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You're gonna have to do better than comparing me to our great president. What an insult. And that saint film was proven to be staged between Kirk and saint as a joke as shown in the comment section. I can't believe you guys still pass that around. The entire premise in the description is absurd to b...

Speaking of worst myth players of all time, seeker has amount to nothing other than being a mascot. I been retired due to classified reasons for 10 years and still i kick your ass when I come back one day. Then you're going to cry and go back into "I'm content to be a noob " mode, whatever kind of b...

People that continue to underestimate individual unit skill have no business evaluating talent at any level of myth.

14th annual dwarf/fetch/souls olympics Description: The olympics are an invite only myth tournament that has been running for 14 years now. It has flown relatively under the radar since the invitations are very stringent. Typical invitations go out to professionals players only such as myself, ryan ...

Adrenaline does because he's a tard.

You know exactly what I'm talking about:

<adrenaline> 1v1 in 30 minutes... I just gotta ride my bicycle home from work.

Maybe you should write to Burger King corporate and request access.

You still riding that bicycle, Lance, or did you realize that you'd die a virgin?

Rembrandt couldn't have painted a better portrait of you, Lance.

Was that English? The real question is who the fuck are you?

You want to find out if is really me you can go on aol instant messenger.

1) Go back to myth bbq and fall asleep in a pile of 2 ball mythers.
2) 1v1 soulless or stfu.

Homer, there are 20 people left playing and you still aren't a 3 baller.

Did this ever happen? Because there are a few truths to this:

1) Homer sucks
2) Grim is a big bitch.

Ghengis is now a 5 baller? Wtf have you guys let happen to this game? He was a borderline 3 baller the last time I played:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotjVkADCH0

Do you want me to out dwarf you 1v1 and when you don't hit me once you will know for sure?

I am just curious if you noobs have graduated from this game to more serious games. Or are you still hanging on to this because its all you know while others are making money on real games?

Are you guys having fun playing still?