A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
I’ve been away doing godcops things for a long time. Too long. In fact, so long I forgot you fags existed.
like a fuckn cockroach myth just keeps on goin, with yall continuing to cash your Myth paychecks every month like a bunch of amateurs. luckily i invested early and have been living LARGE off my early Myth investments. but like any good instrument, the payscale needs to be recalibrated, hence the reason for my return.
and first up is THE SINGLE GREATEST HYPE THREAD OF 2016!!
brought to you by my patented dwarfing gloves and the lovable gfgg whore newskin
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!111 THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
THE GREATEST HYPE THREAD OF 2016: AKIRA VS ASMO
“Good evening ladies and germs this is NEWSKIN, reporting live from a mobile phone in jail. The real question on everyone’s mind tonight: in a best of 11 heads up battle with $50 on the line, who will make an ass out of whom? "
Below are the details:
Best of 11 games, played continuously if possible
- Alternating map picks
- neutral party flips for 1st pick
- no map repeats
- 3rd party maps ok (no bugs or sketchy shit)
- If Akira wins, Asmo donates $50.00 to http://www.juniorcenter.org/support.html
- If Asmo wins, Akira donates $50.00 to Asmo.
- Match date to be decided in this thread
Will it be the mormon mangler with Ass already in his name!?
Or will it be the ragey rainman who is grossly overstepping his paygrade?!
CAST YOUR VOTE
AND LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBEELELELLELELELEEEEEE!!!
asmodian is just notoriously and indefinitely terrible at myth so pretty much anyone is capable of beating him. If you can click once mid and let your units auto, you are guaranteed to win.
Assmo, as we discussed on Myth, i might be out of town this Saturday. That's looking like a strong possibility, so I would like to reschedule this for a different time. Details to follow
switch wrote:I think it's widly known you were playing on Asmodians account and vice versa.
oh it's widely known yet you are the first person to accuse such a thing. even akira and rat would never dream of making such an accusation. I was in the game watching, and anyone watching in game at the time, or the films now could easily tell that was not me playing. if I had played I would have swept them both easily. So then I also intentionally played below my level to fake it? I couldn't fake playing like that even if I had wanted to.
you are either being dumb or trolling. if dumb, then feel free to ask punkuser to look at the ip logs on the server for our accounts if you want proof. Never dummied or cheated like that in myth in my life.
In case there is actually any legitimate doubt, it's very unlikely that anyone else was playing on Asmo's account for these games specifically. Congrats to Asmo for the win here; props for everyone coming to play the games in any case.