Homers Team Reviews

[Homer]

TEAM KREMISI

Kremisi - 3 - Loves MS Paint even though it's 2013. He's not going to be doing his team any favors by drawing funny pictures. They will need all the help they can get.



Paris - 4 - Loves drugs and new age philosophy, Paris can be this teams best player or worst enemy for example (PARIS AFK? FUCK. UNITS LOST. I"M BACK idiot! TOO LATE PARIS!) also a proud first generation college attendee.



Rat - 4 - Besides his passion for Myth and sobriety, Ratking has started a rehab facility to get kids off drugs and onto shitty video games. Four balls is a generous rating from Dantski, I would downgrade Rat to a 3 but I'm not going to mess with any of Dantski's rating's except of course my teams; we are all five baller's. I copy and pasted all of Dantski's hard work into this thread.




PK - 3 - Probably the most stable person on this team, look for his good attitude and positive comments to come out as everything collapses around him.



Flatline - 3 - Once regularly rated as a four baller, he's recently been downgraded by the Dantski system and was late to be picked up by any team in this draft, which may go to show an honorable Myth resume will only cover your shitty play for so long.



Rawr - 3 - Beside the fact that his orange color screams douche-bag, Rawr may actually be one of this games bigger douche-bag's. No offense. None Taken. Great.



MM - 2 - Milk Man? Well known for his liberal rants on the forums he's actually also a pretty terrible Myther and what I suspect to be an even worse human being.



STB - 2 - Who?



HH - 2 - Head Hunter, many say HH is a solid three balls, I have yet to see him do anything because I never watch what anyone does, cause who cares right?



NewMutator - 1 - Appreciated for his webcasts of some of Myth's most stunning and exciting matches, I have no clue as to whether or not this guy can play the game. If he is in fact 1 ball, then I am curious to know why he's web-casting games and not learning myth basics?



Empty - 1 - Dantski was way off. Empty Phil is an easy 1.5 balls.



Quick thoughts - I can only assume Kremisi was last pick in the draft (but I was there and he wasn't, he just picked all his friends), I think Paris needs to be the main trow guy on this team and while he's capable of doing a great job, he's also kinda unpredictable in terms of care<-----------. This team will be forced to field at least a single 2 baller every game as well so they will always be somewhat vulnerable. The weakest roster on paper IMO.

Total - 28 pts Best 7 players - 22 pts

[Homer]

TEAM HOMER a.k.a ASSEMBLAGE OF RUINATION = totally badass



Homer The Destroyer - 5 - This guy will no doubt lead this team to victory by annihilating everything in his teams path. He will no doubt cater to everyone of his teams needs and squash all the oppositions petty roadblocks.


Savage Gekko - 5 - Strategic mastermind and most patient player he will out maneuver any opponents through lurid tactics and then pounce at a moments frustrations with savage brutality and finality. Beautiful this teams first pick.



Arzenic the Eradicator - 5 - Arzenic can be seen here destroying jet planes for pestering him while he's trying to relax, this is exactly what he'll do to these other teams terrible players, the planes here are representative of a 2 and 3 ball player facing off against Arzenic on a desert flank.



Adrenaline Massacre - 5 - Adrenaline massacre basically a bull with a rope tied around his dick, people are going to keep throwing darts into his neck but it's not going to slow him down it's just going to piss him off, and then he is going gore you and you'll be sorry you ever threw a dart into his neck.



Limp the Barbarian - 5 - No doubt a large cleavaged woman has laid herself at his feet after his unrivaled savagery and well timed "idiot" insults broke you down as a man and he was able to lay waste to your entire shitty dividend of the Unit Trade. Plus he's fucking sneaky.



Kilgrath the Indelicate - 5 - Probably point out your deepest character flaw and make you cry while your sitting at your computer before he runs his units down your cry baby throat, cry baby.



The Dreaded WWO - 5 - Far more intelligent than you, watch as he makes you look like an idiot, go on Watch.



Dac the Impaler - 5 - Other than the three women below Dac is probably busy impaling your mom right now. Later on he might even impale you so look out fago.



Arsenal The Merciless - 5 - I don't even know this guy, he's really just a friend of a friend, but he's merciless.



BOC Primeval - 5 - Probably the largest bird of prey to ever exist.



Xmas the Loathed - 5 - He's either going to lose everything in the first 2 minutes of the game or beat you and utterly crush your self-confidence for the rest of the match. A gamble in which we are willing to take.



Quick thoughts - Very good roster and well rounded, I don't think this team has weakness unless BOC demands playing time. Only real question is who will they trounce first?

Total - 1,000,000 pts Best 7 - 1,000,000 pts - Could my team be more badass, probably not, will we go undefeated to win it all, yes.

[Pogue]

Homer I love you.

[par73]

EPIC THREAD

[rawr]

you know charmander is the reason why i named myself rawr!? lmfao jk