Asmo's undisputable ball ratings

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 02 May 2013, 23:33

If you are not on the list it is either because 1) I don't think you are going to play in mwc 2) I forgot 3) you are a low 2 balls or below.

Green= uper tier of that ball bracket, but not worth adding to a team under the current salary cap system if they were upgraded into the next ball ranking
White= No argument, you are what you are.
Pink= lower division of 3 balls to better separate the most populated bracket

Edit: People are not placed in order within the color of their current ball rating.

These ratings are perfect, there is really no argument, but continue to dispute anyways.

5 balls
Gkg

4 balls
Adrenaline
Ghengis Kahn
East Wind
Karma
Arzenic
Shaister
Cave
Limp
Paris
Sam
Tirri
Chickenwire
Dantski
Gekko
Cruniac
Myrk
Rabican
Absolut
Chron

3 balls
Ska
Bone
Duan
Crc
Browning
Demoltion
August
Monty
Kryptos
Grim
Flatline
Kilgrath
Slate
Appy
Fire
Captain
PK
Homer
Rat King
Asmo
Gamer
Wwo
Blade
Thalander
Hadiez
Rawr
Dante
Enculator
Qwerty
Ramirez
Stormrider
Mark
Zak
Cremisi
Muse
Hmp
Rodekill
Alk
Bagrada
Truth
Verminx
Blonde
Evil Jake
Valentine
GeneralX
Headhunter
Honkey
RZA
Aki
Toxyn
Ol’Dirtae
Pogue
Milkman
Thor
Drunken

2 balls
Ten
Sasper
Ksize
Father Xmas
Sormiron
Khan
Punkuser
Pallidace
Ln
Matty
Seeker
Scratch
Falcon
SamButcher
Dac
Empyhil
Cheezefist
Funky
Pablo Escobar
Arsenal
Leadbelly
Sin
Mike

dac · Post by **dac** » 03 May 2013, 00:05

HH def 2, zak belongs as a higher 3, honkey belongs in the 2 bracket.

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 03 May 2013, 00:18

dac wrote:HH def 2, zak belongs as a higher 3, honkey belongs in the 2 bracket.

HH and honkey are low 3s imo. I'm a mid or low 3 myself.

slate, RZA, aki, and pogue are mid 3s.

rawr is a 2

browning is a 4

cave is a high 3

rab is a high 3

Vantobia · Post by **Vantobia** » 03 May 2013, 00:21

You seem to be missing a certain aussie that plays like a 2 baller, talks like a 4 baller and makes love and drink beer like a 5 baller......

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 00:42

The people have spoken and I have responded by lowering Honkey and HH to a low 3 balls. Other than that I disagree with the rest of the suggestions that have been made.

I still believe Cave is one of the better 4 ballers even with how inactive he is.

Browning and Rabican are comparable but Rabican bringing solid captaining ability to the table gives him the nod over browning imo.

I don't believe that any deer other than sasper,drunken,pall are in the low 3 ball - high 2 ball range which is why I left you off the list Vantobia. Feel free to prove me wrong this MWC and then I will update the list.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » 03 May 2013, 00:56

Cave is a high 3 (zero activity and playing with him last mwc he was about my level really).
Rab is a high 3 (same deal, zero activity,care, rust and no intentions to captain at all regardless if he was good at it or not).

Ksize is 3.

EW really is borderline 5..... Probably best skilled + care + uber active player on the game right now besides gkg.
Adren would be a 5 but activity and such high 4 is more suitable.

Mostly these ratings fairly good actually.

Dantski · Post by **Dantski** » 03 May 2013, 01:01

I'm a 3, not even a high 3 now.

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 03 May 2013, 01:31

i'd bump milk man to a low 3. he's improved quite a bit in the last few months.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 03 May 2013, 01:44

nah i'd say a green 2, I'm unique like that

Vantobia · Post by **Vantobia** » 03 May 2013, 02:03

Asmo wrote: Feel free to prove me wrong this MWC and then I will update the list.

Aki · Post by **Aki** » 03 May 2013, 03:41

Asmo wrote:PK
Bagrada
Funky

Who?

Giant Killer General · Post by **Giant Killer General** » 03 May 2013, 03:52

I am kind of lonely up there.

What if I didn't exist, do you think the 5 ball category would be redefined to move some people up into it?

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 03 May 2013, 04:24

it probably just means that your the only sober one. i play either drunk or on my way to being drunk 90% of the time which probably hurts others perceptions of my abilities.

if myth were a party... you'd be our designated driver

par73 · Post by **par73** » 03 May 2013, 04:52

Asmo wrote:2 balls
Sasper
Ksize
Sormiron
Khan
Falcon
Sin
Mike
Arsenal
Ten
Father Xmas
Punkuser
Pallidace
Ln
Matty
Seeker
Scratch
SamButcher
Dac
Empyhil
Cheezefist
Funky
Pablo Escobar
Leadbelly

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 03 May 2013, 06:05

Having blade as a 3 pretty much invalidates everything else.

empy · Post by **empy** » 03 May 2013, 08:50

Im 3 balls wtf is this

Ksiaze · Post by **Ksiaze** » 03 May 2013, 09:35

Asmo rated 2 balls last year TWS winner, this year TWS finalist, 2 nd wighty scorer in mwc 2007, 2nd in Leagues from Nowhere 2t tourney, 3rd ( 3/24) in Paris ffa tourney etc. Still good to have lower rank and be more valueble.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 03 May 2013, 13:32

1v1 Assmo or please S.T.F.U with stupid posts like this.

