Myrgard

I’ve been away doing godcops things for a long time. Too long. In fact, so long I forgot you fags existed.

like a fuckn cockroach myth just keeps on goin, with yall continuing to cash your Myth paychecks every month like a bunch of amateurs. luckily i invested early and have been living LARGE off my early Myth investments. but like any good instrument, the payscale needs to be recalibrated, hence the reason for my return.


and first up is THE SINGLE GREATEST HYPE THREAD OF 2016!!

brought to you by my patented dwarfing gloves and the lovable gfgg whore newskin


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!111 THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

THE GREATEST HYPE THREAD OF 2016: AKIRA VS ASMO




“Good evening ladies and germs this is NEWSKIN, reporting live from a mobile phone in jail. The real question on everyone’s mind tonight: in a best of 11 heads up battle with $50 on the line, who will make an ass out of whom? "

Below are the details:

Best of 11 games, played continuously if possible

• - Alternating map picks
  - neutral party flips for 1st pick
  - no map repeats
  - 3rd party maps ok (no bugs or sketchy shit)
  - If Akira wins, Asmo donates $50.00 to http://www.juniorcenter.org/support.html
  - If Asmo wins, Akira donates $50.00 to Asmo.
  - Match date to be decided in this thread

Will it be the mormon mangler with Ass already in his name!?









Or will it be the ragey rainman who is grossly overstepping his paygrade?!




CAST YOUR VOTE

AND LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBEELELELLELELELEEEEEE!!!

I'm good for whenever this week other than during my MWC match on Saturday night(8pm Est - 10 est) or Sunday.

The earliest I can do this is Aug 6th. Want to do early morning that Saturday, say 11am PST?

akira wrote:The earliest I can do this is Aug 6th. Want to do early morning that Saturday, say 11am PST?

That's pretty far out to know my plans for sure, but as of right now it should work.

More hyped for this than MWC.

asmodian is just notoriously and indefinitely terrible at myth so pretty much anyone is capable of beating him. If you can click once mid and let your units auto, you are guaranteed to win.

GO WITH THE SMO

Akria all the way.

Lets just get this over with tomorrow. You are clearly the favorite based on the poll. You don't need practice.

don't let akira host when he is losing badly he will host drop

Asmodian wrote:Lets just get this over with tomorrow. You are clearly the favorite based on the poll. You don't need practice.

nope.

Assmo, as we discussed on Myth, i might be out of town this Saturday. That's looking like a strong possibility, so I would like to reschedule this for a different time. Details to follow

Definitely going to be out of town this weekend.

Other times that work for me:

- Thurs night this week
- mon/weds night next week
- next Saturday

Do any of those times work for you asmo?

Thursday, 8/4/16, 7pm PST is the proposed match time

Asmo said EST in his initial proposal.

There is no accord right now.

Asmo? tonight? 7pm PST? that work for you?

I'll try to be there.

Aaaand down goes akira in the face of the smo in not so close fashion 6-2. Akira promptly paid his $50 to smo, uninstalled myth and retired forever.

Smo also cleaned house out ratking 4-2. The haters were proven wrong once again. Syn droppin like flies around here.

So much confidence evaporated once words had to be backed up.

Is it possible that the smo is better than the entire syn roster?

I think it's widly known you were playing on Asmodians account and vice versa.

Giant Killer General wrote:Is it possible that the smo is better than the entire syn roster?

depends if you count secondary roster. i think smo vs rawr could be interesting. wasn't that how all this started anyways?

switch wrote:I think it's widly known you were playing on Asmodians account and vice versa.

oh it's widely known yet you are the first person to accuse such a thing. even akira and rat would never dream of making such an accusation. I was in the game watching, and anyone watching in game at the time, or the films now could easily tell that was not me playing. if I had played I would have swept them both easily. So then I also intentionally played below my level to fake it? I couldn't fake playing like that even if I had wanted to.

you are either being dumb or trolling. if dumb, then feel free to ask punkuser to look at the ip logs on the server for our accounts if you want proof. Never dummied or cheated like that in myth in my life.

In case there is actually any legitimate doubt, it's very unlikely that anyone else was playing on Asmo's account for these games specifically. Congrats to Asmo for the win here; props for everyone coming to play the games in any case.

CONGRATULATIONS ASMODIAN!



1V1 CHAMPION OF 2016

Ska didn't even play, yet he is clearly the victor here.

This is 2016 Ska.

All gifs need to be animated.

Get back into your jail cell and stay there. *Commences beating ska until he complies.* This hurts me more than you ska.