Myrgard

Please post your favourite and/or the most noticeable ones you have ever heard, for our amusement.
Example: I was playing left handed (KROK)

the classic trackpad pre-excuse

I could write a book on this subject lol

"hand slipped off mouse... was giving roommate a massage and had oil on my hands" -- ppl loved this one and have brought it up for years now... but the fact is that it actually happened lol. i really did have massage oil on my hands, and it was incredibly difficult to hold onto the damn thing! side note: I was living with an incredibly hot female at the time (for 6 yrs actually)... just for clarification.

and yes, the trackpad/touchpad excuse is terrible... if you are on a touchpad, just don't play myth.

GKG~ I just don't care.

Playing left handed is a fact, not an excuse. My excuse is that i dont try in all the games i play. LOL

trackpad is worth 1/2 - 1 ball lower. i always use trackpad cause laptops are so much more convenient than desktops, even if it makes you horrible at playing.

I think actually not paying attention has long been my favorite.

drugs/alcohol is pretty weak

sasper wrote:trackpad is worth 1/2 - 1 ball lower. i always use trackpad cause laptops are so much more convenient than desktops, even if it makes you horrible at playing.

You are aware that you can plug a mouse into a laptop, right?

too lazy

sasper wrote:too lazy

I dunno man, opening up a laptop lid seems like a lot more work than just... sitting down

rabican's infamous "meh"

-Man I'm so drunk I don't even care it's just a game (followed by un-ironically bitching at other people for screwing up seconds later).

-You had a bigger army than me, must be a glitch (after they've maxed their wights and ghols).

-[newest player in the room] sucks (Follows experienced player losing, really great when new player had ~2% of the units).

-I don't really try when I play you.

lag

Silent wrote:-I don't really try when I play you.

That is ballsy.

FRONZE!

What about the UBER famous MWC from like 2007 where the dog pulled the net cord out of the host's router right when the team started losing.