Myrgard

So many over the years, but this is still my personal favorite:

LOL so gold. What about the part where he says "Seriously they had like 2-3 of them"

I WONDER WHO MCRIBIDON IS LOL. ORANGE GUY RAPING MYRK LOL GG.

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:LOL so gold. What about the part where he says "Seriously they had like 2-3 of them"

LOL I forgot that part. Should have really just made this an Adren exclusive thread considering some of his gems over the years.

i was probably really high or drunk at the time... usually was.

adrenaline wrote:i was probably really high or drunk at the time... usually was.

Here's another one.

Haha. I forgot Adren's, "I need to go wash my hands, keyboard is so sticky." Dude is a treasure trove lol.

Pogue wrote:Haha. I forgot Adren's, "I need to go wash my hands.... just gave my bro roommate a massage" Dude is a treasure trove lol.

fixed.

also when he dropped out of a 1v1 where i raped him and he said "yeah i can't play on this 11" netbook" then proceeded to take pictures of a random laptop just to show he wasn't lying. was prob just his backup and pretended like he was playing on it because he was getting rolled.

it was actually an 8.5" netbook. and I was actually playing on it with a mini-mouse. i had to replace the mobo in my desktop so it was all i had. i played a mwc match on it, too. i did not do well.

the massage oil was no bullshit either. and my roommate was a hot female.

also, those aren't even the best excuses i've used.

oh look at you withholding your best excuse !

I would've never remembered something small like that. You must've used it too much.

masterful, dantski

I heard you've gotten really fat lately, Adren.

It's probably from all that sausage he has been eating.

I fear you are correct, Grim. Haven't left my house in weeks... can no longer fit through the doors. I've even had to have a keyboard custom built to type this message.

adrenaline wrote:I fear you are correct, Grim. Haven't left my house in weeks... can no longer fit through the doors. I've even had to have a keyboard custom built to type this message.

This'll be the new Stonehenge in 5000 more years.

There's probably a "Myrk was here" message scratched onto the space bar.

*Gnawed into the spacebar

Best excuse ever- "Hand slipped off Mouse cause i was giving a massage" - Adren.

Adren wins 1-10 in this category and is one of the reasons i found him an entertaining player.