Draft Tournament Teams (STARS THIS SUNDAY)
Draft Tournament Teams (STARS THIS SUNDAY)
Due to a lack of suitable players interested in captaining I decided to rank the players 1-40 on a big board and then kickball those teams in order based on their rank.
Team 1 - How to Survive Suicide
Cruniac
Adrenaline + Captain (they come together)
Lizardking
Browning
Shadow
Thalander
Toxyn
killer007
Lord--owl
Viaahn
Team 2 - Tirriannosaurus Rex
Tirri
paris
ratking
Homer
Dac
Zak
Flatline
killerking
Sasper
Gabba
Team 3 - Hakuna Matata
Arzenic
Dantski
Limp
Myrk
Pk
Hmp
Valentine
Pallidice
Switch
Two Smoking Guns
Team 4 - Now watch me chimp watch me Nae Nae
Gekko
Asmodian
Chron
Rawr
Slate
Argos
nitro
Akira
Doom*
The Bear Jew*
Team 1 - How to Survive Suicide
Cruniac
Adrenaline + Captain (they come together)
Lizardking
Browning
Shadow
Thalander
Toxyn
killer007
Lord--owl
Viaahn
Team 2 - Tirriannosaurus Rex
Tirri
paris
ratking
Homer
Dac
Zak
Flatline
killerking
Sasper
Gabba
Team 3 - Hakuna Matata
Arzenic
Dantski
Limp
Myrk
Pk
Hmp
Valentine
Pallidice
Switch
Two Smoking Guns
Team 4 - Now watch me chimp watch me Nae Nae
Gekko
Asmodian
Chron
Rawr
Slate
Argos
nitro
Akira
Doom*
The Bear Jew*
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awesome, asmo please let my team know ill be missing the first week due to vacation but WILL make the following matches for sure.
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this looks radical
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thalander is playing? My team is sick awsome, although we should be:
Chimp Radish not Chimpotle
Chimp Radish not Chimpotle
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I demand a trade.
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I guess I should see if my M2 CD still works.
Also was I seriously ranked 6th?
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Also was I seriously ranked 6th?
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Out of town this weekend, won't be making it.
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Can my team be renamed to "Cruniac, Shadow and 7 people will never show up"
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the pre-excuses are already coming showing that care is at an ultimate high. this is going to be awesome. watch our team juggernaut to victory not unlike the best team ever:
BME
BME
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I think this is a great idea. Nice shuffle and mix of players.
fate whispers sweet omens of victory..
fate whispers sweet omens of victory..
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Make that "Cruniac, Shadow, 6 people that never show up, and lord scary owl that won't miss a matchChohan wrote:Can my team be renamed to "Cruniac, Shadow and 7 people will never show up"
And don't forget to look at smoo's team: the bear jew is pogue
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Any time you see a name you don't know you assume it's me? I don't have time to play this shit.Lord---Scary Owl wrote: And don't forget to look at smoo's team: the bear jew is pogue
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anytime anyone sees a guest name someone says "theres pogue"Pogue wrote:Any time you see a name you don't know you assume it's me? I don't have time to play this shit.Lord---Scary Owl wrote: And don't forget to look at smoo's team: the bear jew is pogue
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Team III should win handily, they won't but they should. Dantski is the main trower, and he should absolutely under no circumstance have a warr pack with pus. One of the not so good but not a dumbass players should captain. Nobody on this team can really rush worth a shit so they shouldn't bother. IT'S A LOCK BOYS.
What will happen: Dantski capts. The lesser players play lesser. Limp shows up to 1 match, nobody notices. Myrk plays like it's a FFA. Arz notices his team has a 5% lead and tells everyone to stop pushing. I hope they prove me wrong but there's not one single natural leader on this team, they'll just pass the ball around until limp tries to fuck it.
Team II is pretty solid itself. I think Homo should capt, because even if he sucks at it maybe Jesus will take pity and like help or something. This team can definitely be aggressive with Tirri, Paris, Ratking and maybe even Fartline leading the charge. Zak should change his name or something, it's just demoralizing to see that name on your team list. I actually think if everyone on this team played to their potential they'd win, but that hasn't happened since 2007ish (2001 for fartline, no ish there, fartline peaked in 2001. The only thing peaking for him now are his liver enzymes).
What will happen: I predict a tournament victory, provided the best players consistently show up. Ratking should take charge and assign roles because lord knows nobody else will. Really looking forward to Zak finding me on AIM to bring the news that he finally won something, but he'll probably be kicked off this team anyway. If this team wins I promise I will send Homer a gold plated aborted fetus as a trophy. I just need an address and a time when he'll be at home.
What will happen: Dantski capts. The lesser players play lesser. Limp shows up to 1 match, nobody notices. Myrk plays like it's a FFA. Arz notices his team has a 5% lead and tells everyone to stop pushing. I hope they prove me wrong but there's not one single natural leader on this team, they'll just pass the ball around until limp tries to fuck it.
Team II is pretty solid itself. I think Homo should capt, because even if he sucks at it maybe Jesus will take pity and like help or something. This team can definitely be aggressive with Tirri, Paris, Ratking and maybe even Fartline leading the charge. Zak should change his name or something, it's just demoralizing to see that name on your team list. I actually think if everyone on this team played to their potential they'd win, but that hasn't happened since 2007ish (2001 for fartline, no ish there, fartline peaked in 2001. The only thing peaking for him now are his liver enzymes).
What will happen: I predict a tournament victory, provided the best players consistently show up. Ratking should take charge and assign roles because lord knows nobody else will. Really looking forward to Zak finding me on AIM to bring the news that he finally won something, but he'll probably be kicked off this team anyway. If this team wins I promise I will send Homer a gold plated aborted fetus as a trophy. I just need an address and a time when he'll be at home.
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Seems accurate for the most part.
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can we get a flatline/honkey combo since both won't be showing up?
i would endorse adding owl to our roster before his team abuses him and/or forfeits, but allowing him the slim chance of playing with Chohan, one of his top 5 greatest mythers ever following 2011, will be brilliant for participants and spectators alike.
this has become quite interesting now that we threw out the draft idea and went forward with asmodian's fantasy league.
the stakes have become that much higher as no tournament such as this has ever been attempted before
welcome to the AFL
i would endorse adding owl to our roster before his team abuses him and/or forfeits, but allowing him the slim chance of playing with Chohan, one of his top 5 greatest mythers ever following 2011, will be brilliant for participants and spectators alike.
this has become quite interesting now that we threw out the draft idea and went forward with asmodian's fantasy league.
the stakes have become that much higher as no tournament such as this has ever been attempted before
welcome to the AFL
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LOLChohan wrote:Can my team be renamed to "Cruniac, Shadow and 7 people will never show up"
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wtf I will show up.
..to at least one match.
..to at least one match.
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my team won't forfeit because of me or abuse me (maybe only shadow), I can be handy and if I'm in a good mood i don't really annoy people, and yes being on chohan's team would make my mood go up.par73 wrote:can we get a flatline/honkey combo since both won't be showing up?
i would endorse adding owl to our roster before his team abuses him and/or forfeits, but allowing him the slim chance of playing with Chohan, one of his top 5 greatest mythers ever following 2011, will be brilliant for participants and spectators alike.
this has become quite interesting now that we threw out the draft idea and went forward with asmodian's fantasy league.
the stakes have become that much higher as no tournament such as this has ever been attempted before
welcome to the AFL
i can be pretty handy. I'm like an underage drinker bad henchman
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where's that results thread at?
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match stats haven't been uploaded yet.. get on that someone.
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So i hear VieForPower is in with us? YES / NO?