICE

zak your psychic abilities are astounding!

dac

i would sign up to lose my money, sure, depending on who was in control of it for the match starting.

so many people dump money into games after the initial purchase price, why the hell not. if it brought back any myth care levels that would be great.

dac

UBI isnt a tax? it's voluntary? LOL! just like working today is voluntary, so you dont necessarily have to pay taxes. and you dont have to pay sales tax if you dont buy anything. i guess that's voluntary too. people dont NEED houses or shelter or property at all really, so payment into the system is...

dac

universal basic income? haha. okay ln. i'll sit at home and cast games, you do the work that feeds me. okay? okay. thanks for contributing to my income! congrats on your belief system. i'd recommend first you get a job. Anyone else think its funny that dac has admitted in the past that he sits at w...

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Flatline wrote:The only players who could legitimately talk shit about old school players are really guys like myrk, myself etc etc.

giving yourself special privileges? cute.

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