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by sharkdrivingabus
09 Apr 2018, 16:37
Forum: The Winter Series X
Topic: Left Bogans Behaving Badly:
Replies: 3
Views: 2529

Re: Left Bogans Behaving Badly:

This is unconscionable seeker. At the first sign of weakness you run to your enemies for refuge? Show some leadership and some backbone. TB would never reward such sniveling turncoat behavior with a place on our (admittedly highly desirable) roster.
by sharkdrivingabus
08 Apr 2018, 15:57
Forum: The Winter Series X
Topic: Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)
Replies: 5
Views: 2964

Re: Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)

Garnish: I must have been drunk when I said that. I suck and you all do too.

Paris: your info is correct. I tried to retire but ruin is punishing me and won’t let me.
by sharkdrivingabus
07 Apr 2018, 16:55
Forum: The Winter Series X
Topic: Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)
Replies: 5
Views: 2964

Re: Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)

Ps: ruin is a lame little weenie for hiding on a dupe account but we all already knew that so there’s nothing more to say on this particular item.
by sharkdrivingabus
07 Apr 2018, 16:41
Forum: The Winter Series X
Topic: Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)
Replies: 5
Views: 2964

Dear Stupid Shitty Tournament Organizer(s)

Dear Stupid Shitty TOs: How dare you allow blatant dummying and bashing in this tournament? It’s bullshit. There aren’t even real teams formed due to the fact that people are subbing on teams to the point that these are basically rabble games. In that case, there should be no need for dummy accounts...
by sharkdrivingabus
25 Mar 2018, 13:50
Forum: The Winter Series X
Topic: Limp's Excessive Cyberbullying of Flatline:
Replies: 5
Views: 3134

Re: Limp's Excessive Cyberbullying of Flatline:

Flatline is unfairly persecuted by many people. I am glad that seeker finally accepts this fact. I look forward to flatline’s imminent unbanning from the seeker-run discord channel.
by sharkdrivingabus
17 Sep 2017, 11:04
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Understanding Seeker
Replies: 2
Views: 1236

Understanding Seeker

Dear Myth Community: Today, I write to you in regards to our resident troll and muckraker seeker. Many of you know him as that guy who posts random attacks on other myth community members. Others know him as the guy who posts targeted, not random, attacks on other myth community members. In short, s...
by sharkdrivingabus
15 Sep 2017, 16:11
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: The Skill Level of Flatline:
Replies: 2
Views: 1493

Re: The Skill Level of Flatline:

This unfounded and egregious assault on the character of my client is completely inappropriate. Flatline has been a staple of the myth community for 20 years now, and his tournament success across the board, including 2team, ffa, 1v1, tffa, among others, speaks for itself. Your reputation as a biase...
by sharkdrivingabus
02 Sep 2017, 16:59
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: RIP TSG
Replies: 16
Views: 4393

Re: RIP TSG

Well this fucking sucks.
by sharkdrivingabus
16 Aug 2017, 17:10
Forum: Gate of Storms
Topic: Web site (and ranked room) change soon
Replies: 26
Views: 9183

Re: Web site (and ranked room) change soon

I imagine that the only reason GoS has lasted this long is because there aren't enough people to truly annoy punkuser.

Ahh this thread is giving me nostalgia to the good old days of mass revolution against our pro-bono hosting benefactors....
by sharkdrivingabus
10 Aug 2017, 02:10
Forum: Gate of Storms
Topic: Web site (and ranked room) change soon
Replies: 26
Views: 9183

Re: Web site (and ranked room) change soon

The main benefit is lower hosting costs and maintenance for me
You selfish bastard. How dare you?
by sharkdrivingabus
30 Jul 2017, 01:40
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: I wonder if anyone's interested in this kind of tournament
Replies: 36
Views: 8473

Re: I wonder if anyone's interested in this kind of tournament

Hey garnish - is there a map where you bend over and fuck yourself?
by sharkdrivingabus
29 Jul 2017, 18:14
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: In Praise of Zaknafein:
Replies: 12
Views: 3797

Re: In Praise of Zaknafein:

