Myth's Top 3 Most Legendary Troll's

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JUST WATCH IT

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coOxrm4CU0U[/youtube]

This is how you feel when you enter the lobby of Myth 2, only to see one of the few, the proud, the legendary troll's of Myth 2. No doubt they feel an immense wave of nostalgia as they cling to one of their favorite past times...trolling the myth lobby, after-all their is nothing quite like trolling people you have a history with. All that extra ammo and twisted knowledge of just how you're going to piss them off.

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The argument can be made that these psychopath's and their antic's play a crucial role in fueling the metaphorical steam engine that is Myth 2. Squeezing every last drop of fun out of the game before it's finally put to rest. I must confess that I occasionally get a cruel sense of joy and satisfaction from watching them torture some of our mutual enemies, such as Bonky, Toecutter, and Om the old admin. Those memories will go down in the Myth annals as some of my fondest from my young adult hood.

One thing that a persona must require to make this list, is true dedication. In other words...NEVER break character when trying to be a great troll for once the enemy know's you have a soul and are capable of such things as empathy and remorse you will know longer be effective at making other people's online experience horrific. The trollee can't know that you have weaknesses or even feelings, they must be made to feel eventually as if they are in conversation with a bot who has been specifically designed to target their character flaws.

One effective tactic in this heavily personalized degree of trolling is the "private message", in the PM the victim has no public recourse, short of a screen shot (their only evidence) that these nutter's are actually spending countless hours targeting them. Numerous complaints have been lodged against Kirk for pming death threats to Zak and other's, unashamedly. Upon presented proof Kirk resumed his war with fellow troll Zak in a no nonsense battle of the troll's that almost consumed the world. May the best troll win. I think both were banned for a time, but who cares - over the years myth history blurs into a clouded vision of shit talking and jokes, victories and defeats.

The false sense of power along with the veil of anonymity in the world wide web continues to bring out the absolute worst in us and nowhere more so than the halls of Myth 2 where years of competition, and personal histories are thrown into the mix.


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1. Kirk - We can't be sure when he picked up the mantle of taking personal slight's to the 99th power and relentlessly attacking anyone who wronged him until they were "exhausted from being trolled by this orange fuck". Kirk isn't #1 for no reason, he's been doing this for perhaps the longest time, his cruelty and full frontal attacks on multiple social media fronts are comprehensive. He's not afraid to make things personal or take them beyond the boundaries of gamer life into the real world. I have no doubt that if such a confrontation were to occur in proximity to the actual location of his home; he would in fact start stalking the person in real life. But he would not meet up with me, his best buddy for a beer at a baseball game. Priorities - we all have them. Having had real life conversations with Kirk that don't involve his hatred for someone on a video game makes him less threatening to me, but I'm aware some poor souls who have crossed him on Myth have only seen the dark side. The guy who never stop's being your proverbial Myth Shadow, always there to haunt your games and ruin what may have been an ok time. Currently not trolling as much because he's working 16 jobs and making 2 billion a year, many of his enemies and even frenemies have crept cautiously back into the Myth world, delighted at the freedom they feel without his oppressive presence.

Here is Rawr talking about cars while Kirk isn't in the lobby.

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Kirk's Star war's likeness the coveted Darth Vader, which makes Luke Skywalker Pogue.

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2. Zakchary - Calling Kirk back after a funny voicemail about how he was going to be flayed alive. Kirk you joker you.

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Zak is really just here for the laughs, which makes him such a great troll. He doesn't care about winning, or making friends, or having fun. He just wants to troll. He's 100% pure troll. His family genealogy goes back centuries his great great great great great grandfather Theobauld Von Fuckface was a jester in the Danish King Rabican's court who would troll the nobility and peasantry alike during court. Great Great Great Great Great grandfather to Rabican of Myth today, Danish King Rabican also liked to drink gallons of booze. In fact ancestory.com show's the exact lineage of Zak's family.

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Zak picked up the profession of trolling when he first logged into the internet in 1995 on an AOL dial-up connection, one 55 hours of free internet CD out of the Life cereal box, and ZAK was hooked. He hit up the gay and lesbian chats telling everyone there that they were in fact "Gay" as if they didn't know and it was an insult to them. Needless to say trolling was his new passion and these people were incensed by the insensitivity that someone on the world wide web would accuse them of being gay even though they were self-admittedly gay. Then in 1998 he moved to the myth lobby where he was lost in a crowd of thousands of new multiplayer gamer's until by the process of elimination in the early to mid 2000's he made a name for himself, ZAK, not by his prowess in combat but by his unparalleled gifts of being able to be a total ass to anyone who took anything online seriously. You seriously can't take anything seriously for Zak will not. ZAK ZAK ZAK ZAK ZAK one of the forefathers of online trolling.

