things that annoy you
Posted: 08 Jan 2016, 08:34
weather reporters being referred to as meteorologists. meteorologists have actual scientific qualifications that require study and intelligence. weather reporters are nothing more than clowns reading off a teleprompter, only requirement is basic literacy to read the temperatures from the screen.
assclowns who press the road crossing button 10 times as if the first 9 didnt count.
women who wear those ridiculously large sunglasses so you cant recognise them. how the fuck that god awful trend ever became fashionable boggles the mind. should be an on the spot $250 fine.
women who wear leggings.
instagram. anyone using 2015 technology to make your awful photos look as if they were taken by a cheap shitty 1970s polaroid camera deserves to be shot in the face, or at the very least imprisoned for 5 years.
social media in general. twitter is worst culprit designed for 16 year old girls with sub-60 IQs. snapchat running a close 2nd.
food porn (those dickheads who take photos of their food before eating it and post it to their social media accounts). anyone caught doing this should have their food thrown on them and their phone smashed.
people who take selfies. anyone caught taking a selfie should have their phone smashed and be fined $500 for a vain dick.
feminists. feminism in 2015 should be a criminal offence punishable by 10 years imprisonment.
mexico.
apple fanboys. punching them in the face should be legal for openly, unashamedly expressing their faggotry. sometimes, however, there is some beautiful poetic justice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjaxxC2bys0.
people who think drug use/sale/production should be illegal. its your own body and if you want to roll the dice thats your own business, no one elses.
happy couples.
disabled people's car spaces. the vast majority of disabilities do not render the person incapable of walking the extra few metres to the shop entrance. priority car spaces should go to those who genuinely need them, e.g women http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... ng-6169510
live theatre. god that shit bores you till you want to scratch your eyeballs out.
people who pretend to enjoy the TASTE of ANY form of alcohol. be it beer, wine, spirits, there are plenty of good reasons to drink booze. TASTE is NOT one of them.
emotional women
people who fall for obvious scams
attractive women who refuse to let you have sex with them without risking a rape charge
gambling
people who dont like alcoholics. all the most interesting and fun people i know are hopeless drunks or functional alcoholics. only a small minority give the rest a bad name through violence etc. tea-totalling wankers are just boring ass sods.
women being allowed to vote. most economic, social, criminal problems would be solved by revoking women's enfranchisement.
mickey mouse university courses, e.g women's studies, liberal arts courses, psychological courses
when youre getting your prostate examined by a hot female doctor and you can help but get a hard on when she sticks her finger up your arse and you have to apologise
chuggers (charity muggers - those fags begging for money for some bullshit charity)
all forms of autoplay on websites. all software developers involved with the development of autoplay ought to be executed via being hung, drawn and quartered.
assclowns who press the road crossing button 10 times as if the first 9 didnt count.
women who wear those ridiculously large sunglasses so you cant recognise them. how the fuck that god awful trend ever became fashionable boggles the mind. should be an on the spot $250 fine.
women who wear leggings.
instagram. anyone using 2015 technology to make your awful photos look as if they were taken by a cheap shitty 1970s polaroid camera deserves to be shot in the face, or at the very least imprisoned for 5 years.
social media in general. twitter is worst culprit designed for 16 year old girls with sub-60 IQs. snapchat running a close 2nd.
food porn (those dickheads who take photos of their food before eating it and post it to their social media accounts). anyone caught doing this should have their food thrown on them and their phone smashed.
people who take selfies. anyone caught taking a selfie should have their phone smashed and be fined $500 for a vain dick.
feminists. feminism in 2015 should be a criminal offence punishable by 10 years imprisonment.
mexico.
apple fanboys. punching them in the face should be legal for openly, unashamedly expressing their faggotry. sometimes, however, there is some beautiful poetic justice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjaxxC2bys0.
people who think drug use/sale/production should be illegal. its your own body and if you want to roll the dice thats your own business, no one elses.
happy couples.
disabled people's car spaces. the vast majority of disabilities do not render the person incapable of walking the extra few metres to the shop entrance. priority car spaces should go to those who genuinely need them, e.g women http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... ng-6169510
live theatre. god that shit bores you till you want to scratch your eyeballs out.
people who pretend to enjoy the TASTE of ANY form of alcohol. be it beer, wine, spirits, there are plenty of good reasons to drink booze. TASTE is NOT one of them.
emotional women
people who fall for obvious scams
attractive women who refuse to let you have sex with them without risking a rape charge
gambling
people who dont like alcoholics. all the most interesting and fun people i know are hopeless drunks or functional alcoholics. only a small minority give the rest a bad name through violence etc. tea-totalling wankers are just boring ass sods.
women being allowed to vote. most economic, social, criminal problems would be solved by revoking women's enfranchisement.
mickey mouse university courses, e.g women's studies, liberal arts courses, psychological courses
when youre getting your prostate examined by a hot female doctor and you can help but get a hard on when she sticks her finger up your arse and you have to apologise
chuggers (charity muggers - those fags begging for money for some bullshit charity)
all forms of autoplay on websites. all software developers involved with the development of autoplay ought to be executed via being hung, drawn and quartered.