I agree. Zaks maps were some of the worst I've ever played.
by sharkdrivingabus
29 Jul 2017, 14:32
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: I wonder if anyone's interested in this kind of tournament
Replies: 36
Views: 8473

Re: I wonder if anyone's interested in this kind of tournament

Why'd the admins remove all those spam posts? It was nice to see some activity around here for a change.
by sharkdrivingabus
06 Jul 2017, 09:56
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: An Inside Look at Roflmazzer's MWC Strat Practice - A Mazzarin's Demise Legendary Win
Replies: 9
Views: 4580

Re: An Inside Look at Roflmazzer's MWC Strat Practice - A Mazzarin's Demise Legendary Win

Hah. I'd forgotten about that. I think that it was the first - and possibly the only - time I ever played mazz. Thanks for the reminder dantski.
by sharkdrivingabus
06 Jul 2017, 09:42
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: important announcement
Replies: 20
Views: 6811

Re: important announcement

Cant help it. I'm in New Zealand now and it's like all nazi all the time here.
by sharkdrivingabus
01 Jul 2017, 05:24
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: important announcement
Replies: 20
Views: 6811

Re: important announcement

Sk4
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Died

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For your sins

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by sharkdrivingabus
21 Jun 2017, 00:53
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: Adrenaline in 2017: The Ultimate Bursting of the Proverbial Glass Bubble (The True Story of GKG and NC)
Replies: 49
Views: 9999

Re: Adrenaline in 2017: The Ultimate Bursting of the Proverbial Glass Bubble (The True Story of GKG and NC)

East Wind wrote:fuck you tb :P
I'm not trying to pigeonhole you guys here. OKcupid, plentyoffish, J-Date...any of them would be ok really. Hell, if you want to get on that "farmers only" site and try to catfish cu, that'd be fine too. Really just any outlet for this pent up aggression.
by sharkdrivingabus
20 Jun 2017, 10:36
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: Adrenaline in 2017: The Ultimate Bursting of the Proverbial Glass Bubble (The True Story of GKG and NC)
Replies: 49
Views: 9999

Re: Adrenaline in 2017: The Ultimate Bursting of the Proverbial Glass Bubble (The True Story of GKG and NC)

Holy shit. Do you guys have significant others? I strongly suggest diverting the energy spent on these posts into spamming tinder or grindr or whatever.
by sharkdrivingabus
18 Jun 2017, 13:45
Forum: Myth World Cup 2017
Topic: Best MODERN Trower? 14 - 17
Replies: 55
Views: 11164

Re: Best MODERN Trower? 14 - 17

Day turns into night; winter turns to spring and then to summer; the years roll on and life changes are inevitable. We've all grown apart in many ways and there are so many ambiguous parts of adulthood. Work. Love. Family. Friends. They all change as you get older. But luckily some things in life ar...
by sharkdrivingabus
19 May 2017, 01:51
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Grim is the Best Myther of All Time:
Replies: 19
Views: 3894

Re: Grim is the Best Myther of All Time:

I, for one, am offended by flatline's racist and homophobic comments. I demand that grim appoint an independent commission to investigate these atrocities. Only grim can be trusted on such an important matter.
by sharkdrivingabus
11 May 2017, 03:09
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Grim is the Best Myther of All Time:
Replies: 19
Views: 3894

Re: Grim is the Best Myther of All Time:

I also enjoyed a good grimble in the wabe way back when.
by sharkdrivingabus
07 May 2017, 03:39
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Your stupid ass discord channel
Replies: 20
Views: 6169

Re: Your stupid ass discord channel

I demand the right to receive drunken grim messages. This is bullshit. Free grim.
by sharkdrivingabus
11 Feb 2017, 13:12
Forum: Gate of Storms
Topic: So, is the server dead now?
Replies: 6
Views: 4558

Re: So, is the server dead now?