His Star Wars likeness most definitely

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3. Cu - CUl8ter, Cunt, Cuthecow, Cunich -

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXk1mUrypmY[/youtube] - Right before he murder's Me.

So many great PUN's, lets just call him CU. CU is probably my favorite troll, he likes to follow me around and talk to me about life and pm me questions about my family, even though I never respond. He's great at using guest accounts to dummy and troll, his pension for sly remarks at the end of games 10 seconds before they end or 10 seconds before they start is uncanny, thus making it impossible for any retort. He could be anyone he could be no one, we don't know, but he likes to incorporate the letter's CU into his name, a truly amazing feet. He really came into his own trolling when Namechanger's started changing their names, his name changing abilities were quickly surpassing his teammates but he was usually spotted as having the most obscure pop-culture reference of all his name changing buddies. His trolling weapon of choice is real world stalking via facebook and other social media. A collection of real life fact's regurgitated to you in a private message with sweeping conjecture's on your personal life are unsettling at the best of times. Cu is crafty, and cruel, a shadow lurker, absorbing information on us all like the NSA. He is just waiting for the right moment to unleash it, don't be fooled into thinking he is your friend, he has no friend's and likes it that way, this plays into his victim complex and allows him to embrace his viewpoint on the human condition. Cu like Zach doesn't take too much seriously as none of us should on the interweb, but his darkness is a black-hole, he's probably taken the time to write a manifesto or something idiotic like that. We can't be sure until his murder victims (young women in their 30's with 1 child) surface and he's surrounded by the police, but I'm sure he'll mention me in their somewhere. Cu chooses his victims carefully, and isn't trolling everyone who takes the bait like most trollers. Sophisticated Trolling.

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I find this article to be poorly organized, and the pictures are too large for my computer screen.

4 out of 10 Zaks.
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My effort for article writing has gotten as lackadaisical as your effort towards trolling and dummying.
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Homer wrote: Kirk's Star war's likeness the coveted Darth Vader, which makes Luke Skywalker Pogue.
I'm just flattered to be included in any article by such a famous myther. :D
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Homer you just made my day.

I always love your articles, bonus points for trolling zak by using pictures too large for his computer.

well done sir!

/mancrush
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dac always first to jump on dick

article at least 5 years late

Homer
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I don't recall ever pming Homer or even seeing him on facebook but it is a dream of mine to impregnate his sister and create a bunch of free thinking socialist atheists.

I'll still teach them to think gays are icky, though.
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shadow wrote:dac always first to jump on dick
only homers

he writes great articles good for megalols

and that dick is so small it doesnt hurt anyways
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dac wrote:
shadow wrote:dac always first to jump on dick
only homers

he writes great articles good for megalols

and that dick is so small it doesnt hurt anyways
u sounds like gay for pay
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shadow wrote:
dac wrote:
shadow wrote:dac always first to jump on dick
only homers

he writes great articles good for megalols

and that dick is so small it doesnt hurt anyways
u sounds like gay for pay
you cant afford me dont worry, rubles dont go as far as they used to
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Cutard wrote:I don't recall ever pming Homer or even seeing him on facebook but it is a dream of mine to impregnate his sister and create a bunch of free thinking socialist atheists.

I'll still teach them to think gays are icky, though.
See what i mean.
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Ghengis seems to think we wouldn't be a good couple (personality clash) but frankly I'd just be using her as a breeding vessel.

A spawning pool, if you will.
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Cutard wrote:Ghengis seems to think we wouldn't be a good couple (personality clash) but frankly I'd just be using her as a breeding vessel.

A spawning pool, if you will.
Would you give your children names? Numbers? Or just not bother with them at all?
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Dantski wrote:Would you give your children names? Numbers? Or just not bother with them at all?
I hadn't really thought about that. I think they should have to pass some sort of crucible to earn a proper name.
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Dantski wrote:Would you give your children names? Numbers? Or just not bother with them at all?
Inutterable Lovecraftian syllables; apostrophes optional.
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dac wrote: you cant afford me dont worry, rubles dont go as far as they used to
oh you filthy whore
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wwo wrote:Inutterable Lovecraftian syllables; apostrophes optional.
This is a holy and rightful union and our brood shall wander the earth spreading goodness.
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Cutard wrote:
wwo wrote:Inutterable Lovecraftian syllables; apostrophes optional.
This is a holy and rightful union and our brood shall wander the earth spreading plague and suffering.
fixed
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Surely I must be in the top 10.
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I hate you Homer, my myth life has become misery....i get trolled by people named Spade weeks, a dude with a key sign, The Greek, Jew, and multiple other names. It is hard to get a clear lobby, really hard.

Suspects:
Asmodian
Zak
Pogue
Bagrada
Maybe CU if it is even worth his time

I am pretty sure those are the 4(5).
My life is semi-hell when I log on.
You have completed your tasks, now leave me be.
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LOL You got squidrocked!
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