Myrgard

Split half an oak tree today by hand. Inbox me if you want the shirtless pics of me afterwards

yo can you send me some of that oak? need to restock

Kirk stop making the rest of us look bad

But since I AM renWOOD, and have a massive cock, I already own enough wood.

looks like the tree was barely 10 inches thick... pretty young oak. i've split a hell of a lot more than that in a day... but it was birch.... which is still a pretty hard wood. i look a lot better than you topless, too.

adrenaline wrote:looks like the tree was barely 10 inches thick... pretty young oak. i've split a hell of a lot more than that in a day... but it was birch.... which is still a pretty hard wood. i look a lot better than you topless, too.

Actually the oak tree was 48" in diameter at the base. It was enormous. That is not the entire tree.

And no you don't, I'm a beast. You are like 47 years old with saggy man tits.

hard to believe that was 48" in diameter at the base, those wheels are likely closer to 48" in diameter

did you throw those base pieces out of your pile or already burn them green?

calling bullshit, as it is virtually impossible to split a 48" oak log without a mechanical splitter or multiple wedges and a sledgehammer. You probably wouldn't even be able to lift one. And I 100% guarantee I am more physically fit that you.

And I like how u edited your post to say HALF an oak instead of ENTIRE TREE... LOL.

My 67 year old uncle who lives in the country can split that much wood in under 90 mins. That's nothing to brag about brah.

Pogue wrote:My 67 year old uncle who lives in the country can split that much wood in under 90 mins. That's nothing to brag about brah.

And you can't. So that means me > you. Fucking bosnian.

adrenaline wrote:calling bullshit, as it is virtually impossible to split a 48" oak log without a mechanical splitter or multiple wedges and a sledgehammer. You probably wouldn't even be able to lift one. And I 100% guarantee I am more physically fit that you.

And I like how u edited your post to say HALF an oak instead of ENTIRE TREE... LOL.

I just fucking told you that it wasn't the entire tree. My post even says its not. I will take a picture of the trunk that is leftover with an object for size. The first 30 feet of the tree was burned. I cut up the rest.

your original post said entire tree... until you edited it lol.

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:

Pogue wrote:My 67 year old uncle who lives in the country can split that much wood in under 90 mins. That's nothing to brag about brah.

And you can't. So that means me > you. Fucking bosnian.

Why exactly would I be chopping firewood? I don't live in a cabin ya hick.

It's also spelt, "Bostonian."

Pogue wrote:

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:

Pogue wrote:My 67 year old uncle who lives in the country can split that much wood in under 90 mins. That's nothing to brag about brah.

And you can't. So that means me > you. Fucking bosnian.

Why exactly would I be chopping firewood? I don't live in a cabin ya hick.

It's also spelt, "Bostonian."

I meant Bosnian. LOL. Spelt is also not a word. LOL.

I have natural gas heating. What man wouldn't enjoy making wood fires during the winter months though? Maybe you, pussy LOL.

pogue gunna keep talking back, he usually has shirtless pics by now

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote: Spelt is also not a word. LOL.

In correct English (British/Australian), spelt is perfectly correct. Even in American English, spelt is still a word, just means something else. But the U.S is still trying to learn things like the decimal system, so we can't expect too much from them.

shut up sasper, you can't spelt for shit

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:Split half an oak tree today by hand. Inbox me if you want the shirtless pics of me afterwards

oh cmon krokky
5'5 tall guy with short shoulders is are Mr. Oak's Shredder ? Such a bs.
even 180 lbs ectomorph adren looks like athlete against you

LKJOLOLOKOKOL STFU TOILET CONAN

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:LKJOLOLOKOKOL STFU TOILET CONAN

BUT TOILET CONAN IS YOU
LOLKLOL
TIME TO GLOGGIN KROK

i have 10 black people that split wood for me

LOOL. the fact you still have that pic saved..

someone please combine these 2 pictures and make them so i can cry laughing at what you make.

myth is so dead people are arguing about splitting wood.

Chohan wrote:myth is so dead people are arguing about splitting wood.

got to make the barrels to scrape from somewhere ;p