I was reading through the Finland-specific emojis on Finland.fi

I think that this one helps me understand those guys way better. I miss you grim!!!
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by sharkdrivingabus
23 Nov 2016, 16:07
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Honkey: Here's What Your Boy Has Planned NEXT:
Replies: 37
Views: 7854

Re: Honkey: Here's What Your Boy Has Planned NEXT:

Seeker's intellectual laziness aside - from my perspective the issue isn't the length of your posts but the lack of coherence.
by sharkdrivingabus
15 Nov 2016, 12:37
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Show me the proof seeker says...
Replies: 30
Views: 6570

Re: Show me the proof seeker says...

Holy shit that was hard to follow. That's some Paris-level rambling you got going on, Honkey So basically, if I am to interpret this correctly, you're saying "I don't support him, but I'm glad his opponent lost"? What exactly do you think it means to support someone then? The latter part of your arg...
by sharkdrivingabus
12 Nov 2016, 01:21
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Show me the proof seeker says...
Replies: 30
Views: 6570

Re: Show me the proof seeker says...

I accept your sencerity on these issues honkey - but if you truly believe what you're saying then why do you support someone who made campaign promises to persecute people based on religion and race?
by sharkdrivingabus
08 Nov 2016, 22:01
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 6205

Re: TRUMPED

I still say it should have been Barney Frank.

FRANK AND STEIN!
FRANK AND STEIN!
by sharkdrivingabus
03 Nov 2016, 16:18
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: Care: '06 vs '16
Replies: 19
Views: 5273

Re: Care: '06 vs '16

Why does every thread degenerate into GKG arguing with someone? Chill out bro.
by sharkdrivingabus
29 Oct 2016, 19:45
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Dearest Dantski
Replies: 2
Views: 1408

Dearest Dantski

My Dearest Dantski:

I know that things have changed and we've grown apart, but you will always be Mr. Crypants to me. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Love,
TB
by sharkdrivingabus
17 Oct 2016, 01:16
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Greetings!
Replies: 6
Views: 2468

Re: Greetings!

Hello Yusuf. I think you're an asshole. Hope you learn how to stop being such a jerk someday.

Love-
TB
by sharkdrivingabus
19 Sep 2016, 11:53
Forum: Announcements
Topic: New Metaserver Accounts Options
Replies: 13
Views: 7001

Re: New Metaserver Accounts Options

Some of us are Luddites without steam accounts. What are the options for us?
by sharkdrivingabus
13 Sep 2016, 20:30
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: 1v1s to Decide Map Choices:
Replies: 15
Views: 4336

Re: 1v1s to Decide Map Choices:

Do that assassin waterfight one on the float/chest mesh.
by sharkdrivingabus
12 Sep 2016, 15:59
Forum: Godhead Articles
Topic: You were not better 10 years ago
Replies: 66
Views: 36598

Re: You were not better 10 years ago

Wow. It's been a while since a good drunken adrenaline meltdown.

Remember that time you got so wasted that your friends/roommates ditched you at the bar, and then you came home and shared your plans to lock them all out of the house with the whole lobby? Good stuff. Keep it coming.
by sharkdrivingabus
08 Sep 2016, 16:53
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: Cu Classic Player Trading Cards
Replies: 19
Views: 5734

Re: Cu Classic Player Trading Cards

I'd like one! I can add it to my collection!

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by sharkdrivingabus
08 Sep 2016, 16:38
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Myth used to be so serious
Replies: 4
Views: 1790

Re: Myth used to be so serious

Re-reading that Garrick/WTC thread after all this time is hilarious. It's been 9 years but it's still worth making a few points on this! 1) LOLMWC was a hilarious amount of fun for those who participated and didn't impact anything about the tourney itself. It's still so interesting to look back at t...
by sharkdrivingabus
08 Sep 2016, 00:16
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: New home for the forums
Replies: 59
Views: 13005

Re: New home for the forums

I saw a beta version and it is worth giving a chance. He was responsive to feedback which is always a good sign.
by sharkdrivingabus
06 Sep 2016, 12:03
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 7553

Re: How much money do you make?

I voted 150-200k but I'm right on the cusp. Depending on end of year bonuses, I'm either in 100-150k or 150-200k...so I rounded up ;)
by sharkdrivingabus
06 Sep 2016, 11:52
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: The Cu Classic official TA's
Replies: 51
Views: 9136

Re: The Cu Classic official TA's

Yessss! http://forum.gateofstorms.net/viewtopic ... 984#p28984

My TA is very accurate. Good job asmo.

