Myrgard

In this dark age of myth, it's hard to find a reg game. Then, in the slight chance there is a game, it is hosted by somebody with down syndrome and with next to no concept of how to host. Let us run through some examples:

Malsleizure:



In all fairness he hosts some decent games...in between hosting hot springs lmoth almost EVERY SECOND FUCKING GAME then when someone calls him on his bullshit he will host drop or boot them, or host a plugin that NO ONE fucking has to be cute. RETARD.

Two Smoking Guns:



Senile idiot who usually hosts autohost. This is very considerate of him, except that his autohost runs through the same 3 maps: Gyre, Desert, and Spiderweb. What the fuck....If you're going to autohost at least pick more than 3 goddamn maps, you retarded pensioner.

Obelix:



This dumb dago douche thinks that everyone enjoys TFL dorf riot, flag rally on random maps no one plays for a reason, and deathmatch.....fucking deathmatch.....

DMSO:



This host lags more than any I think I have ever encountered, pretty sure this dude is still on Windows 95 with 56k modem. I hope that this guy is always high when he's online because there really is no other way to explain his sheer stupidity.

ALL OF THE ABOVE LOL KEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNZ

if lord scary owl could host, he'd be the worst.

why is obelix on this list? a bombing on the wall is a classic map, balance is overrated

LOL WTF is that?!

sasper wrote:why is obelix on this list? a bombing on the wall is a classic map, balance is overrated

I love how you know the exact map I was referencing.

Yea but who is the best host? The host with the Toast.

TSG is the worst host on MYTH.


Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

shadow wrote: Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

Sad but true.

Thanks Val. If i could host it probably wouldnt be bad.

I'm honestly shocked that Obelix has only gotten 1 vote. He is fucking atrocious. Arguably worse than TSG and Malsleizure combined.

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:ALL OF THE ABOVE LOL KEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNZ

You like to use ebonics and have quite curly hair.
Does octoroon mean anything to you?

How old are you again, 60? Why are you so bad at myth though? I just don't get how someone could be so perpetually bad at myth for decades, you old sack of shit.

I am just kidding you, hope you realize.

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shadow wrote:TSG is the worst host on MYTH.


Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

So can I put you down as a vote for me?

I just need one more to break the tie here!

Two Smoking Guns wrote:

shadow wrote:TSG is the worst host on MYTH.


Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

So can I put you down as a vote for me?

I just need one more to break the tie here!

I wonder how long it will be before TSG decides to completely change this post like he did his first one.

shadow wrote:TSG is the worst host on MYTH.


Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

This from a tard that has, to my knowledge, never hosted a game.

Really hurts my feelings!

Two Smoking Guns wrote:

shadow wrote:TSG is the worst host on MYTH.


Currently, only Garrick are acceptable host.

This from a tard that has, to my knowledge, never hosted a game.

Really hurts my feelings!

Never hosted a game? Ummmm..... not on GoS because my new connection would just lag for everyone, but on Marius I probably hosted more 16 player games in one month than you ever have. Good try though.

I replied to shadow not you pogue.

I take any excuse to argue.

fuck you that was MY excuse to argue you fucking piece of shit bosnian canuck fuck.

I'm surprised you have remembered this thread. Do you have sticky notes all over your computer or something?

Here, I'm sure none of your poker buddies at the home will notice anything:

2SG is probably the best host on myth now :/ malsleisuzre's permakoth 4 map rotation is easily then worst and needs to be banned from hosting. obelix's bombing on the wall fr isn't even worth talking about.

occasionally ruin is around and is capable of non retarded hosting.

yeh ask Obelix to host a koth or lmoth is hillarious, he hates anything that involves him getting into the thick of it.