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 13:58

lol if you really want to get steam rolled be my guest. Best of 7 win by two.

I'm sure you will have lots of excuses when you lose.

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 14:02

Ksiaze wrote:Asmo rated 2 balls last year TWS winner, this year TWS finalist, 2 nd wighty scorer in mwc 2007, 2nd in Leagues from Nowhere 2t tourney, 3rd ( 3/24) in Paris ffa tourney etc. Still good to have lower rank and be more valueble.

You count subbing for a team 2 matches as being a TWS finalist? Shows about how valid your accomplishments are that you listed.

Ksiaze · Post by **Ksiaze** » 03 May 2013, 14:51

Last 4 matches of this tourney, won with Par's, Rat's, Zak's and lost with GKG's if it really matters. Wining with Rats and Zaks leaded to finals. Cant find other " valid" issues ?
Or you can show any achievements wich make you high 3 baller?
Any valid rating of you I could find is here :
http://thegjol.com/thegodhead/view/medi ... here_do_yo

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 17:29

K-size oh K-size. This shouldn't even be worth my time but I will not allow you to pollute my perfect ratings, that people relly on as the #1 source of accurate ratings so I must put you in your place.

1) you subbed for dantski's team and count that as a finals appearance for you
2) 2nd wighty scorre you say? http://www.mythgaming.net/mwc2007/statistics.php oh where art tho?
3) TWS12 winner. I hear that was the worst 2 team tournament ever with most teams forfeiting and that your team lost 0-5 in the finals but then the other team refused to play the SD so you guys won by default
4) FFA tournaments that no one has heard about? congrats. If that FFA tournament wasn't hosted by a member of POOP chances are it was a joke of a tournament.

play above your forever 2 ball level this mwc and you may be upgraded.

headhunter · Post by **headhunter** » 03 May 2013, 17:41

Dacman's just mad I'm better than him.
Rate me what you will, most of you have no clue how good of a team player I am anyway.

Ksiaze · Post by **Ksiaze** » 03 May 2013, 17:50

Hello

Ad 1.) Yes I subbed but played in all last 4 important games. I guess being active player is more important that being only on team list and dont play. From that point of view I was member of this team.
Ad 2.) It was 2009, 2007 was my first mwc, my fault. 2nd wighty score, 3rd k/d ratio and 4th dmg/game. The one ape had 1st wighty score.
Ad 3.) You " hear"...? From those who lost it mostly ? We won 2:0 in SD, not by defoult. All games besided last one in SD were 4-6. Certeinly it wasnt the most competetive tourney ever. Like all other lately.
Ad 4.) That 2 nd place was in tourney won by Dantski/Ghenghis combo, that ffa had adren/hmp/ele in finals. The fact you didnt hear about it doeasnt mean it was shitty tourney. But indeed there was a lot of tourneys those days.

Just trying to guess what make you ta expert? Being last in this TWS or in your own autumn tourney? Or trading PK for Myrk ? I dont see ANY single achievement in any tourney you can submit. Even some shitty one.
What makes you according to you equal with players like? :
Ska
Bone
Duan
Crc
Browning
Demoltion
August
Monty
Kryptos
Grim
Flatline
Kilgrath
Slate
Appy
Fire
Captain
PK
Homer
Rat King

dac · Post by **dac** » 03 May 2013, 18:04

headhunter wrote:Dacman's just mad I'm better than him.
Rate me what you will, most of you have no clue how good of a team player I am anyway.

i love you bro, but wholeheartedly disagree with the assessment!

Ksiaze · Post by **Ksiaze** » 03 May 2013, 20:56

Forgot to add NML2010 ( ~ TWS 2,5) finalist with TVR.
http://myth2.com/player.php?id=89 and Asmo giving me 3 balls in 2010 already

7th/56 place in tffa ape avalanche tourney
3rd/24 place in Par's ffa mini tourney
2nd place in 2 vs 2 "leagues from nowhere" tourney ( lost 2-1 with DP/GK in finals)
top12/60 in ffa aftermath tourney
MWC 2009 - 2 nd wighty score, 3 rd k/g ratio, 4 th dmg/game
NML2010 - 2 nd place
TWS2012 - 1 st place
TWS2013 - 2 nd place as sub

adrenaline · Post by **adrenaline** » 03 May 2013, 21:25

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. NO ONE CARES.

tirri · Post by **tirri** » 03 May 2013, 21:35

guys i've just gone over the proof that ksiaze has provided and its true, he is in fact a 3 baller and not a 2 baller like asmo's ratings say. but what can we do since they are undisputable?

