Hey Adren (Part 1)
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 01:29
Dearest Adren,
It wasn't your fault you were born stoopid. God made you this way so that when you grew up, you'd be the laughing stock of the entire Myth community with your easy-to-deceive tendencies and inability to use sound, rational thinking. My favorite part about you is that you have an excuse rollodex for every situation that could ever happen while playing this game. Over the past few weeks, you have seemingly played me in a few "1v1s" that stemmed from talking a bit of trash. I'd like to clear up a few things about what exactly happened.
When I decided I wanted to start playing competitively again, and noticed you talking shit about me, I thought it would be absolutely hilarious to punk you out. I got together with a couple Myth buddies, and we all decided, what better way to piss off adren than to pretend play him in some 1v1s. I know it infuriates you to no end when I refuse to play you in a 1v1 because you know damn well I've won well over 90% of our head-to-head matchups. This was the end goal.
I trained up said fellow Myther for a couple weeks and played a few select maps I thought he would have the best chance at beating you in. I kept it simple; I told him to get rush units, maximize melee, and hope for the best. I know said person did not have a chance at going toe-to-toe with you in terms of microing ability, therefore, simple was the route chosen. After spending some time doing those, we decided to give it a go. It may have seemed like I was dodging you in your 1v1 requests, but really it was because the other person was not available at the time to participate.
Did you play those 6 1v1 games against my account? Yes, you did. Did you actually play me in any of them? No, you didn't. In fact I wasn't even present for a single one of them. I did enjoy watching the films though. A few of which came down to the wire pretty close; i.e. you struggled in them.
When the timing was right, I would coax you into the 1v1, then I would have the unassumed party sign into my account, simultaneously kicking me off the server without ever showing that I logged off. I signed back into Myth under the guise of a guest account and a fake name (Simple Jack). You even acknowledged you saw me in one of the games when I joined, but I dropped at the start to not arouse any suspicion...(adren ~we lost the retard).
Then came some ensuing debates about the person using my account pretending to be me, and then making hysterical excuses for some of the losses, including indicating the account was hacked and being used by someone else. (Half true, as you'll soon find out).
I even posted a thread on the forums dropping a hint under my own name that perhaps my account was hacked, and I needed to change my password. Yet still, you took the bait, and were thoroughly convinced you had been playing me in those select games.
Well Adren, today is your lucky day, as I'm about to reveal the contender you were ACTUALLY playing against. Just because, you know, I wanted to remind you that you are NOT an elite level player, and have absolutely NO chance of ever beating me in a single 1v1 ever again. I wanted the Myth community to see the imposter that you are, bashing newbs and claiming to be an elite player.
The person that you fought in those games, struggled against in some, and even lost 1, is no other than Myth's current most disliked persona... PSALM. AKA JUDGEMENTAL ILLNESS.
LOL ADREN, HOW MAD ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF 1-10? Me, psalm, pogue, and a few others had a great laugh on discord discussing the success of the entire operation.
That's right folks, even PSALM can give adrenaline a ride for his money at a duel, and the dude plays nothing but ww2 non stop.
In summary, adren can suck a big fat dick, and continue holding my massive testis while I prepare to absolutely roll over him in yet another MWC.
It wasn't your fault you were born stoopid. God made you this way so that when you grew up, you'd be the laughing stock of the entire Myth community with your easy-to-deceive tendencies and inability to use sound, rational thinking. My favorite part about you is that you have an excuse rollodex for every situation that could ever happen while playing this game. Over the past few weeks, you have seemingly played me in a few "1v1s" that stemmed from talking a bit of trash. I'd like to clear up a few things about what exactly happened.
When I decided I wanted to start playing competitively again, and noticed you talking shit about me, I thought it would be absolutely hilarious to punk you out. I got together with a couple Myth buddies, and we all decided, what better way to piss off adren than to pretend play him in some 1v1s. I know it infuriates you to no end when I refuse to play you in a 1v1 because you know damn well I've won well over 90% of our head-to-head matchups. This was the end goal.
I trained up said fellow Myther for a couple weeks and played a few select maps I thought he would have the best chance at beating you in. I kept it simple; I told him to get rush units, maximize melee, and hope for the best. I know said person did not have a chance at going toe-to-toe with you in terms of microing ability, therefore, simple was the route chosen. After spending some time doing those, we decided to give it a go. It may have seemed like I was dodging you in your 1v1 requests, but really it was because the other person was not available at the time to participate.
Did you play those 6 1v1 games against my account? Yes, you did. Did you actually play me in any of them? No, you didn't. In fact I wasn't even present for a single one of them. I did enjoy watching the films though. A few of which came down to the wire pretty close; i.e. you struggled in them.
When the timing was right, I would coax you into the 1v1, then I would have the unassumed party sign into my account, simultaneously kicking me off the server without ever showing that I logged off. I signed back into Myth under the guise of a guest account and a fake name (Simple Jack). You even acknowledged you saw me in one of the games when I joined, but I dropped at the start to not arouse any suspicion...(adren ~we lost the retard).
Then came some ensuing debates about the person using my account pretending to be me, and then making hysterical excuses for some of the losses, including indicating the account was hacked and being used by someone else. (Half true, as you'll soon find out).
I even posted a thread on the forums dropping a hint under my own name that perhaps my account was hacked, and I needed to change my password. Yet still, you took the bait, and were thoroughly convinced you had been playing me in those select games.
Well Adren, today is your lucky day, as I'm about to reveal the contender you were ACTUALLY playing against. Just because, you know, I wanted to remind you that you are NOT an elite level player, and have absolutely NO chance of ever beating me in a single 1v1 ever again. I wanted the Myth community to see the imposter that you are, bashing newbs and claiming to be an elite player.
The person that you fought in those games, struggled against in some, and even lost 1, is no other than Myth's current most disliked persona... PSALM. AKA JUDGEMENTAL ILLNESS.
LOL ADREN, HOW MAD ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF 1-10? Me, psalm, pogue, and a few others had a great laugh on discord discussing the success of the entire operation.
That's right folks, even PSALM can give adrenaline a ride for his money at a duel, and the dude plays nothing but ww2 non stop.
In summary, adren can suck a big fat dick, and continue holding my massive testis while I prepare to absolutely roll over him in yet another MWC.