Only one clarification: I had a brief and glorious 3 week return to myth in the summer. Now that it's after Labor Day, I am re-retired and will not be playing in the Cu classic.
by sharkdrivingabus
03 Sep 2016, 14:12
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Dearest Grimcock & Friends
Replies: 28
Views: 6627

Re: Dearest Grimcock & Friends

Clank came back! Cool! Now join discord with that link I sent you on FB!
by sharkdrivingabus
02 Sep 2016, 19:13
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: Update #2:
Replies: 11
Views: 3562

Re: Update #2:

Ehh I haven't played a ball game probably since 2007 so who knows. Main issue is that if you rush and collect, it can become campy quick.

I enjoy kotm but think that there should be the auto-end when one team gets all the flags - like in terries. Minor quibble really. Overall it's good.
by sharkdrivingabus
02 Sep 2016, 14:34
Forum: The Cu Classic
Topic: Update #2:
Replies: 11
Views: 3562

Re: Update #2:

I'm in partial agreement with adren. Definitely agree about the shit map issue. I would like to see a slightly bigger map pool than he suggested, but nothing with weird hacked units or unfamiliar trades. I completely agree about getting back to some of the other game types. I think that nearly every...
by sharkdrivingabus
24 Aug 2016, 18:10
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: We are not pushing the MWC Finals back 3 weeks
Replies: 34
Views: 7230

Re: We are not pushing the MWC Finals back 3 weeks

Adren is totally correct. Limp is convinced that Paris is a horrible TO and will use any Paris action as support for his belief. Asking team captains for their opinion and then responding to their wishes is not the sign of a bad TO. I agree that stringing the tourney out isn't ideal, but if all team...
by sharkdrivingabus
23 Aug 2016, 23:14
Forum: Myth World Cup 2016
Topic: We are not pushing the MWC Finals back 3 weeks
Replies: 34
Views: 7230

Re: We are not pushing the MWC Finals back 3 weeks

Why would you go off and flame him for asking you your opinion on scheduling? He didn't make a decree - he said "I'm thinking about this in response to concerns that have been raised -- what do you all think?" In the past people bitched about Paris making unilateral decisions. Now you're bitching ab...
by sharkdrivingabus
20 Aug 2016, 07:04
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Best Myth general managers ever
Replies: 44
Views: 6927

Re: Best Myth general managers ever

Hey bram. Sup?
by sharkdrivingabus
19 Aug 2016, 03:40
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: The Cu Classic (Fall Kickball Tournament):
Replies: 39
Views: 6937

Re: The Cu Classic (Fall Kickball Tournament):

This amount of drama calls for a bombay series: http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/publicite-en-d83e0a09df1ce429eaf22053b1848bcb.html http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/pub-en-eefdd80c57125748152cda77661e01fa.html http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/creation-en-6560eeaf4864a53ac91c0c642c31222e.html http...
by sharkdrivingabus
18 Aug 2016, 02:01
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: The Cu Classic (Fall Kickball Tournament):
Replies: 39
Views: 6937

Re: The Cu Classic (Fall Kickball Tournament):

I too feel confused and frustrated. Gkg and limp immediately got a forum for the alternate MWC - which was way more controversial than a fall post-MWC tourney. It's silly to have people do external registrations and posts at a different forum when we could keep everything centralized here. I strongl...
by sharkdrivingabus
13 Aug 2016, 19:06
Forum: Gate of Storms
Topic: Names
Replies: 2
Views: 2017

Names

What's the reasoning for removing the ability to change display names on the metaserver? I just started playing again and I miss that feature :(
by sharkdrivingabus
12 Aug 2016, 03:41
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Old Review from 2009
Replies: 9
Views: 2658

Re: Old Review from 2009

Seeker: you are too proudy with your pictures. I will have a new best friend too soon. Maybe Trev will be my new dark chocolate martini. Kirk: I can't believe you remember that. Gross day. Didn't have time to take a shower so I just rinsed off in the bathroom and went to class. I don't care what she...

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