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POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 16 Mar 2015, 04:01
by BIG KROK V8 SS
None of this stupid switch youtube videos or bagr's shitty grammar stuff.
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Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 17 Mar 2015, 18:45
by shadow
leel
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 27 Mar 2015, 22:16
by vigor
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
‘One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,’ said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery, so he slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, ‘One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me…’
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
‘Come here quick,’ said the boy, ‘you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!’
The man said, ‘Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk. When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, ‘One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.’ The old man whispered, ‘Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord!
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, ‘One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done…’
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 03 Apr 2015, 16:53
by Hadzenegger
Why did no one respond tl;dr to vigor? You phaggots are so soft
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 03 Apr 2015, 17:06
by shadow
Hadzenegger wrote:Why did no one respond tl;dr to vigor? You phaggots are so soft
stfu muscle queen
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 05 Apr 2015, 03:16
by Hadzenegger
Lolki
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 02:15
by valentine
Hadzenegger wrote:Lolki

Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 02:21
by valentine
lolki playing myth with the big boys

Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 10 Apr 2015, 17:10
by shadow
valentine ~ ... playing with big boys
bitch plz
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 06 May 2015, 04:40
by Two Smoking Guns
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 06 May 2015, 07:16
by drunken_deer
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 08 May 2015, 02:57
by Two Smoking Guns
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Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 12 May 2015, 04:19
by Two Smoking Guns
Re: POST ACTUAL FUNNY SHIT HERE
Posted: 18 May 2015, 01:46
by Two Smoking Guns