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How to play myth and masturbate at the same time!
By Paris
How is it even possible ??

In this guide i will teach you the tricks to play myth 2 well and masturbate ! It is very easy!! Believe me!
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I Will update this guide as fast as i learn new skills or new techniques!


Ok here are the steps to do it!
Step 1. You have to master the skill of masturbating with your left hand or moving mouse with your left hand!
Step 2. When you have mastered the step 1 you have to learn to use click with your mouse.
Step 2.2. (optional) Just dont click.
Step 3. Now when you have learned to use clicking and move your screen with mouse you can start and practise masturbating at the same time, it might be hard for the first time.
Step 3.2. If you have a secound monitor you can have something to speed up getting the pleasure.
Step 4. Now when you can do it pretty well you can teach your friends and be their master!


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I just read the guide rules again and i can not find any rule that im breaking. Only rule that i may have broken with this guide is that guides can not be inappropriate AND i do not see this inappropriate! You do not have to say that you reported this guide, you only spam the comments. If any moderator sees this as inappropriate please contact me! Thank you, im out!

no one likes you paris

Taking a massive shit while playing myth is a far greater skill. Balancing the laptop on your lap, avoiding being knocked out by the stink, wiping your ass, and making sure your legs don't kick out when you unleash a 7 inch long turd into the bowl like a torpedo causing the laptop to go flying and smash into a million pieces on the linoleum. That requires true skill.

need some instructional pictures plz

i take a shit and myth all the time. thats why i dont give 2 shits LOL

par73 wrote:How to play myth and masturbate at the same time!
Ok here are the steps to do it!
Step 1. You have to master the skill of masturbating with your left hand or moving mouse with your left hand!
Step 2. When you have mastered the step 1 you have to learn to use click with your mouse.
Step 2.2. (optional) Just dont click.
Step 3. Now when you have learned to use clicking and move your screen with mouse you can start and practise masturbating at the same time, it might be hard for the first time.
Step 3.2. If you have a secound monitor you can have something to speed up getting the pleasure.
Step 4. Now when you can do it pretty well you can teach your friends and be their master!

improved version of Paris' technique.
Step 1. You can skip steps 1 and 2 by using your penis tip to control the mouse. A mild adhesive sticking your tip to the mouse button will assist with this, while flexing your shaft to click the mouse. For those of you with micro-penises like Renwood this may not work and you may have to use Paris' technique. This will give you 2 free hands, one for pressing control or fondling your ballsack for increased stimulation and the other for finer camera control with WASDZX etc keys.
Step 2. You do not need a second monitor if you replace the image collection tags with screenshots from your favourite pornstars scenes. I like replacing the trow tags with scenes of mia malkova getting mandingo bukkake'd with her mother watching on and gaping creampies, it is of great assistance.
Step 3. Once you have mastered the art of mythterbation, and, like Pogue, you happen to be of the homosexually inclined, you can help speed up teaching your friends to do the same (although for this, you will need friends, unlike Pogue) by using your own penis to control his mouse while he rubs you off.