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 03 May 2013, 21:38

In order to avoid polluting & disputing asmo's important work I hereby transfer my third ball to K-size.

Let it be done asmo.

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 03 May 2013, 22:44

Asmo wrote:lol if you really want to get steam rolled be my guest. Best of 7 win by two.

I'm sure you will have lots of excuses when you lose.

lol waited 15 minutes online , you were sitting in lobby and yet it seems you chickened out and left.

Honkey · Post by **Honkey** » 03 May 2013, 22:56

I am better than Asmo, Flat, and wwo. I would be happy to prove it. i have been playing myth using a couch cushion as a mouse pad and sit about 4 feet from a 12 inch monitor. Wait till I complete my studio room and have my own desk, mousepad, and computer chair to play. I can't even see where I am control clicking half the time. My performance in the tournament with tbc is of higher quality than any of these players have ever shown, and that was the last time I had a solid setup. I dont disagree with my rating, I just feel those 3 players are highly overrated. (and not to confuse anything I like all 3 of them) and should not be above me.

This list is built more on reputation than reality. Blonde should be lower, Ksi should be mid-high 3, ratking should be a 4, absolut has a busy life he posts on Fb (should not be a 4 imo) as he will not show at all, Crun should be above Karma, and Limp is a 3. Dac should also be higher, and seriously stormrider and appy? Nice guys, but they might make 1 match tops thus should not get such a high rating as they are of zero value to their team.

Honkey · Post by **Honkey** » 03 May 2013, 22:59

I do agree with gkg being the only 5 baller though.

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 23:17

These ratings aren't based on the amount the player will probably will show. They are based on the level that they usually play at when they do show.

Also I was at class this morning drunken, but either time we are both on I'm down to play.

Asmodian · Post by **Asmodian** » 03 May 2013, 23:29

Honkey wrote:I am better than Asmo, Flat, and wwo. I would be happy to prove it.

I'm waiting...

My performance in the tournament with tbc is of higher quality than any of these players have ever shown

Which performance, the victories over ULMS,NWA and Mental? because you didn't play against tcox and you lost to NC. seems like quite the impressive performance (sarcasm)

wwo · Post by **wwo** » 04 May 2013, 00:56

Honkey wrote:I am better than Asmo, Flat, and wwo.

With a care level bordering on non-existent, combined with severe intra-tourney inactivity, I get drafted before you because I'm worse? I have nothing to go on since I haven't watched any films of you that I can recall, but your reputation is that of a deluded 2-ball gamekiller. I'm not saying I think I'm better than you; I'm saying nearly everyone else thinks I'm better than you. Since leadership and captaining isn't even close (we can see if a random game would prefer joining you over me), if you get past Asmo in a 1v1, I'll really try to be sober some time during mwc and we can 1v1. I'm putting my money on Asmo, though, so I feel safe that my 1v1s will continue to be relaxed, private events done for fun and not as a daddy-hug substitute.

punkUser · Post by **punkUser** » 04 May 2013, 03:12

I think a lot of people missed the memo that you should be arguing for *lower* ratings, not higher (which are of no value, only a hindrance when joining salary-capped teams).

Pogue · Post by **Pogue** » 04 May 2013, 04:38

All's I've gotten from this thread is that ksiaze is still a 5 ball idiot and a bunch of you still care about how someone else rates you. Straight up if I were a gambler I would have lost a lot of money on the bet that there would even be a MWC'13 let alone people still going on about the same shit. Some things never change, love you guys.

pallidice · Post by **pallidice** » 04 May 2013, 08:26

asmos rating are pretty acurate im not saying they all are but he plays enough that i trust his judgement

drunken_deer · Post by **drunken_deer** » 04 May 2013, 14:05

Pallidice wrote:asmos rating are pretty acurate im not saying they all are but he plays enough that i trust his judgement

I "ALMOST" agree with you, but im not a fucking Low tier 3 baller. I am a 3 Baller.

c⁄J⁄Iılk c⁄J⁄Iån ◊§t◊ · 04 May 2013, 17:04

GiantKillerGen wrote:I am kind of lonely up there.

What if I didn't exist?

GKG getting emo

Myrk · Post by **Myrk** » 05 May 2013, 03:20

wwo wrote:
Honkey wrote:I'm not saying I think I'm better than you; I'm saying nearly everyone else thinks I'm better than you

Honkey was really terrible in the tws finals, I kinda felt bad for Dantski.

noblesteed · Post by **noblesteed** » 05 May 2013, 04:11

slate easily 4 balls he could easily wreck you in 1v1 if he showed up zak

Zak · Post by **Zak** » 06 May 2013, 04:30

Sure slate is a FOUR, at 3 AM against rabble in KOTH ffas.